854 new dead. Inflated a bit because Scotland apparently don’t count many at weekends.
854 new dead. Inflated a bit because Scotland apparently don’t count many at weekends.
I’ve not managed to fuck it as badly as him thankfully. But I agree on the whole, still love most of all you lot though.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/mixed-martial-arts/52199255
UFC president Dana White says he is close to securing a private island to continue hosting fights during the coronavirus crisis.
White says UFC 249 will go ahead on 18 April at an undisclosed location.
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China recorded is first 0 dead yesterday.
Also, re the UFC - with most airports and flights cancelled, how does Dana expect fighters, refs and officials to get to this magical Island??
Private charters.
A fighting tournament in an undisclosed remote island? Sounds like something Jean Claude Van Damme would be involved with.
No but I’m only nicking the official government numbers. Recoveries will take a while to get much over deaths I think because you need two negative tests before you’re set free and the results can take a little while. But recoveries will far outstrip deaths in official numbers later on and in reality by far more as loads will have had it and not known/thought it was something else.
Someone linked me to a quote by Icke about deaths not having risen in comparison to last year and it's a shame the fucking nut is doing his bit to discredit the argument by busting his load prematurely but it's a shane the stats aren't widely available afaik.
This however, does seem to indicate the quarantine is working if stats of NHS triages and online assessments are anything to go by. I mean a slump is possibly owed to the dying down of hype over general span of time but probably not to that extent.
https://app.powerbi.com/view?r=eyJrI...llMiIsImMiOjh9
Never had so many neg and pos ‘rep’ in one thread in my life. What a time to be alive.
What is Waffelz on about? Someone give me a rundown.
People get far too offended with ease these days, Sir, is all.
Why is Waffelz getting repped? Someone quote the relevant post.
I'm getting tested this week for work![]()
Austria and Denmark already laying out plans for reopening the country.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world...9a9_story.html
Iran still rock steady in the low-to-mid 100s.
51 deaths in Palm Beach county alone![]()
Our case numbers are coming down. Huraah!
Ooo you beaut. Will look tomorrow as I've packed up my work laptop for the day.
I would very much like the press to fuck off with the, "Level with us. How long will this last?" bullshit. We've got months until an exit strategy is needed unless it completely starts to vanish.
Quarter-final results.
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lol
A famous victory for the Swiss.
Are you fucking kidding me?
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What's E&W? I assume it's a total death figure. Get me the same for 2020.
Edit: England and Wales, you cunt.
Someone get the TTH twitter account ready. We might need the results released tonight. Waff you're heading the online traffic strategy.
The 2020 numbers are in the link Lee provided. Looking at it, we're under the average taken from the previous five years until the back end of March.
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I don't know what's straighter, that Orange line or my erect penis.
We're going out next time because lads... we've only gone and flattened the curve
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Congrats on getting the other 19 people in your country to stay home or whatever.
France have timed their run poorly. How have Italy done them?
Belgium went through the ceiling today so they will stuff the fading Italians in the semi.
Over 75's 2017-2020, 1) all deaths (incl. COVID) and 2) deaths with underlying respiratory disease, not attributed to Covid-19.
Sudden late spike make it a little interesting, but nothing alarmingly dodgy.
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I'm well up for a Twitter misinformation campaign. I'm ready and willing, Taz.
Yeah that spike could be the start but also, Over 75s isn't the hill we want to die on here. That first chart but replace the 'underlying respiratory diseases' datasets with just the total deaths and let's see the relationship between the Covid deaths and the total deaths.
Numbers seem wrong to be honest. At least if worldofmeters is accurate (which it is for France at least), France had a total of 1351 death which corresponds to 20.16 Dp1m and Italy had a total of 1161 which corresponds to 19.28 Dp1m. Classic Italian move to bribe officials tbh.
But other than that, we didn't think strategically about releasing the care home death numbers meaning we would never get past Belgium anyway. Wasted them on Portugal. Belgium on the other hand released unreported deaths today, hence the big jump.
Last edited by Adramelch; 07-04-2020 at 05:50 PM.
Fuck are these guys talkin about man
Edit: the ones tryin to do twitter olympics or some shit