How is not Goldberg / Riddle, surely that's a no brainer?
How is not Goldberg / Riddle, surely that's a no brainer?
I mean if Goldberg walks out to give it some "I mean more like LOLkemia, amirite?" and then we get a "Broooooo....." I'll be equal parts pleased and annoyed at Riddle having to eat a squash by Goldberg.
Riddle's been getting a lot of heat for that shit supposedly so he'll probably get a match against Gillberg before he gets one against Goldberg.
Supposedly they’ve filmed a segment to set up Oldberg/Boatman. In before it’s just Strowman saying “No... IM NEXT”.
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Word is that Andrade is out too.
Double post because it's good enough for both threads.
using a quarter of Smackdown on HHH vs. Reigns was an..... interesting move.
I've been watching some stuff from my childhood recently, what with being locked in and all. All good, of course. I'm not bothered about anything after the early/mid-2000's, really.
I just watched Goldberg vs Undertaker from last year(?), though, and by christ, what was that about? I know they're both ancient, and it was presumably at the request of, and well financed by, the hosts, but fucking hell.
Apparently Oldberg was concussed early on. He had already cut his head open headbutting his door in the back for his entrance and then got smashed into the ring post and properly busted it open. Then he nearly got a full tombstone on his head. Didn't seem to know where he was and could barely stand after that.
Spooky Mark looked very pissed at the end of the match too.
He was concussed by headbutting the door apparently. The ring post smash didn't help ofc.
Maybe, and I don't want to get too crazy with this, he should stop headbutting doors given he managed to bust himself open a couple of years ago just coming out to deliver a fucking promo.
I mean what he should actually do is never wrestle again but let's take it one step at a time.
It's a little different but I go back to him punching a limo window out in WCW. That was supposed to be gimmicked but he punched his way through solid glass.
The good news is Plumpy did a Mania video. The bad news is he filmed it before all the wrestlers started pulling out of the show.
If they waste the return of Biker Mark on this shithouse 'Mania.
Imagine if he retires in front of an empty arena.
Spooky Mark being in one of these 4th wall breaking feuds is lol.
"Haven't you spent the last decade pretending to be a teleporting zombie, mate?"
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Yep, it's monumentally stupid.
I hope this virus situation doesn't lead to people forgetting this Mania was going to be shite long before it was a thing. They have some excuses for some shit now, but Taker/AJ as an example was shit long before this.
Austin Theory has been called up to replace Andrade to team up with Angel Garza against The Street Profits.
I'm not sure why Austin Theory but he's done alright in the small handful of matches he's had on NXT. Apparently it's probably going to be a permanent call up as Heyman likes him.
Although more of this and it wont be a permanent thing:
Botches sound so much better in an empty setting.
I'm sure "Release the hounds!" will have the wrasslin' meme folks happy but the Jericho / Matt Hardy stuff sounds dorky as fuck.
I watched it and actually found it quite funny. It's probably the most AEW I've watched other than Cody's promo a while back.
I've watched that 2-3 minutes and Jericho is a funny guy but... I dunno, just not for me I don't think.
I do need to actually seek out some AEW matches though.
Omega v Trent from this week was good. Trent's superplex was scary to watch.
Ya that match was awesome.
It was very much like a NJPW match.
Sam Roberts on commentary for this weeks NXT was fucking awful.
I watched the Kofimania the other day. Only just found out that isn't Michael Cole. Whichever one of them it is sounds like his twin.
Was listening to the Macho Man Randy Savage rap song about Mr. Perfect as you do and google pulled this up so I'm sharing it.
I'm now just listening to this unironically. What a tune.
This came up on some Twitter account I follow yesterday. What the fuck is that song about? How have I only learned about that today?
Yeah I've seen that before.
And to answer your questions in order:
1) Christ knows.
2) I actually thought I'd seen that article in here first.
Guys, I've gone down the 'Wrestlers releasing their own albums' hole so you don't have to.
How about a Japan only release of a Terry Funk album from 1984?
Michael Jackson should've sued.
So, first night of ‘Mania tonight, which is off by itself! Anyone staying up? I’ll just watch on the network tomorrow. No idea of any matches having not seen any WWE since the rumble.
I'm excited for some reason. I'm staying up for it.
I'm prepared to be massively disappointed which is also how my ex described having sex with me.
Then you rocked her world?
BRING ON THE WRESTLING
Phonics bringing the hype!
The only thing still going for Wrestlemania was it's a spectacle and now it's not even that. Hard pass for me.
They've announced that the kick off for the show is
"Backstory: Liv betrayed her on IG by unfollowing. Then Natalya cut a promo on IG stating how she thought Liv was her friend"
Off to a banger.
Following the tenuous link of mental WWE related content, I stumbled back across this gem the other day:
Cesaro/Gulak could have been an absolute classic had they give it time.
I'm not sure why they gave it about 5 minute seeing as it's over two nights.
They could have had 45 minutes of the best wrestling the world has ever seen and that finish still would have ruined it.
So WrestleMania is being staggered over two days? Someone throw up a link! I thought it would have been cancelled tbh.
https://cytu.be/r/Cenation
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