Is anyone else noticing that the animals have definitely clocked that something isn't normal with all this lockdown business? I encountered a right bolshy little blackbird earlier and I've definitely seen rats about, which I don't think I have ever before.
Probably just a publicity stunt.Originally Posted by Waffdon
There's been wildlife spotted around big cities across the globe.
I though he had croaked it, already.
His hair is looking fantastic. I'm DMing him to find out who did his transplant.
I went to feed the swans yesterday and the pigeons bullied the soft cunts right out of it. It was embarrassing to watch to be honest.
I'm guessing the bins/litter/scrap market is not functioning for them like it normally does.
Chris Whitty now. Lol.
It's a decent effort in that it's quite a subtle one, to the point where it's not all that obvious that it even is one. He hasn't gone mental and tried to make it better than new. It's almost like what his hair might have been without all the bum-murder stress.
Whitty is self-isolating now. I reckon the Queen is patient zero.
Last edited by John Arne; 27-03-2020 at 04:34 PM.
Nah, he’s addicted to his work. 65 hour weeks. He won’t know what to do with himself.
919 in Italy.
Oof
Trump has to be a dead man walking at this stage. He's rightly going to take a lot of blame for the US response.
Gove is fucking terrible.
At this point I've no idea what the peak for them will look like. Their healthcare system must be completely shattered.
How many of them have to be gunned down before Chris Grayling gets the callup?
Are we having a celebratory thread when they break the 1000 barrier?
I want to see Liverpool lift the premier league trophy, have blanket media coverage, and a 3 week bus tour if it would mean the end of this.
Yep. I mentioned this a while ago. The alligators in Florida will genuinely be roaming towns if this keeps up.
Spain will be the worst hit by this in the end I think. Italy seem to have at least banded together to some extent, looking out for eachother and obeying the rules for the most part. Spain have gone to full every man for himself apocalypse conditions in record time. The stories about care home staff having fucked off and the army finding homes full of people dead in their beds are, although no doubt somewhat exaggerated, just horrific.
They do that don't they. Like the recession just abandoning shit.
So we just announced that the conference we work on has been moved to online, cancelling my free trip to San Francisco and the 3 month VISA that came with it but it could be worse:
They should have said pulled rather than cancelled.
Today's Italian numbers, at the stage they're at, are at the level that racks up the death toll that we've been talking about.
Is there anything this plague will not destroy?
Braved a shop and it's a pity it took a global pandemic but that was legitimately one of the best supermarket experiences of my life.
That’s not the biggest question here.
Is there anything this plague will not destroy?
Kings Heath
Can't say I'm suprised though.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...-antigen-tests
What the fuck is the antigen test as opposed to the antibody one? Will it not work if you've recovered from it?
Antigen tests if you currently have it. Antibody tests if you have had it.
I lived there when I was at Uni. What's happened?Kings Heath
Can't say I'm suprised though.
So a limited time window for its use and one which is possibly undetermined? Well I won't be hunting that down on Amazon.
We are on LOCKDOWN.
I've just rang my local takeway asking for an eta on my food and they told me it won't be arriving. All orders after 6.30pm cancelled apparently. I asked when I would be refunded and he didn't have a clue. That'll be a brick through his window then.
Rumor has it that France will extend the lockdown for 4 more weeks. Macron to address the country tomorrow on the matter.
I’ve been waiting 2 hours on mines. With a population of 10,000 it cannot be that fkn busy.
2k from the gaff.
I thought you already were?
Not really, just restrictions on groups and stuff.
Macron and Varadkar share the same quality of being cringey as fuck when gunning for 'statesmanlike'.
At least Boris is the same bumbling fool always.
French and brown.
Good old Blighty eh? We might beat a few at this one.
Both gay more like.
We're down to just a handful of kids in school so I'm not even needed next week. My job is to sort out the remote learning for the 95% of the school who are off.
By sort I mean look into the possibilities and go in on Monday and feed back to the head and deputy.
Go, go London!
Are Germany on lockdown? If they are then fair fucks to Jersey for being the last society standing against the immediacy of modern life.
They are yeah.
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