You cunt.![]()
If her looks are as exciting as your personality you have fuck all to worry about.![]()
edit: actually nah i know people who know this place, probably not the best idea
Edited but didn't delete the post.
Begging for attention, poor move.
He spilled his guts at a party and made a twat of himself.
Going Full Corrigan should enter everyone's lexicon immediately.
Lewis with a pretty succinct and accurate description. I didn't mean to be all mysterious and shit, I just changed my mind about sharing it and thought outright deleting it slightly less graceful somehow. Probably should have kept my shit story to myself in the first place. inb4 magic tells me to apply that to all my posts
Pics of the lass.
Aww you can't do that. This is TTH, the place where nothing is too near the knuckle, and taboo doesn't exist.
I'm a twit
Would have been better if he'd deleted it as at least I could have read it.
That's the real power in TTH lads.
Went on a second date with lass from work and it all went swimmingly. There were times when talking to her that it occurred to me that she may be the hottest person in the world. Long story short is that she's fucking lovely, and I know we're only on our second date and im careful not to get ahead of myself but I see us growing old together.
You can read stuff people have edited too, phonics.
fuck sake
Well now I feel left out.
It wasn't all that interesting. This fuss is more than it deserved.
Yeah it was just a shite story that I got needlessly paranoid about. I've just remembered everything is hidden to non-members anyway, and even my mates wouldn't be weird enough to sign up just to see what I've been saying.
I got stood up last night.
Still raging about it now.
I'm away from my wife for a week starting tonight. It's probably the longest we've been apart in about 8 years. We worked out that in December, we're apart more than we're together, due to various work commitments and the fact that we're spending Christmas apart.
Is the house in your name?
How long should I wait to ask this lass out I'm dating?
It's a weird one. We've only been on two official 'dates' and I feel like that's too soon but because we're chatting to each other every day at work, so we know each other a lot better than two dates would suggest.
If you like her, ask her out you flange.
Did you even read my post? I said initially that we'd been out on dates already![]()
Yes I read ask out as in "become official". Was I wrong?
Yeah I guess it worded that a bit daft. Just need to chat to her basically.
What are you worried about? Being too keen?
I've never spent Xmas with our lass, usually say our goodbyes (and other business) on the 23rd then don't see her till after the new year
Then again, that might not mean much if you actually have that ageing disease.
Yeah I guess so. Never been out with anyone that even comes close to her level of hotness too, so I guess I'm a bit nervous there, strangely enough. I happy enough with my looks generally but she is fucking ridiculous. Like, holy shit. Lovely too, obviously. Feel like there's proper chemistry there.
It's not as though it's a proper all or nothing thing anyway. If she's not ready for that we can just carry on as before if we're both enjoying it and see how it goes. The yes/no stage was with asking her out in the first place, and she's seemed keen since. She seems keen in general really, I'm just uncertain about the timing of it.
You want to make it a relationship after two dates, Hammer? Have you slept together yet?
Nope. My point was that we work together so know each other a lot better than 'two dates' suggests. It's pretty quiet at the moment so we're chatting for a good hour or two a day
At least go on three or four more dates and have sex before you think about making it 'official' or whatever.
What's the rush? You're far more likely to send her running for the hills by floating the idea of a relationship before you've even seen each other naked than you are by waiting a little while and going on a few more dates.
PM pics Hammer, you fucking tease
Never gonna happen.
Let it happen naturally, Hammer.
Get her on a webcam.
PM, mate, I said PM.
Christ Hammer. Sort yourself out mate. I haven't got laid in god knows how long and even I wouldn't pull a move that desperate.
Are you still going to the Fetish Club between seeing her?
Does she even know that you like a good rimming by a rubber fist? I'd imagine that could be a deal breaker.
Test.
Hammer are you 12?