Anthony Taylor having a shocker.
How isn't that a red card in todays game?
I bloody love Gabriel Martinelli. What a lovely little player.
Absolutely mugging off that Leeds player in the corner after I post that as well. Hope someone doesn't break his ankles or something because he'll be an absolute legend.
Running it into the corners from 80 minutes onwards is asking for trouble.
Gabriel Fucking Martinelli.
I'd almost give him man of the match if this was a 0-0.
He is a lot better than Nelson, who doesn't look like a top flight player to me. Very reminiscent of Gael Kakuta (Nelson, that is).
Pep Guardiola: ‘I’d rather live in the Maldives than manage United’
I'm loving the Guardian using the headline to make this sound like a really lame attempt at a put-down rather than the reasonable statement it actually is about not managing the biggest rival (for want of a better word given that United aren't close to City at the moment) of clubs he's already managed.
Massively looking forward to the game tonight, obviously. Fingers crossed we might even manage a short on target.![]()
Where we streaming these things lads?
Ah good, Williams alongside the calming veteran presence of FEC
Even if there is a clear offside in the build-up I don't see why you wouldn't boot that into the goal and let VAR get to work.
Well City may as well sit back now and take an easy 1-0 aggregate back home.
I am very much in tune both with that goal and with Martin Tyler citing a poem to honour it.
Still, at least it's not medieval times any more.
Fucking hell just sack him.
Can you wait a couple of weeks?
Somebody get Phil Jones a ticket to get back in.
Great this![]()
I don't watch a lot of United, but this is terrifyingly bad.
Poch so so soon
That was nice though.
Did Dalot finger Ole's children or something? He never gets a game.
He has just come back from injury
They need to sign an entire midfield and they should be doing it now. Every player in that central area is either shit or a cunt.
We might go one step further tonight and get thoroughly dollied without scoring.
That sums him up better than all the gurns in the world.
For full effect you'd want him letting the ball bounce over his head in the first place.
Maguire is out indefinitely with a hip injury so we're going to be seeing more of FEC![]()
If Axel Tuanzebe doesn't start every possible game I'm giving up.
He's injured still I think.
Balls then. I switched off at 1-0 last night. I'll see you at the Euros (where we will be shit).
I honestly wish I could just not watch it anymore tbh.
I have enough absolute depressing trash to watch now that Orlando City start back up in a month and a half.
I'm still interested, but it's 2020 and I've spent enough of my life watching Phil Jones be crap at football.
You should switch allegiance to Portsmouth, or, if you really want to damage your brain, Southampton.
It's a life sentence, lads.
My string of illnesses does match up quite neatly with sacking off Newcastle as it happens.
It's not really a football area is it. I imagine the main sport to be this.
You could be the new guy with the bell in the crowd, or that dickhead with the hat and all the badges
Isn't that the same bloke?
I hope not. That's just too much twat for one person
We've recalled Borthwick-Jackson who couldn't get game time at League 1 Tranmere Rovers (who are 21st right now)Our defensive problems are solved.
This "Maguire has totally has totally fucked his hip" turning into "He's well 'ard and will be back tomorrow" doesn't half reek of us desperately rushing him back and inevitably causing his leg to fall off tomorrow. Hopefully I'm just being cynical.
Hahahahahah. VAR is funny.
That crowd reaction was amazing.