Well that's slightly better but still it's a faff I'm sure you could be doing without at such a shitty time.
Well that's slightly better but still it's a faff I'm sure you could be doing without at such a shitty time.
Sorry for your loss, John.
Sorry for your loss John.
I know this isn't what they're doing here, but they absolutely will be looking into every death to make sure it's legitimate. There are are a lot of people who could benefit from being officially dead.
In my last job we'd have an offenders spouse lie about them being dead at least once a week. It got to the point where it was made up more often than it was true and it was awful when it was true, because people become so used to the bullshit that they don't even attempt to hide their doubt, never mind offer condolences.
'Back from the dead canoeist', five words guaranteed to light up any social gathering.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50734000
What absolute arseholes for parents.
So now he won't graduate at all? How is that better?
You want the wrestling thread, @Mahow.
No idea what you're talking about.
Don’t know what’s happening there.
He posted a wrestling gif here. Unless a man falling over completely fucks him off.
Took my wheels to put the winter tires on to the same place I did last year. Ten minutes later I get a call saying that they don't have the tools to mount those low profile tires on my custom wheels (they are the stock wheels). Said he did them last year, he says I don't think so. Fucking lazy twats.
Are you sure they did them last year?
Yes. They did moan about them being hard to mount, but they still got it done.
Fucking phone won't charge. Not relishing the prospect of having to take it to the apple store.
At least you have some there.
No Apple stores
Don't kno' no mo'.
Took my phone to the local bloke-in-the-market phone shop, put a new port in, £35, 45 mins, job done. No going to Bath for me.
That’s probably warranty up in smoke then (if it was under warranty still).
Nah long time out of warranty now I'd have thought.
Looking at getting some wireless earphones, without spending a bomb.
The amount of obvious Apple knock offs is ridiculous, not to mention there's countless unrecognisable brands who all have very similar products in the £30-50 range(I was hoping to be spending about £50).
No idea where to start with it.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/...?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I tried these in the past and they're pretty good (they're a brand with lots in the price range though), I returned them though as they don't work with Alexa and Amazon announced their own earbuds.
I'm not sure you'll get decent 'true wireless' ones for that price. You should be able to get 'wireless' ones that are joined to each other though.
I ordered these the other day but they haven't arrived yet.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/...?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I'm no audophile or anything so as long as they sound reasonable I'm good. The ones Mahow posted are more the style I'd like.
The ability to stick them into a case when done with them is something I like.
Galaxy buds were released at about 120 and Samsung stuff normally drops like a stone in price so I’d check those before buying some licenced no-name set.
I had these, which were alright for the price. But, because they're not fully wireless, they died the same death all headphones do, with one side conking out. That said, you'll struggle to get proper wireless headphones for the money you're spending.
Maybe worth spending the extra then.
Cheapest pair of recommended and reviewed well ones I've seen so far are Aukey T10's which come in on Amazon at £80.
There’s an extra 10% off them (not sure if you need Prime), so that’s like 72? https://amzn.to/2srRRN8
I'm a twit
I’m announcing my war on the 2p piece. Who’s with me? At least the 5p has the decency to know it’s place vis a vis size.
I need to get some of those next time I’m up the north.
Phonics really does think all coppers are bad.
I’d quite enjoyed being back in the UK so running out of cigarettes and having to pay FOURTEEN POUNDS for 20 Marlboro Reds was a good reminder that Geneva has its upsides. FOURTEEN POUNDS.
Don’t smoke. It’s free.
FREE.
I'm a twit
He's not wrong.
Dreams. I stop smoking weed around the last week of November and my dreams have been getting steadily more fucked.
I've played and scored for Liverpool, I've been stood up by my mates mum who I hadn't seen since I was a teenager, I stole a pair of shoes that were under a steel gate, I've free fallen from the sky, waking up before I've splattered and I've murdered a faceless character just this last week or so alone. I've never been one to really remember dreams but they are so real at the moment that they are really freaking me out.
Just start lucid dreaming and fly about the place.
I had a dream the other night where I shot up an airport. Nobody seemed bothered.
I haven't had a dream in a long time. Only recurring nightmares.
I've been off the zopiclone the last 4 nights and had some fucking WILD dreams. Zopiclone suppresses REM (dream) sleep, so you get rebound REM when you come off it as your brain tries to catch up what it missed.
Dreamt I was a spider the other night and was trying to convince myself that eating the fly wouldn't take rank because I'm a spider and that's what spiders do.
From what I have Googled I think that's why I am having mine as weed suppresses it also?
Last night I dreamt Ellie had tried to escape out the window and as I tried to stop her falling she used my arm to scale the roof. I then go on the roof to get her but was met by loads of evil cats, dangerous and scraggy looking. I had to lash out at them and they would pop and vanish but still couldn't find her. This seemed to last an age but was so real it was horrible, quite a lot of black cats so the similarity was confusing. I couldn't find her but eventually woke up with her perched on my chair as norm.
Phew!
Happy New Year everyone and may 2020 bring you all good health and happiness. x onelove.
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I can sleep just fine without taking pills, so I won't.