There are people who've gone weeks ago who might have been a bit rubbish but were definitely not worse than him. He is useless.
There are people who've gone weeks ago who might have been a bit rubbish but were definitely not worse than him. He is useless.
It's amazing that he got so close to the interviews. Fluked it twice when he was PM and never seemed to be in the bottom 3.Originally Posted by thommo
He couldn't have looked more delighted when he got the chance to stick the boot into Lewis as well which is some going from a guy who couldn't string a sentence about the smell he was INTEGRAL to together.
Awkwardly pulling those crumpled sticks from his inside jacket pocket was so bad
He genuinely looked like he was going to stick his lip out and have a sulk over neither of them wanting to leave him on his own as well.
It was an utter miracle they won either of those tasks when he was PM. If they'd lost either, he was a goner. I can't understand what supposed business acumen he had to get on the damn show.
Well his agency apparently has actual professional crickets on it so it was probably just basically "give me loads of money and I can work on getting more high profile clients."
Although the website is fucking awful, with the player names popping up in a font colour that makes them barely readable.
http://www.fineedgecricket.co.uk/#our-players
You do feel like on Dragons Den they'd have asked him why the fuck he needs their money and to sod off.
I think my favourite part of the website is how their "Goals and Values" have absolutely no relationship with the icons representing them.
I mean it starts off sort-of working and then getting increasingly irrelevant as they go along.
"Diamonds are valuable that'll do. Global. Er, compass? You need a compass to know what direction you're heading in AROUND THE GLOBE. Great, fucking nailed that. Personal approach..... er.... well we've got this one that could be.... letters? Okay. And I want this anchor one in because I want a boat."
"Good job, boss! Now you get back to your crayons and we'll put this on the website for you."
Interviews tonight, lads. Last good episode of the series before what is now the utter pointlessness of the final.
Good man. Haven’t watched much of this series but this is always a must.
Hoping Lottie gets an absolute shoeing.
Lottie has been banned from appearing on the spin-off show, either You're Fired or You're Hired. I guess that kind of confirms she wont win, otherwise what are they going to be talking about for 30 minutes after the final?
With the current batch of fucking idiots, there appears to be a lot more 'drama' being thrown around on social media.
So looking at it the BBC apparently received formal complaints from other candidates and threatened to take her fee for appearing on the show off her. She seems to be claiming she's decided not to appear on those to "take a stance", which sounds like a lie she's spinning to make herself feel better.
However my favourite part of the interview is her saying in one breath she's been on anti-depressants and anxiety meds, etc. in the past and then she's saying that if anybody's suffering because of things she's said they need to "toughen up."
Get her in the fucking sea.
I feel like Claude has been holding back waiting for the interviews to give her a proper kicking.
What's she done to be banned?
Just be a horrible know-it-all the entire show. Nothing's ever her fault, she's brilliant at everything (she claimed to be an expert in wine because she helped her mate choose the wine for her wedding) and she's got 30 years of experience in business despite being 19.
She's also a perfume expert because she helped her friends choose theirs. And she got into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because she played the oboe once or whatever the fuck else.
She's a nightmare.
Accused variously of racism and transphobia, including 'formal complaints' from other candidates. Probably throw bullying into the mix. As I said, she's claiming she has chosen not to go on them. But then she would, wouldn't she.
Is the mean Scottish fella doing the interviews again? Big fan of him.
From the clips last week it'll be:
- Mike Soutar, the mean Scottish fella
- Claudine somebody, the woman I'm not sure if she counts as shameful lustage or not.
- Claude, obvs. (Might watch him dismantle Solomon ahead of tonight's episode.)
- The other woman whose name I also don't know but who tends to annoy me almost as much as the candidates.
Who was it who called the Sandhurst twat a parasite? Was that Mean Mike Soutar?
Claudine and Pamela in the same room to be the highlight of the series.
I'm with you Ian, can't stand the 4th interviewer. Who did she replace from past series?
Did she replace Margaret or was there someone in between? Or did Karen do it before?
Edit- Margaret came back for a few years and then was replaced by Ricky Martin for one year before Linda took over.
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Apparently she (Linda) replaced Margaret, and it's been 10 years since Karren did the interviews.Can't believe it's been that long.
Ricky Martin did it for 1 year between Margaret and Linda. That's been wiped from my memory.
I'm glad I'm not the one one who thinks Linda is horrendous. Not entertaining, she's just contradictory, rude for the sake of being rude, and downright boring.
Yeah they're clearly all told to be cunts* but Linda, if that's her name, often doubles down on it by seeming to just be outright wrong as well.
* Mean Mike is usually good value for jumping up and down on somebody then when speaking to Sugar after going "Yeah actually I thought she did quite well and has a reasonable plan."
Claude is going to fist Lottie and it's going to great.
Solomon's suspicious reaction when Claude says his application filled him with pleasure. He knows that's not the end of it. THEN he allows himself to start believing it's going well, and then the sucker punch comes.
Fucking hell I'd forgotten how bad this was.
If Mike is the Scottish one, he always seems to have some sort of evidence of the candidate lying on their CV. Didn't he phone a university and find out someone had never studied there?
Sounds plausible. He definitely chased up on some sort of certification or accreditation that somebody had put on their website and hadn't got.
I also have memories of him checking companies house because they said they were the owner of a company, when it turned out they were a minority shareholder.
He does tend to be the one who does his homework and hits them with uncomfortable facts.
Linda whatserface just feels like she's going WELL I FUCKING HATE IT AND I HATE YOU WHAT D'YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, EH?
She's shite when she appears on You're Fired as well.
The first video I found of Mike is him telling a lady she doesn’t own a website that she claimed to own because he’s bought it and telling her to make him an offer.
Oh Christ I'd forgotten that. I need to find that.
EDIT
Hahahaha. God I love the interviews.
Last edited by Ian; 11-12-2019 at 05:49 PM.
It's INTERVIEWS TIME MUHFUCKAS.
Power is calling...
She spelt pheasant wrong, the fucking peasant.
21 stories isn't a skyscraper, is it?
Alan chatting bollocks.
Did she walk out? Amazing.
Claudine.
I thought so but I think it was just the edit.
Yeah, it's a shame though. Would have been amazing had she walked.
So Lewis is doing Club 21-35?
Mike.
I hate Linda as much as I remember.
What’s this, the fucking X-Factor?
Lewis getting rejected there was great.
This is a joke.
Ridiculously rude questions and then going soft on the one with a sob story.
Mike
Claude
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