Crunk mix or fuck off.
If you're allowing Die Hard as a Christmas film then you needn't bother because Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is better anyway
One of my favourite Christmas songs was by Michelle McManus, some X-Factor type contestant singing O Holy Night. It gave me goosebumps.
My sister gave me this advent calender today:
It is quality.
Isn't it kinda late for that, though? Or do you just eat all the shit to catch up the date.
I just ate what I needed to catch up.
Later this evening you'll decide today is the 4th, 5th, 6th and so on, right? I don't think I've ever successfully managed an advent calendar in my lifetime.
It's the right thing to do tbf, although I'm not a huge fan of Haribo. It's just rubber junk to me. I want something with substance. A chunky KitKat perhaps or a Crunchie.
I'd take Moam over Haribo.
Haribo goes in the freezer or the bin.
You put gummy bears into the freezer? What?
I've been saying this for years here. Try it.
i fuckin love the look on that snake
he's like "yea it me, the snake"
Also that sounds awful.
Chocolate in the freezer is great. GUMMY BEARS?
Freeze 'em up lads.
I don’t know what gummy bears are but jellies in the freezer are good.
"I don't know what gummy bears are"
"Chocolate in the freezer?!"
Nah fuck ya'll I'm not getting trolled today!
Do they just become boiled sweets at that point? Or do they retain some gelatinous spring?
Chocolate in the freezer is serial killer level.
Do you guys have Reese cups? Take a fuckin Reese cup and chuck it in the freezer for a few hours I bet it changes your entire life.
If you want to incorporate frozen Reese cups into your foreplay activities that's your prerogative, king.
I have a Reece's advent calendar (#GlobalBritain). The white ones are the best.
White Reese cups are for serial killers, though, it must be said.
And why the FUCK did you spell Reese with a C I swear to GOD if you all have Reece's Cups I'm going to blow a gasket.
I haven't got my glasses on.
Chocolate in the freezer is fucking mental.
I like mine in the fridge but I can understand why the PURISTS (fuck off RL) would look down on me.
Chocolate at room temperature, and if you use your teeth you're a pleb.
Robbie Williams needs to fuck off.
Oh no I used to idolize RW what happened
Redcurrant juice in the freezer overnight used to be my shit
I've got a Reekus advent calendar too. The one with Reekus peecus inside it is the best one.
As if lewis and mahow put anything but the chopped up remains of prostitutes in their freezers
Putting sweets and chocolate in the freezer is just a gateway. They will eventually put a dead body in it.
If you had a dead body on your hands, wouldn't the freezer be the natural place to put it? Better than stacking it on a space heater or something.
i don't think it's as much a hiding place as a place to freeze the body so it doesn't decay and stink
aaaah i think i see what you guys mean now.
I have a place that would be absolutely perfect for hiding a body. Happy to house one for £10,000 should the need ever arise.
I'm a twit
Is it the passenger seat of your car?
Baz has always wanted to recreate Weekend at Bernie's.
Bloody great film.