Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
Cummings should just send himself out for the next debate.
I never understand how doctors can leave the NHS for countries without one and somehow work under better conditions. Surely they're just hacking limbs off and drilling holes in heads in places like Australia and Canada.
How the fuck is Dot Cotton still alive? I thought the actress was dead, never mind the character.
She's now 92 and must be one of the few people left who served in the second world war.
Floyd, the polls aren't moving and they're all looking good. Have they all got it wrong again?
I'd like to see tonight's ones with the fieldwork since Labour promised free trumpet lessons and nationalising Rice Krispies. But if Con stays above 40 we're all good. LD/Lab are just competing for the same votes and it's hard to believe LD are going to do worse than last time.
The Grimsby thing The Economist/Survation did was interesting.
I saw a stray tweet the other day quoting a poll having the Nigel Party taking one of the Hull seats (albeit the one with the two dozen Conservative voters in). It's hard to see how the Conservative Party lose a load of 2017 votes, but there is still time for the Swinson Surge to melt away if remain dickheads realise that the Labour Party are actually the best bet for not leaving.
'I would vote Labour, but my wife and I can't really afford to live in the area we live in, so we're with her.'
If the Swinson surge melts away it will just help them in the south (although in the true ponce seats like where I live you will see massive Lib Dem gains).
People in the south would vote for some conceivable Labour leaders, but Corbyn is poison.
This weird 1984-style Green Party advert on Channel 4 is a good one.
Conservative Manifesto off to a good start with Nicky Morgan making Piers Morgan look like the nice guy on telly today.
These Lib Dems love loading young people with debt. It's like every policy is inteded to make Under-35s life worse.
'Let's reform the planning system.'
'What about if instead...'
I reckon that picture they use of her is more dishonest than all of their bar charts combined.
She looks like the bird from Spaced there.
'Help to rent' is the worst policy I have heard in a long time. At least the commie shit from Labour makes sense on its own terms.
Not sure how far their remit stretches, but they seem to spend all of their time trying to work out who has broken the rules on funding.
Fact checking should be a five minute job for them as well. Easy money.
Labour need to bring out the literal big guns here and have Ange Rayner promise free soapy titwanks for all and sunder if they win a majority.
Glorious and about time someone took her to task on health.
She's not getting up.
All sorts of drama going on a couple of streets away from me as the motorbike victim's family were trying to get into a hustings, and Dominic Raab's goons shunted them outside. There's a genuine feeling round 'ere that Raab could lose his 23,000 majority, which really would be some effort.
You should vote for him purely on the basis of that mic drop racism argument he had with that labour bod the other day.
Jez Corbyn is such a twat on Andrew Neil here. Even if you like his policies, don't you want a better frontman than this old crone?
I think I'm going Green this year. Although I think their 'Peoples vote' is a fool's errand. I just can't look at Jo Swinson. It's like Tony Blair if Cherie Blair was Tony Blair. They're campaigning hard though, so I'll be spotting that mug on my doorstep every time I come in from work.
This is a large percent of my issue with him and the cabinet. The policies are good (however unrealistic you think they are) but does everyone have to be such a twat or nobody about it?
However, can someone give me a convincing reason that voting for one of the two main parties isn't absolutely mental.
You get to pretend you won?
As with all politics I'm a massive hypocrite considering I've spoiled a ballot in 2015.
However at this point I think there's a very obvious choice about where you want the country to go (whether you think they can achieve it or not) and it's very much not the time to vote 3rd party.
edit: Turns out it didn't matter anyway the entire time. I had no idea how Conservative Guildford and Godalming was/is. Carry on.
edit2: Just found out Jeremy Hunt is 'my' MP.
Exactly. It doesn't matter how Conservative (or at least Anti-Corbyn) the office is, we're surrounded by students. And ex-miners. All set in their ways.
He's not a gangster, he's just about.
I think for the first time I actually felt sorry for Corbyn last night. When he kept saying ‘Andrew, Andrew’ it’s like the twat was begging for his life.
There's something really sinister about the way Corbyn almost always responds to specific questions about anti-semitism with "all racism is bad".
Of course it is you tool, but you're specifically being asked about anti-semitism.
It's because he's thick and can't comprehend his mates doing racism.
It's the answer you'd get from any politician. It's an answer without giving an answer.
I can’t bring myself to vote for Corbyn
I'm a twit
It’s an answer you’d get from any politician trying to dodge the question.
Which makes it look like he’s fine with all that jazz.
Even if he is, just lie for fuck’s sake.
He's just following the party line which is 'do not accept that we have an issue with Antisemitism'. Or at least, not to a greater extent than you find in the general public.
It's overblown horseshit anyway.
I feel like he's getting a harder time for that despite Johnson and his cronies openly being racist, fascist cunts.
The whole 'OMG A RABBI HAS CRITICISED' being perceived as more damaging than millions of minorities is hilarious as well. Fucking rabbis.
It's ridiculous. The entire agenda of "Is Corbyn a secret racist?" is laughable when you look at Boris' track record. He's got a proven history of speaking and writing sexist, homophobic and racist views. Yet Corbyn get's crucified by the media for apparently "not doing enough" to prevent racism.