There's more to being a snob than just being interested in and owning nice ones of something. I don't go round people's houses and refuse to eat what they've cooked because it was cut with a shit knife or something.Originally Posted by Spikey M
There's more to being a snob than just being interested in and owning nice ones of something. I don't go round people's houses and refuse to eat what they've cooked because it was cut with a shit knife or something.
That would be amazing though.
"You call this carved? Good day, sir!"
Shouting YOU CALL THAT A STABBING at the 10 o'clock news.
Went to play board games at friends house a few weeks ago, everyone knew it was a 6 hour monster and should eat first.
My slightly spectrummy mate was being a right grumpy cunt, then revealed he hadn't eaten lunch. When host friend kindly offered crisps, toast and a few other things he said "I dont consider that food, don't you have any VEGETABLES? maybe a CARROT?"
Great guy deep down but crikey, not his most socially aware moment.
These cab drivers must hear some absolute drivel.
That little twat needs all the slapping. All of it.
See also: Lottie. Already keen for her to get the boot.
"Cheesy Cola"? What the fuck?
Was just coming on to question the same thing
Such a terrible idea.
This pitch. C'mon, girls.
Just do it for £3 you twats. It's an ice lolly that's going to cost you fuck all to make.
"You are a u-turn."
This little fucker makes my teeth itch.
That pitch.Fucking hell.
This is definitely the time to have this argument again, lads.
Selling Mini Milks to the corporate client.
Oh good, vomit covered lollies. With bits in.
"This tastes like my nan's wardrobe."
This pair should have absolutely rinsed the girls for being fucking useless.
Can't see anyway the PM doesn't go here. Yea, they didn't give them a full brief, but what he made was nothing close to the brief he was given.
The whole "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT TO MAKE" thing was a nonsense argument. Dean was shit but the PM was the right choice to go.
Watching now.
AMAZING bit of negotiation from the sub team leader of the guys.
I'd like 75 at £3.50
We could do 150 for £3.85
You want me to order double and pay more...
Kenna was the right choice although Dean could have gone too.
15p for a bespoke PREMIUM product when you're getting £3.85 is mental.
A coconut milk base with a couple of fresh raspberries as the lolly and some glitter to finish would have been so much better.
I'm not sure how they thought the glitter was all gonna stay on the outside and be visible.
Samir Nasri has been on the pies.
Tom Allen was way better on You're Fired this week.
He and Claude were great together.
Kenna also came across as a really likeable chap.
Agreed, he felt a lot more natural this week.
Kenna fucked himself the moment he went solo with his decisions thus he deserved to go too but none seem to cover themselves in glory.
Toys, eh? Hopefully Hyphen and Lottie the Lion both die in the same tragic stickebrick fatality.
Team Fabulous ffs.
Of course Hyphen suggested Team Fabulous. Of course he did.
Unicorns is too over done. No retailer will buy it when they probably have 20 similar products from established companies.
He's so argumentative.
Same with slime.
It's pretty much dead now though.
A fucking positive affirmation turtle?
This is shaping up to be the worst advert ever produced in Apprentice history.
I will be shocked if this is anything but a shitty 0-0 draw.
A fucking cockney positive affirmation turtle. Burn it.
These lot are all dreadful.
The reaction to THE ANIMAL Squad advert
Fuck me, they're both so shit. If they sell anything I'm quitting my day job to sell shit toys.
It's amazing how out of touch the people they get on this.
How can MARKETING EXPERTS be so shit?
I love Thomas's bargaining strategy.
"I thought younger than 6-8"
"NAH MATE IT'S DEFO 6 AND ABOVE"
Good answer, Thomas, just tell them they're wrong.
To be fair, he did say that's what he was going to do on the way in.
This focus group is great.
Those kid focus groups were incredible.
This pitches are absolutely not.
He's pissing me off calling it a viral video when about 6 people have seen it.
The general consensus? 1 person said its alright.
Shaky voice woman won it.
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