Read that earlier and it seems just as useless as that rubber band penis test for paedo's operating in the States that Louis Theroux covered.
Wait, so they were putting all sex offenders together and attempting to humiliate them by having them relive their experiences in front of an audience of their peers? That is fantastically stupid in a number of ways.
'Did it hurt her when you did that Barry?'
Yeah.
'Did she scream?'
I told her she wasn't allowed to.
*ocean of cum fills the room*
It is only a matter of time before they claim they were born this way, they cant change the way they feel. They need to be accepted just like everyone else.
No time for Rooney v Vardy in here?
I lolled at that earlier. No wonder Wayne keeps getting caught out like a dickhead. I bet she has Alex Ferguson-like eyes everywhere.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...tefonknee.html
Already happened. Well, probably.
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Fair fucks to Coleen, she's obviously gone to some lengths to stitch Mrs Vardy up.
A level of old school chicanery I wouldn't have credited her with being able to imagine previously. New found respect.
Is this what the youth refer to as 'woke culture'?
Can't help but lol.
Frig. Hanging round the bushes trying to ambush her is ... a problem for the defence.
Speaking of which. Imagine - if you can - being up in court defending yourself against claims that you're a fat rapist. Do you:
a) Go to great lengths to make yourself presentable, possibly buying a new shirt for the occasion
b) Turn up looking like this
Mate. Come on.
I like that they've got a second picture in the article but it's just the first one slightly zoomed in
Is it zoomed in or has he eaten a sofa in between?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/101063...reak-accident/
He must have ate like a duck.
Another joke.
https://www.independent.ie/irish-new...-38585776.html
What's a hurley? Is it the stick they use in hurling? Do they use sticks (hurleys) in hurling?
Got it in one. Basically a hockey stick.
There's a line somewhere in the Pogues repertoire about it being crazy to laugh and useless to bawl 'bout a rusty tin can and an old hurley ball, so I always assumed it was another word for hurling.
A 35 year old pursuing and fracturing the skull of a 16 year old sounds like it probably deserves some reasonably serious time. Yes, I'm sure the kid was a prick, but I'm equally sure the assailant was as well, so those penalties offset.
Kid shouldn’t have been a prick then.
A hurley is what the Dublin media call the stick. In proper Ireland it’s a hurl.
That looks more like a cudgel or a cosh.
In other Irish news, 10 years since Stephen Gately died. I would have maybe guessed longer.
That’s a Shillelagh that the gurning man has in Lewis’ picture.
This two hour marathon record is a bit mental. He's still running around celebrating as well the stupid cunt.
Must be on one hell of a drug cocktail, surely.
Because he's black he's a junkie?
I post that and here's Mohamed Farah on Sky Sports News implying that doping questions are racist.
Lance Armstrong must be seething that he isn't black.
Testing doesn't catch the cheats unless they're dumb.
That average pace per mile is madness. I tried to run similar speeds last week on the treadmill and didn't last 40 seconds
One of my mates met tried 400m pace and then packed in. It's daft.
They average 17 seconds per 100 meter stretch. Fucking Kenyans eh
Forget about Kenyans. It's those Kalenjins that are the fucking problem.
I hate to be pointing out the bloody obvious on this but either you have rules (in which case he hasn't run a marathon in under 2 hours) or you don't, in which case nothing means much and Ben Johnson wants his gold medal back.
Unofficial. Exhibition. Friendly.
That's a bit of an autistic take on it. There's more nuance to it than that. If someone ran under 9 seconds in the 100m but it was wind-assisted, it would still be news worthy without being a world record.
That'd be great, to be honest. Scheduling the 100m final for the windiest day.
Put a treadmill on the roof of a Lamborghini.
It is not an official record, so no need to panic.
It's all a marketing ruse, but it is still nice to see that it is doable.
Was it one of those where he had others to draft all throughout? If I remember correctly, he had tried before in a similar way and failed, so again, good to see it being doable.