Intervention.
Oii bloke find someone you trust then have glorious bareback sex.
I had a rubber split on me during a 1 nighter and it's up there with the most scary experiences of my life. Thought I was going to get full knob rot. You don't explore unknown ground without your shoes on.
Last edited by Spikey M; 15-09-2019 at 10:36 AM.
I'm not a tough guy, but I'm stupid.
You should start drinking, you might finally contract an STD that forces you to reconsider your decisions
Forget about me.
Do you guys tell your partner when you are about to finish or do you just let it out and catch them off guard?
I don't say anything. It is funny to me, that some people still announce it though
So long as she’s announcing it you’ve nothing else to worry about.
I can’t remember ever using a condom.
Both times we've tried for a kid the mrs got pregnant first time. If I did that I'd have about 60 kids.
I've never tried for a child, but I've gone through the abortion process twice.
Use protection kids
Just got an image in my head of Sincere solemnly telling an assembly hall full of youths about the abortions and repeated cases of knob-rot and telling them to learn from his mistakes before somebody asks him the best form of protection and he goes "What? Oh no, I still don't use any of that."
Or that coil in their pussy or embedded in their arm.
Ive also sent off for my annual HIV test
Yessir. We got it easy, bruh
She is trying to line me up for round two. Still waiting on test results. It's really scary.
She knows.
Good news and bad news.
Bad news is that you need to tell your wifes, girlfriends, mothers, nieces and aunties that Sincere is germ free and he is looking for some fresh victims.
What's the good news?
Sincere, genuinely, if you're going to engage in this sort of behavior, go to your doctor and ask them to put you on PrEP, it'll protect you and any potential victims. They shouldn't charge you if you admit to them that you engage in risky behavior as it's cheaper for them to give that to you then treat the disease for the next 50 years. If they won't just tell them you're doing gay or swinger party stuff as well and they'll put you on it there and then.
I went on a date last night. My first date in 11 years...maybe my first date ever, in reality.
It was incredible. Without getting carried away.
P. S found my next wife lololo
How much are you going to pay her for your house?
2nd date organised.
Top work Magic. What's your secret?
Had a date arranged yesterday, turned up at her town's train station and stood around like a twat for two hours waiting for her before heading home. First time I've been stood up. Feels bad man.
She’ll have been there.
Nothing to lose, everything to gain. Be yourself. Know what you want.
I had to do A LOT of self reflection to discover that. And also I was ghosted 4 times lol. Not in person but just before. So this was my last attempt before deleting, she messaged me on Mon, I asked her for a drink on Wed and we met on Fri.
She's amazing. She's amazing because I was allowed to connect on every level. Of course it may not have been like that with someone else but at least I'd know straight away.
Jesus Christ. Get a fucking grip, of you'll be married again to another cunt within the year
Monday
Took her for a drink on Tuesday
I was kicking off by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
She bailed on Sunday
There was a bit of messaging as I was on the train over, something about her ex slashing her car tyres as she went to see him and drop off his stuff and calling her dad to help. Then it all went silent from her end. I sent her a quick message this morning to at least let me know she's ok, next thing I know I'm blocked on WhatsApp. Whilst waiting for her, I did see a car with an older man in the driving seat and someone else in the passenger seat wait around for 10 minutes without dropping or picking anyone up. Maybe that was her.
How was Dundee?
Slashing tyres
She’s a fucking spoofer.
Had a weird bit of synchronicity yesterday. There was this cute Greek girl (I say girl, she's actually mid-30s but looks a lot younger) who used to come into my place of work quite regularly ages ago. I'm pretty shit at picking up on signals, but I always had a sense she fancied me. She came in one day, and started fucking doodling on my hand with a pen, and five minutes later i was kicking myself for being too much of a pussy to give her my number, but told myself I definitely would next time she came in. That was about 18 months ago and she never came in again.
Well, she didn't until 12.45pm yesterday, i.e. 15 minutes before the end of my VERY LAST shift before I move 150 miles away. I was a lot more relaxed and devil may care cus i was pretty hungover and about to leave, so I was flirting pretty heavily and suggested she came and checked out Norwich when she was saying how bored she was of living in the Midlands. After I served her I was all "well I guess I'll never see you again, then", to which she blushed and suggested we exchanged numbers to stay in touch. As she was leaving she turned around and said "about 2 hours in the car to Norwich, yeah?".
She ended up adding me on facebook, and was sending me audio clips of her saying rude greek words under the guise of helping me learn the language. I mean, it's not the most convenient of booty calls but I'm pretty chuffed. Mostly just the insane odds of her coming in yesterday, rather than a Saturday I wasn't working or after I'd left.
It's more like three hours so unlucky lad.
Being blocked on Whatsapp didn't seem off?
I read that as happening on the day and you still turning up.
She's done you a favour there. Obviously bonkers
And maybe you should flag it up to the police, too.
2nd date complete. Shit film that went on for AGES (IT Chaper 2), so it kind of dampened things and it didn't end until midnight so we were both knackered.
3rd date on Sat. Still not banged.