Some high comedy followed by an obscene strike.
Y'know, just being no more of a cunt to them than I am to anyone else.
Grudgingly treating them like 'normal' people.
Prefixing your bigotry with "I'm not racist, but-"
Daubing their houses in hilarious respectful graffiti to make them feel part of things.
Lynchings.
Some high comedy followed by an obscene strike.
Granada running riot.
7-0. Limerick are a shambles, may not exist next week, but that's a nice finish to a great season.
I don't know where we're going to finish this season - it could be no better than last year, one spot above the relegation places, it could be 11th - but what's certain is the football is so much more fun to watch. We were good first half and I won't tire of us playing all the way from the keeper through to a shot on goal, and big Dan Burn the marauding centre-back-cum-winger pulling off Cruyff-like flicks.
I was about to reply with 'Atletico's season' before checking their score and the live table. Better make it Granada's season.
We're equally dire but we've been through this kind of stuff with Rafa. Hopefully something starts to spark soon.
Ed Woodward talking under his hand in the stands is a new low for football. Garreh Neville having a fit for effect as well.
Neville simply can't be objective when it comes to United. He shows himself up.
How on earth are Liverpool evens for today’s game
I'm struggling.
Azpilicueta/Willian play and no Rudiger. Right hand side will be getting raped. Plus, I’m not so sure he’s even half fit.
Pulisic must be dreadful.
I'm assuming Robertson has recovered. He was 50/50 to go against Napoli and didn't exactly play great. The rest of the side is the standard one for the big teams.
Brewster on the bench is good to see.
Rockin' Roy's exciting, progressive Crystal Palace outfit about to go above Spurs and United (and probably Chelsea).
EDIT: jinxed that.
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This is the one that will show if there's been progress. Chelsea gave a very good game both here last season and in the Super Cup.
The lack of away points against top sides is about the only thing that could improve on last season.
I'm expecting a completely different game to that of the Super Cup. We'll ease past them.
Mourinho looks like a seriously disturbed man these days. He must have last smiled in about 2013.
He needs to shut up occasionally on commentary. It's matches like that that make me wish Alan Smith was co-commentating - yes what he's saying will be extremely basic, and at times extremely dull, but the focus is actually on the game taking place and not on a Sky employee acting out his own soap opera.
I only saw the second half but if United were worse in the first, god help them.
Hopefully the dodgy, error strewn Chelsea turn up today but I'm not holding my breath.
How do you manage to get it as badly wrong as Utd have with so much outlay? Is it all in Woodward and, if so, how does he keep his job? Surely the goodwill they live off from the Ferguson years for commercial deals can't last forever if they keep regressing.
That's an emphatic free kick.
We are really decent going forward, complete bomb scare at the back though. This will finish 2-4 or similar.
Abraham not squaring it there
That is absolute bullshit. There were about 15 touches after that.
VAR is the worst thing to ever exist.
So glad we have this system that seems to solely exist to disallow goals.
That wasn’t inevitable.
It's got to go. It completely takes over everything and destroys the natural rhythm of the game. 'The correct decision' is not important except in about 10-20% of cases where there is a shocking howler by the refs.
Get that Italian rat off my Captain.
Zouma is on. This could get ugly and quick.
Maitland-Niles is the king of being sent off for absolutely nothing. Pathetic refereeing. How does the sport work if literally foul is a yellow card?
Martin Tyler sounds inconsolable that Liverpool are winning.
It's not that, he just (rightly) hates VAR.
I always thought it would be money eventually killed the sport but along comes VAR.
He's a Woking fan.
VAR has its problems, but this application of it was perfectly fine. But then I would say that as a Liverpool fan.
How far back into a move do you go? There were about 3 shots/saves between that and the ball going in. We had a goal allowed against Norwich when there was an offside at a similar point, maybe even later, but the refs deemed that a new 'phase' had started.
Dani Ceballos has just had two corners cleared by the first man in a row.
Looks like Hazard left his talent at Cobham and Kanté has spent the last month injecting it into himself.
That was amazing. And to think I sold him in Fantasy Football.
Phonics seething