Rashford should legitimately have a hat-trick inside the first 20 minutes. Not could but should.
EDIT: @phonics *Jadon Sancho
Y'know, just being no more of a cunt to them than I am to anyone else.
Grudgingly treating them like 'normal' people.
Prefixing your bigotry with "I'm not racist, but-"
Daubing their houses in hilarious respectful graffiti to make them feel part of things.
Lynchings.
Rashford should legitimately have a hat-trick inside the first 20 minutes. Not could but should.
EDIT: @phonics *Jadon Sancho
Working out what why Chong gets to share in the Gomes/Greenwood HYPE is keeping me going.
I've been too busy trying to think what wrestling names I can give the centre-halves if Axel Tuanzebe gets into the team. Do I go for the obvious and start calling Harry Maguire "Smash"? Giving him a new full name of Bo Dallas seems a bit much.
That turn from Gomes was nice.
Rojo > Shaw
I must have had a brief psychotic episode there because I could have sworn Rojo just tried a fucking rabona.
He would be a United legend by now if he had played more regularly.
Rashford has hit two 'conventional' free-kicks this week and they're his two best attempts ever. The sooner someone smacks that Ronaldo style out of him the better.
If I'd known the alternative was "United Road" on a loop for 90 minutes I'd never have complained at Old Trafford being outsung by the away fans every game.
You could always try 'ny-tid' or 'Man U' to the tune of 'Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea (Chelsea)'.
At what age group do United start training how to take a set piece? Gomes will benefit from that.
The worst chant is and will forever be "Plaaaaaaay up Pompeeeyyyyyyy, Pompeeeyyy play up" ad infinitum.
Take me home, Webly Road
Drinking ales, in his chair
Watching cricket, and the wrestling
Take me home, Webly Road
Lewis donning the Webly singing section.
Ian Webly went to France
They didn't have ale so he gave wine a chance
All his euros down the drain
Never going abroad again
It's Webly, you know
Hard to believe he's not old
What's the tune for the France one?
The 'Tony Martial' song.
Ahhhh. yes. Good work.
*goes into tedious drone about some actually-pretty-good French beers.*
Name on the trophy.
Just seen Karius' effort from last night.
How as that man forged a career as a professional footballer?
I'm forever blowing bubbles has always cringed me off a cliff.
I like that one, probably as it presents the chipper downtrodden cockney image that I, as a sneering middle class bastard, want to see.
I am also a closet liker of 'YNWA', real shame involved there, although as with all chants the a cappella mid game versions are ruined by singing it way too fast.
Yeah, YNWA is quite good. Very much a chant made by the occasion as well. Blaydon Races can't hold a candle to it because we barely sing the chorus now.
Good old sussex by the sea is pretty crap, but, in a way, quite fitting.
I'm forever blowing bubbles is ruined by the new stadium and all the wanky bubble machines (although I think they had those at 'The Boleyn' as well).
Newcastle should lean into the Mark Knopfler stuff. Do a full 15-minute rendition of Telegraph Road partway through the match.
Here comes Offy singing oldies, goldies
Jean-Eric Boumsong and Papiss Cissé
Not for the weak of stomach.
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The fuck is the context for that. He seems so chill
Going by the comment I guess he was holding a flare or firework of some kind. He's obviously in shock, give it a few minutes for the adrenaline to wear off and he'll be in much worse shape.
Imagine giving that for offside. What a shambles.
lol.
Spurs have been great value this year.
Pochettino is some twat for hanging about there.
City will hit double figures if this continues.
5-0 after 17 minutes. The fuck is going on.
The clearly fictional Tobi Sho-Silva has scored for Halifax.
Apparently Rodri has just been "in and around" one of the Watford midfielders.
Given how stealthily he tends to sneak in and come away with the ball it's entirely possible he's given one of them a quick bumming with only the commentator noticing.
'A smelly performance from Cologne' says BT's lovely presenter. That whole team has been spending far too much time around James Richardson.
If Rodgers had gone with Maddison in midfield for Chelsea and United we’d be second. Think the penny has dropped to go attacking with this group and see what happens.
I think I'm ready for Everton to go down now.