You can get 3 car seats into the back of a reasonably sized car.
You can get 3 car seats into the back of a reasonably sized car.
I can just about remember a car seat but I must have been at most 4 when I stopped. I can remember being picked up from school by my old man in his Suzuki Jimmy with the entire interior ripped out so he could fit all his building materials in. 2 Seats, 2 Seatbelts and a whole load of sharp/heavy objects. #neverdidmenoharm
That's what I mean. Me and my brother used to get in the back of the old man's van whilst he handbrake turned it around the traffic island at the top of the street.
Nerds. We didn't even need seatbelts in the back.
I was never in a car seat. It's only now that I'm aware that they're needed for kids older than 4 or 5.
My Dad would drive his Porsche with his knees as entertainment.
That or just driving me and my Sister 20 minutes home after a bottle of wine :\
It’ll be an insurance thing. There’ll be a 5% survival chance bump up to that age/height and they’ll say “Sorry your kids dead but nothing we can do.“ should have been a better parent.
The little tykes should be walking everywhere instead of polluting up the roads in the morning, while their parents drop them 150 meters down the road to school.
Any 12 year old using a car seat deserves battering.
I'm a twit
Alright Henry calm down.
Dick is on fire lads.
This keeps happening, Sincere.
Do you take prep?
Yeah, they were both of legal age.
I'd imagine it's just a chinese burn from the spinning move.
RIP in pieces, Sincy.
So when do you get your test results
In for the umbrella?
Atleast you get a free coffee with your loyalty card.
Now it's a waiting game
In fairness any two gutter rats that are up for a threesome are going to be as clean as a butchers skip.
You’re just a walking meme these days. Go and lie down in traffic you string of piss.
Look out for a blue van @mugbull
I can safely say I wouldn’t brake for him.
You haven't gotten laid in a while, have you?
You sleep with a toilet mate.
And I thought my impending, second dose of trichomoniasis was bad. That sounds fuckin shit
Quite literally.
Do you where protection @SincereTheRebel most the time?
Loves a brass does our Sincere and going in bare.
Always asking for trouble.
Madness for 1st time intercourse.
My missus friend told her she contracted gonorrhea but couldnt be sure who she caught it off...
Narrator: He was not doing alright.
If you havent had an STD or STI, you havent lived. I don't drink and have never smoked or done any drugs. I get all kicks from the problems that women bring.
Well, that’s up there with the most mental things I’ve ever read. Rubber up, dipshit.
Expect a phone call from Gareth Thomas.