Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
Unfortunately I suspect he did actually care about that.
How many of the whip-stripped (sounds kinky) are in marginal seats, or seats that could be lost? Sounds a bit risky to do in that many of them.
This is unreal. What's going on at the end there?
Back to who's really running the country. Bill from Sheffield will be seething his cornflakes into him this morning while muttering about Churchill.
Whether we have a General Election, another Referendum or both, there's no way Remain wins after this shit show. Half the remain voters, myself included, would vote BREXIT purely to spite these cunts.
That's a room full of 600 cunts enjoying themselves too much.
The trio of Gove, Boris and Mogg on that front bench is enough to make your stomach churn. What a rancid bunch.
I hope for their sake that the Remain lot don't think they've won. If there's an election under current circumstances then Cummings could kidnap and rip apart a ten year old child and drink their blood live on TV, as long as his message discipline remains in place then almost nothing will have any effect on voters.
People do not care about who has the whip or any other process shit.
No, it's still all definitely going to shit but at least there's been a couple of extra lols along the way.
Bercow will always be the worst person in there, despite the efforts of all the others. He is just absurd.
They're all absurd. You wouldn't let children behave the way they do. It's utterly fucking bizarre that it's mostly just accepted.
The UK is just the US on a 4 year delay
Other way round, and 200 years instead of 4.
Yeah, colonial savages 200 years behind the empire.
What’s tonight’s vote about anyway? Just a repeat of last nights to see can anyone be pressured to change and, if so, how many can they do until the right answer is reached?
Whether no deal should be taken off the table completely, at least until there's an election.
So we'll be doing it all again in November.
Did I read rightly somewhere that this no deal bill is going to be amended so THE DEAL can be voted on again? The ultimate comeback. Isn't that the most logical (only?) course of action if you both want to leave but don't want a NO DEAL in any circumstances?
I also saw some lib dem peer had pitched up with a duvet, obviously in homage to Harvey Yevrage. It is all starting to feel a bit end of days-y.
It's proper fucked and I suspect one would be hard pushed to find a more shambolic governing state of affairs in another first world country at the moment, perhaps even second world.
So it's all because May gave in too handy basically? Especially without the consent of her 17th century masters in Belfast.
It's more that there's a huge inertia around changing the status quo, plus they're all used to bumbling along not doing very much so throw anything vaguely complex at them and they all fall to bits.
Great big girl's blouse
The EU are naturally going to sell us out on the backstop thing but at least holding on with it this long has provided huge entertainment for everyone. How they eventually spin it and the fall out crying from the shinners will be equally as funny. I’d say we’ll see some momentous and sickly “friends forever” thing on Monday after Vradkar and Johnson meet here under strict orders from the top brass on the continent.
Sorry I was going to edit in but decided to leave work instead.
In the west, The American government literally shutdown for a month this year. In the east, the Lebanese Prime Minister was kidnapped by the Saudi Royal Family. I haven’t even got to the parliamentary punch ups.
I mean don't you sorta feel like your government has been 'shut down' for two years based entirely on Brexit or nah.
Figuratively maybe? You literally didn’t pay welfare checks or your military for a month.
When was the last time the government won a vote?
I might have over-egged it then, but we've literally accomplished nothing in over 3 years of fucking about with this and are on the cusp of asking for an extension that will take that to over 3 and a half years.
If the vote had gone the way it did but instead of setting about sorting a deal etc. the entire team working on Brexit had just fucked off to the pub for 42 months, would we actually be any further away from sorting it than we are now?
200? Fucking hell.
We are utterly ridiculous but this is “literally” false. Both of those got paid.
I’d argue that the UK is doing better than us because of the mess. I won’t claim to understand it but it seems you’ve been stuck in constitutional crisis for 40 odd years because ceding legislative power to the EU violates the principle of Parliament alone deciding legislative affairs. Now Parliament seems to be reminding the executive of the same point. I’d prefer our legislators be as messy.
200 complete votes like last night?
There have been 100 amendments inserted into the bill by the government no deal loyalists to try and delay it for days (each needs 2 votes), so the remain Lords are duly setting off to get through them all.
It's not a million miles from doing so though. The £ is shot to shit, confidence (in my industry at least) is as low as I've seen it outside an actual recession, businesses don't have a clue what to do in the event of us leaving on a no deal and no-one knows when or how this will end.
The Sky doesn't need to be falling for there to be an actual problem.
Yeah if you ignore all public services failing, all is great. Jesus Christ.
I'm agreeing with you here Phonics, but it stands to reason if you spend three years of time, energy and money on something and get no further forward fatigue from doing so is going to hit in at some point.
The pound has been on the slide for years and public services have been failing for the last 100 years.
We really don't know what to do when a power vacuum presents itself, do we?
These speeches are absolutely pointless. Not a single person in there is going to change their minds so just get on with the fucking voting and give the speechwriters the rest of the week of.
The Scots have taken the stage now, in what a appears to be a stirring honouring of the 25th anniversary of Braveheart.
We really should have fucked them off by now.