She's smashed it. Properly dog shit songs released as she goes and fannies about across Europe on someone else's expense. Great effort.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
She's smashed it. Properly dog shit songs released as she goes and fannies about across Europe on someone else's expense. Great effort.
Even bigger up Jezza and his 'Make me Prime Minister and I'll sort it' proposal. Between that shit and Prime Minister Boris Johnson posting daily reminders of the clock ticking in what I can only assume is a deliberately Donald Trump-like fashion it's really peaking out.Originally Posted by Lewis
Jeremy is ticking the clock down as well. That said, Boris probably needs to call that election pronto or else he might lose it. Not sure even Deadly Dom can put a positive spin on Dover seizing up just before polling day.
The plot-losing over him is good as well, with actual professional opinion-havers unironically criticising him for being unelected. It really is the best thing ever.
He is quietly summarily sacking loads of SpAds and getting the remainder to rat on their bosses as well. I would love to be a fly on the wall. All these people lived by the sword for two decades but now they are crying about dying by it.
I read his post-referendum blog again at work yesterday. I reckon he's only took to wearing them weird tinted paedophile glasses to annoy certain people.
Amdst this utter shit, nobody seems to have noticed that Scumbag Duncan Smith declared that they were going to raise the pension age to 75.
"Removing obstacles to work", he called it.
It was just a wanky think tank 'report', and Iain Duncan Smith hasn't been at pensions for over three years. Do you get your news by family chain e-mails these days?
Think tank is probably a kite flyer and then when we only have to work until 74 it'll look like a result.
It's all pretty unsustainable, so we probably won't even get that.
I still find it incredible that I live in a country where I can get 70% of my previous salary (anything <100k a year) for 18 months if I get the sack while the same sacking in the UK would literally bankrupt me. There's got to be a better way.
Is the better way vast amounts of under the table undeclared money siphoned out of other nations, cuckoo clocks or chocolate?
How would the general populace have access to undeclared money?
I will duly note that the UK has almost half our GDP per capita but there's got to be a middle ground between me getting 4k or 288 a month.
Well you get your giro in nazi gold so....
They work for the banks that conceal all that foreign wealth and/or Nazi gold?
Private banks pay almost no tax because by definition, their money is private. The finance sector is only 11% of the countries economy and less than 5% of the workforce. Way more output comes from Pharmaceuticals, Watches and Nestle.
I pay less in income tax than the UK, the state takes a way larger chunk every month than the UK does for our equivalent of National Insurance though and my employer has to match that.
I'm not saying that the UK should just copy Switzerland but there must be a system where medium term unemployment doesn't result in destitution.
There's never been a better time for Britain to pivot into a tax haven. Fuck, just invade Switzerland. That only needs six tanks.
It's your own fault for losing your job so you deserve to starve to death and be on Jeremy Kyle.
We have a bigger infantry army, armed and trained civillians, brand new fighter jets, every bridge has remote controlled detonators attached and there's a nuclear bunker in pretty much every house/office. Even our mountains are kitted out for war.
Good luck. It'd probably be quicker and easier to take Germany.
I like the idea of the Swiss blowing up their own bridges.
It's almost stupid how prepared they are. 70% of the food is grown in-country just in case they're cut off from the rest of Europe in a war scenario. Even though Switzerland has invaded more countries than times they've been invaded since becoming a country (All military skirmishes getting drunk and accidentally invading Lichtenstein but still).
I'm annoyed they bottled the Nuclear Weapons ban, citing security concerns.
I've got a bunker if you can make it here within the 30 minute warning.
Is that the line you gave Igor?
Phonics going full Mert, balls deep in a Cuckoo clock.
We could easily nuke Switzerland off the map mate so...
I live off tinned beans for a few years and then get to do Fallout but in real life. Sounds cool.
The Swansea flashbacks would get you before the radiation did.
That doesn't sound like a good idea.
If we didn't do it over Toblerone then we never will.
You'd rather be right up close?
No, I mean having explosives on all your bridges all the time.
You can take the boy out of Northern Ireland....
How else do you propose to blow them all up?
Turns out it was a cold war thing and they removed the last of them in 2015. Shame.
Interesting article on it, https://io9.gizmodo.com/how-switzerl...archit-5919581
Yeah, I googled it as well. Found some Telegraph article that talked about removing the last one along the border with Germany but they reckon there are still other ones elsewhere.
And even that's been cancelled. Desolate.
Top move that.
Having someone from a safe seat who has literally never faced a real election shutting down Parliament to do what he wants is properly taking back control.
Might start a GoFundMe to have him chained up and launched into the sea.
I feel like if it got enough money to do it then really I'd just be bowing to the will of the people, and we know that Boris is all about that.
It's a bold move that's basically shit or bust.
If it ends in bust then I've no idea what the parliamentary position after that will look like.
It's the opposite of bold, they know they have the Remainers bent over and are just applying the lube.
Off to Twitter I go.
I'm not sure they do. Do you think we're definitely leaving come what may on 31st October?
Yes. If we don't, it will be because the various parties/factions of Remain manage to be about 400% more united than they have been at any time up until now.
Oh good, it's happening.
Silly old cow.
Mate.
Even some of his cabinet don’t support the move, so my contention is he’s probably shit the bed on this one.
We’ll see.
He has only shat the bed if his opponents (all of them) manage to agree on an alternative, and the calculation is that they won't.
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