Whoever said before I shouldn’t think I’m ‘okay’ or using a women to cope with stuff when I posted before was correct. I’m so much worse than I was before meeting her. Horrendous stuff, boys
Part of the reason, beyond my complete and utter lack of attractiveness these days, I can't imagine trying to tie my wagon to some poor unsuspecting soul's life.
I got too much shit going on up in the ol' brain to burden others.
I have a date tomorrow.
Yes king!!!
I'll let @Spikey M do the honours.
(But yes, that's good news. Nice one).
I miss being thumbed x
Let's say that's true and I'm honestly a really nice, pleasant person, bursting with personality who'd do anything for anyone...
What I'm saying is my shit is all fucked up mentally and whatever temporary happiness found in the comforting love and embrace of others would end up being construed by my brain as a very elaborate ploy by the other party to use me strictly for their own benefit (like free meals on dates, or a rebound from someone else in their past, or whatever the fuck) even if that weren't the case at all.
I've dated a few really nice girls and just invented reasons to get out of the relationship (albeit this was a really long time ago.) Now that I'm fat and generally repulsive I don't even have to try to give it a chance because the opportunity won't present itself.
I won't date people "in my league" because I'm not attracted to them so I don't see the point. I won't date people "out of my league" because I would pity them for tying themselves to such a repulsive human and in turn figure out ways to detach and save them the time.
I'm fine with this because I don't plan on living very long and all of this is temporary anyways.
That's all I mean. I don't mean it in the sense of "gosh there's someone out there for me I'm sure!". There's not. Love is just the chemical imbalance in our brains telling us to procreate. I figure this idk "depression" if you can call it that (I don't think it is I'm just looking for a word) is the brain's natural defense against the overpopulation of Earth.
I was chosen to die alone. Sure, we all are technically, but I'm not naive enough to think love is deeper than that. That's why so many people end up divorced, I think (no offense to anyone). The brain stops producing those chemicals and since you were born into this world alone it's only natural for the brain to want to revert back to it's natural setting instead of constantly being around someone and tying your fortunes to them entirely.
Jesus bruhnaldo lose some weight then and get a grip lad.
Get a grip of what? I feel like I've got it all pretty squared away tbh.
More people should live in reality, I think. Less disappointment.
I don't blame others for my misfortune and would never want to hurt anybody
My problems are entirely of my own accord.
I think tha'ts the problem in our society. Most people like to blame everyone but themselves, I have no such luxury, I know it was all me.
Anyways Magic where you taking the lady?
Lol are you kidding me. We're meeting in a pub for a drink. I purposely arranged after dinner time to avoid the awkward paying thing. If I don't like the bitch then it's an easy, financial pain free escape.
You watched me being taken advantage of for 11 god damn years. Never again. I'll put her in the ground on the first date if I have to.
It's sad shit mate. Why do you consider yourself to be 'generally repulsive'? Alright, you said you're fat; but you could do something about that if it gets you down to this extent. For all the lolling we do at your expense for being American you seem pretty sound and come across as a nice person, so the image you have of yourself seems a bit odd.
The whole post came across as odd but you're right. Why wouldn't they pay any attention to you, Bruh? Have you never seen the fitties with the men with titties? Do you believe all women are shallow enough to judge you on your appearance only? Their shopping lists are much more extensive that that. You might tick off a few of their boxes for all you know.
This stuck out for me. You won't date people in your league because you probably aren't even sure what league you're in yourself and being denied by a minger that you thought you had a chance with is the ultimate kick in the balls whilst dating a girl out of your league wouldn't bring pity but fear that she'll quickly leave for something better. Your issue is clearly your noggin' so forget about relationships completely as you have and focus more on getting your shit together properly. By that I mean lose some of the weight you seemingly have an issue with. Seek help or talk to us lot about your mental woes. You're only a young lad, it would be a shame to see you waste some good years of your life dealing with shit that can be managed better.I won't date people "in my league" because I'm not attracted to them so I don't see the point. I won't date people "out of my league" because I would pity them for tying themselves to such a repulsive human and in turn figure out ways to detach and save them the time.
Plenty of people die next to the person they love, Bruh. I support you for wanting to sort your own problems first, but being so cynical about it is just a defence mechanism.
Deep down you’re a kind and soft-hearted guy. But you gotta love yourself first :-)
I really don’t understand the people who think life is all pain and disappointment
White male privilege wasted on Bruh.
Yeah but 'Mahow' isn't as sweet a nickname as 'Toadfish.'
Farking hell thank you for reminding me about Madeleine West.
They've had some stupid storyline recently where she isn't really dead and she is still a right bird.
Bruh out-inceling How is a nice twist.
Lol can't wait for my new date. Just got a spanking haircut only to get a message saying she has to cancel because her gran isn't well (even though she's going on holiday for a week as of Saturday morning..hmm!).
See this is why it's good to not book anywhere or anything. I only lost £8 on train tickets but I gained in not spending any drink money.
Pics of the haircut.
It will be one of them Jack Grealish wanker haircuts because he asked for what the youngsters have.
Definitely shaved all the way up the sides like a man fully embracing the crisis.
Pattern cut into the side?
Couple of lines out the eyebrow as well.
Shag faster stripes.
3 at the sides and a trim on top. The most boring nonchalant haircut in the book.
Ok so I lost £13 on an unneeded haircut as well, but at least now I can mow the grass, get the washing done and make my tea at my own leisure.
Yeah I’d much rather hear about boring household jobs, than how much you’ve missed the taste of a battery acid flavoured stench trench.
I'm a twit
I'm sitting eating a quorn burger off of a minnie mouse plate and sweetcorn out the tin. The Bloodhound Gang is on Alexa.
I'm gonna hit the gym then have a foamy bath and read my book on mastering dating.
#singlelife
I remember reading a kids book and the protagonists parents get divorced, he goes round to his Dads and it's well depressing.
Yours sounds worse.
Like Milhouses Dad with the racecar bed is beating you.
Give it a few years and he'll be like Timmy's dad off Monkey Dust.
I had a racecar bed as a kid.
I forgot what the follow up line was:
I sleep in the bed my wife was no doubt getting fucked by another man in.
Is it shaped like a racing car?
You took the bed when you left home?
As of 4:10am I am a dad. Little fucker is already mocking me with his full head of hair.
Congratulations.
Terrific stuff. Congratulations.
Congratulations. Welcome to the Dad group. PM Bamster for your membership pack.