I’ve been back rocking AF1’s and life is just better in decent trainers.
I’ve been back rocking AF1’s and life is just better in decent trainers.
People living their life in black and white bitching at people for living in technicolour.
Twats.
The prime example of that ^
The only colour in Giggles life is that Greenbay Packers blanket he bought.
It's more of a rug.
I registered to PoF earlier this week and it's only now just jogged my memory of that thread we once had. Anyhow, after a few models messaging me and offering it on a plate, I now find myself heavily in debt and my card details are probably being passed around more often than Bam's wife.
On a serious note though, wtf? It's weird as fuck. The profiles read like shopping lists, some absolute munters messaging which makes me wonder if they are deluded or if that deluded one is in fact me and punching far above an acceptable threshold. So then Friday night I changed a few things, stuck a few more pictures up, did the tests things and a little intro then like magic, it stops and it starts showing potential. Am I being paranoid by believing PoF is controlling all of this just so I buy the membership with them too....it's all one big charade!
Currently talking to some decent looking lass from London. I'm of opinion that if we haven't met within a week then it's not going to happen, is that too optimistic? At what point do they become the pen pal as in my mind, it's very soon.
I've always operated on the basis that you need to get their number/other form of contacts prett sharpish and organise a meet within a few days or so. They're just bombarded with opportunities so if you're not showing forward interest, you may as well,not bother at all.
Let them be bombarded, I say. I have quite an extensive list of things I'm looking for in a woman and being the contradictory dick that I am, if they aren't interested enough to meet at whatever point I'm cool with then they probably aren't that interested anyway in which case, why make the effort.
First I'm basing it solely on looks and size because I'm shallow like that. Then I'll go through the pictures, usually it's cute pic followed by duck pout and fat pic, fat pic, etc. Read the profile, they see it then I'll wait until they view mine, if they do, that's my queue or if I'm not overly interested I'll see if they do. I'm not even sure if I'm ready for anything anyway, I'm just a tad bored and thought it would be a bit of fun. I can say without a shadow of doubt though that there's a lot of ugly people within a 50 mile radius of here. Christ.
I'm getting married next month
Honeymoon in Santorini
One table reserved for The Group.
Yep, got the final bullet on Friday. She showed absolutely no effort to find a compromise and has basically palmed me off. Wouldn't be surprised if she has some triathlete ready to step into my shoes.
Shame really because I, and my family, really liked her. Mental given she introduced me to half her family like 2 weeks ago.
Onwards and upwards though. She'll realise at some point how much of an arse she's been. I want to be with someone else when that happens.
Fuck that bitch
Swiftly jumped off PoF. It's so tedious and I must be a magnet for munters and mentalists. One girl actually had a whole conversation with me throughout the day then messaged stating that because I had changed my profile to "Just for fun" (I hadn't) that we were definitely not compatible then blocked me before I could respond. What's the point? I'll stick to the good old fashioned way, I think.
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Nah, must be all her fault.
I told her flat out if didn't like that. She never loved me either, admitted as much when I actually asked her so was a bit ironic.
She did the whole cliched it's not you, it's definitely me thing. But actually, I think it is her.
I'm not perfect. But me not being a cyclist / triathlete nor up for being told how I'd now spend my weekends in a campervan on a whim at some triathlon event or wherever she fancied going doesn't make me imperfect.
Some day she will realise she was being unrealistic. Or she'll meet some triathlete who does exactly the same thing and live happily ever after. Either way, I lose in the short term and I've just got to accept it and move on.
It sounds like the sort of relationship 15 year olds have. Stop watching fucking love Island.
I love you
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What?
Nothing. Wanna come caravaning?
Nah.
We need to talk.
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Separation agreement drafted, waiting on her signing it or getting her own solicitor to dispute. If its the latter I dread to think how much its going to cost. As we both see it the figure is 50/50 exactly.
Childcare and CSA not included, she's well within her rights to fuck me over there too and there's not a thing I can do about it.
Spent the last week or so messaging a couple of girls. One who seems lovely and I really want to meet but she's away on holiday for a week. The other who I used to work with I want to have some fun with..
Offshore this week or id already have been putting both of those in motion.
Add to that "the ex" messaged me and "wants to talk, as she's been doing some thinking". Going to give myself a week or two delay before arranging that and try and see these other girls. She either wants to tell me some hidden truths/demands or give it another go, and I'm not ready to hear about it either way. I want to test the water elsewhere in the interim.
If you even reply to her then you've only yourself to blame for the mess you'll be in 6, 12, 18, etc months time when she gets her notions again. Blank her completely. It'll have the added bonus of driving her insane.
Yeah I responded and basically told her "not now, I'll speak to you in a week or so" and haven't messaged her since.
Tbf she probably just wants to tell me again how she dislikes how little interest I have in her campervan and cycling.
But yeah, I do worry that she was so willing and able to fuck it all off now, what happens if she did that 12 or 36 months down the line? She gave up on me so easily. Maybe she's got a new bf and just wants to tell me? Who knows.
I'll bare it in mind for future reference. I've already got the thought of meeting others out of my head in fairness. It's too much effort.
Ha.
I could take garden soccer global.
When does the Undateables open for applicants?
Well, I've had yours.
Should’ve lipsed @Waffdon
I'm a twit
I haven't had a date either.
Foe playing a blinder. Body fat must be sub 15%.
She signed it.
With a crippling mortgage and maintenance on top.
Added bonus: all my daughter talks about now is ‘mummy and John’.
Tempted to teach her how to start fires but I know how awful it is to lie and basically live two different lives and be embarrassed to talk about stuff so I let her waffle away freely, despite it feeling like a knife to the heart every time. Not for my ex wife, but for my daughter. I’m scared she spends way more time and I am phased out.
She's moved on relatively quickly. She always comes across as such a shithouse, albeit via your perspective.
You should fuck her mom. Or John's.
She gets 23 grand upfront, then 250 a month.
I get my daughter circa 2-3 nights a week. She stays at the same school.
It's sickening that she won't have to account for a penny of the 250 quid either. There should be a receipt system.
It’ll be spent on John’s weed.
I'm a twit
Facilitating Waff's coke habit.
I said you've not even told me anything about this guy for Amber's sake, she told me a bit then started to say he'd do anything for me and I abruptly interrupted her with SUBJECTIVE let's stick to facts, like Dwight from The Office. Wiped the smug smile off her face.
Why did you give your kid a strippers name?