Bacon and eggs is about 0 carbs
Just skip breakfast (basically what Giggles said). You'll adjust very quickly.
I’m at Lardo and it’s got one of the best menus I’ve ever seen. There’s loads but it all sounds incredible. I had the chicken liver pate and Parma ham croquettes and am now waiting for the Grilled Sea Bass with saffron and porcini mushrooms.
Fucking hell! Chicken liver pate!
There anything you’re not bitter and angry about? How dare I order food I like.
The croquettes are the only thing saving that list you gave for me.
I actually made chicken croquettes today. Making the bechamel is a ball ache when doing it in bulk given how quick it thickens. Throw some chopped anchovies in, parmesan cheese and a shit load of chicken. Boom. Easy and not too bad once fried.
I'd be all over all the stuff Phonics ordered there.
Curry time
Zany is better than whatever the fuck you are.
Nice curry though
I've got a curry tonight too, but it's of the 'brought to my front door' variety. Chicken Goan, pilau rice, 4 papadums and a chilli naan.
I haven't eaten since my classy spoons bbq chicken melt at 7pm yesterday. Think I'm gonna demolish a disgusting greasy takeaway of some description when I get back from Manchester . Any suggestions? Not sure I can face a curry tho.
Been here for 10 days. Had to end with the shits, was just on too good a run.
Never trust the chicken liver pate.
Okay that is actually cool. Cool .
I bet Phonics is getting flashbacks though.
The place I work at stuck my starter special on the Instagram yesterday.
Wrong mozzarella arrived so I asked for some heritage tomatoes and voila. Not something I would eat personally but I sold a few. Basil dressing, buffalo mozzarella, tomatoes and a sprinkling of pepper.
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Went for Ethiopian food at the blue Nile in Birmingham tonight. Absolutely quality, definitely go for eritrean/Ethiopian food if you get a chance. Some fussy eaters in the party and even they loved it. The enjera (staple bread that's like a thin sour crumpet) was the one thing that divided people a bit.
The injeera is canonical. Such good cuisine
I've had it once or twice and found it utterly disgusting, myself.
Third time lucky.
I'm a twit
@Mahow
On a plate instead of in a bowl?
Looks better than cramped in a bowl, a lot more appetising.
I reckon you'd be a bit better off chopping the cucumber and incorporating it into the salad though. Looks a bit weird as a cross hatch of chips.
You've come a long way from YouTube omelette disaster though.
Stick a little garlic based dip on the side and you could probably get away with putting about four quid on the price if you call those cucumber spears 'crudite'.
I still blame the electric cooker. Thanks for feedback though.
A nice garlic aioli with carrot, cucumber and something else, as to whether I would get away with it is a different matter. The above salad is £13.50 as it is, £9.50 for a small. Pricey but people seem to pay it as those and the flat breads fly out at lunch time.
£13.50? Remind me what's in it?
A view of the sea.
£13.50, what the fuck.
That’s probably one of those products with an inverse demand curve, you could charge 15 quid for it instead of 13.50 and get more people to buy it. Insane
A restaurant by me charges £16 for a Caesar Salad. My wife ordered one and 3 of the ingredients were missing (pancetta, egg and shaved parmesan). She told the waiter, and he said it was because they'd ran out of them. Might've been nice to know that up front, dickhead. Obviously she asked for her money back.
How did she notice the egg missing? It's just in the dressing isn't it?
It was a boiled egg.
Ah right. That seems an odd thing to put in a Ceasar sallad anyway, but if they said it would be there.
Probably better with the egg missing tbh.
The pancetta and parmesan are absolutely crucial though.