Originally Posted by Baz
Your wife woke you up to tell you it’s raining?
She actually told me to get the cushions in from the patio furniture.
Yeah alright love.
Your wife woke you up to tell you it’s raining?
She actually told me to get the cushions in from the patio furniture.
Yeah alright love.
Blame the big nasty oil and gas companies for this heat wave. Everybody else is.
Green peace can do one, think of all the photosynthesis happening right now.
ANY moth for a fiver. That's his guarantee. Other insects/objects require some negotiating, but sometimes you can wrangle a freebee.
What's the logic? Does he like how they taste? Is it some sort of power play? Has he misinterpreted the food chain?
Does he have an official diagnosis?
Fivers.
It started out because it was funny, but now it's just easy money for him. It's well worth the fiver too so everybody wins--even Yev.
I couldn't do it myself, but ultimately the Chinese do it for nothing so its not really a big deal.
It actually started early on as just normal eating challenges (e.g. a whole box of Wheatabix dry) which has developed onto almost anything.
Hilarious
No doubt this geezer goes to Australia and dies
You used to send voice clips to teenagers for fun when you were in your early thirties, mate.
There was a news story about somebody getting ill from eating a slug recently, so it wouldn't be too much of a surprise. Although he has said he won't eat slugs.
There was a lad in the year below at school who pissed himself in a lesson for a fiver. He tried to spin it as him being MENTAL, but nobody was having it.
Moths would be fine if they weren't so hectic. If they'd just chill out and cling to the wall somewhere I'd usher far more of them out the window.
He got lungworm and spent a decade in a coma before dying. Your mate needs to revisit his pricing model.
I had a mate at school who'd eat or snort pretty much anything for money.
I remember him telling me one day about how he'd been to the doctor's about his nose bleeds but they weren't sure what was cussing them. He seemed genuinely not to have considered it might be the grit salt and refreshers he'd been snorting until I pointed it out.
Good material for your UCAS personal statement though.
SItting about 25c up here right now. So hot. You southerners are going to melt.
RIP.
So good though. Gonna have an ice cream after lunch.
I'm about to go get my 2019 tan fully underway.
I'm going through Hitchin on the train and my phone says thirty-seven degrees lmao at Mahow.
'Only' 34c here.
At lunch I went to buy a tape measure at Homebase, and queued for 15 minutes behind people all buying hot weather related equipment: desk fans, massive floor fans, even a fully blown up paddling pool.
Wankers. This is England, come prepared.
Yeah it's a dick here.
Well, I took the easy way out and bussed it back home. Ten minutes on a boiling bus > an hour's walk in this humidity.
I'm sitting at home now realising neither were really good choices. The Durham 10k is going on in this. Expect deaths.
The lol ended up being on me when the rail network fell to pieces and I got to Hull eighty minutes late. No wonder hot countries don't have trains.
How slow do you walk?
I didn't die today.
It's more how fast and direct the bus goes. The walk's closer to 45 minutes, to be honest.
It's still 32 here and it's clouded over so it's as muggy as house party round Mugbulls. Just rain you prick.
Rained for about 5 minutes then back to 36.
Currently raining and 30c. Just stood in the back garden in it laughing like some kind of maniac.
Our thunderstorms have now been pushed back to midnight. The cloud cover that was rolling in has vanished.
In Nice rn and 29. This is proper summer weather
23c at best. Nice but nowhere hot enough. 30c would be like perfect.
It's still blue skies here. FML.
Still 29 in Yorkshire and it would seem the thunderstorm has bypassed the region.
Lightning has kicked off and the temperature feels like it dropped about 10 degrees instantly.
It's windy as fuck here but warm enough that my 99 started to instantly melt and blew all over me.
Tuesdays storm was about 5 miles to the west of us. Tonight's, save for 5 minutes of rain, is just to the east of us.
Fuck off.
It's still 32 here approaching midnight what the actual fuck
It’s warm.
I'm a twit
Not where you areIt’s warm.
I just saw the biggest moth I've seen in my life.
I don't think it's dead but I have no idea where it went (hopefully outside) and I've turned the lights off as I'm worried about another joining it.
It went down to 28 here, now it's back at 32 and it's as sticky as satan's bollocks. What fresh hell is this?
33% chance of storms hitting at midnight. Rain you bastard.
Fucker was hiding behind my TV and he came out when I moved. Thought I had him again but when I laid down he flew right into my face and after two minutes I finally whipped the prick with a tea towel taking him out for good.
21 today but hotter in the sun. Next month we should see the temp ramp up for 6 months of summer here in Brisbane.
Fancy sending it to me in the post?
No rain. What a tease. Well, I'll enjoy the last of the sun before it rains til Tuesday. Localised flooding.
Was planning a secret day on sunbathing at work today but it’s all clouds.
I'm a twit
What is it with all you weird fuckers being scared of moths?
Spent an hour playing Pokemon and wandering around with my mate instead.
I'm a twit
It's actually nice today.
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