You'll be amazed how many hotel workers find a boiled egg in the kettle.Originally Posted by randomlegend
You'll be amazed how many hotel workers find a boiled egg in the kettle.
My mate bought a house that had previously been occupied by a very old couple who had been going senile and shit. After getting the keys he found some chicken still in the oven that the old girl had obviously put in and forgotten about.
Rather than taking out the chicken and cleaning it or just landfilling it, he just put the fucking oven with the chicken still inside it in the garage and put some fucking hazard tape around it. I couldn't stop laughing for about 20 minutes, what a fucking psycho.
Someone at work recently got the keys to his first house. The freezer was full of dead baby birds.
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If that were me I would be very worried about what might be buried in the back garden.
Taxidermy is quite in nowadays isn't it, and that's where they tend to keep their specimens before doing whatever it i they do to them.
Apparently they were for feeding to a hawk, but I’d stopped listening so missed the full story. No doubt it’ll still give me nightmares.
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Shredded lettuce, specifically when found in burgers or similar. Just put the whole leaf in, not only are you saving yourself a job but it's far easier to eat.
Just keep the lettuce off.
Or even a nicer leaf, it's not 1982 any more.
Lettuce is amazing on a burger, what would you replace it with?
Another burger.
Didn't know my mans Spikey was American at heartMO' BURGERS.
Keeping with the food theme, fruit from the supermarket that is tagged as 'Ripen in bowl'. What it should say is 'GOOD LUCK EATING ANY OF THESE INSIDE A WEEK ASSHOLE'
I prefer my bananas a bit green/hard.
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Just like Miss Piggy.
Not sure where's appropriate for this post.
Mexican Food in Mexico? Not so bueno. Too much flour in everything.
Flour? Where the fuck are you eating?
Your mum.
Different type of flower.
I always get yeast and flour mixed up.
lmfao ffs.
Sir, I believe that may be cocaine
People who put a spoon or fork in their mouth, and you can hear the contact with it on their teeth. Go fuck yourself.
tf how is that even a thing. my mouth hurts just imagining such a hell.
I hold them directly above my mouth and then use another fork/spoon to scrape the stuff into my mouth.
What is wrong with you? That's what the knife is for.
I love the sound of people chewing loudly, but any sort of metal on teeth action is fucking horrifying
Holding a knife above your face is dangerous.
This is serial killer type shit.
Extreme levels.
ASMR is the new new. Get on it lads.
ASMR is amazing.
ASMRDarling > *.
I only watch the eating channels, all that other roleplay shit is just so weird I avoid it entirely
She mixes it up a lot, there's a bit of everything and yeah the roleplay stuff is crap.
is that like in Fight club where they do guided meditation and she's like "enter your caaaave..... there you'll find your spirit animal......" type shit?
This video is from one of the best channels from the old-school days. Might've been the first eating channel I got really into actually, but she doesn't really post videos anymore
A lot of the time it's the person pretending to be giving you a face massage or "helping with anxiety" or putting on makeup. I can't fuck with that, I just want someone to talk about their day and chew into the mic
ASMR is for deviants, without exception.
What did I just watch?
I have no words.
I dont understand the attraction...
I only briefly skimmed the Wiki page for ASMR. Is it basically weirdos getting their jollies off unusual sounds?
Have you ever used one of those scalp massagers that look like a whisk that’s been pulled apart at the bottom? The feeling it gives is pretty similar to ASMR. Most people don’t feel it though so its pointless to try to “get into it”
Post some of your favourites.
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There's probably one of Nigel Mansell reciting the alphabet forwards and backwards.
That's the least surprising thing ever, but I expected better of Mokkers
I can't find any drugs in Mexico. it's genuinely easier to buy them in Switzerland.
And now we see why.
There's a teenage boy having what I presume to be a party in next door's garden (on a Monday night, as you do), and there is some form of music booming out with which I am really not familiar. It sounds somewhat like hip hop but there's nobody rapping on it that I can hear, and all the noises sound like nuclear power plant warning sirens, or just the general sound of an industrial hellscape, but to a defined beat.
What am I having to listen to?
Your own descent into middle aged irrelevance.
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