Should've just told her it was a footy biography or some shit
Should've just told her it was a footy biography or some shit
What did you say you were reading?
Did you tragically overcompensate?
I'm a twit
I mean whether or not you look like 'a mook' really only matters if your only aim is a ride.
Otherwise if you wanna have tea while reading in the bath then you own that shit and maybe you'll find the lovely, tea-in-the-bath companion of your dreams.
That's very true. She was doing a law degree so maybe she'll appreciate it #noreplysofar
This is going to turn me in to an incel eventually.
Maybe she can help you with the divorce proceedings. Win-win.
The secret to online dating is securing the digits asap and communicating away from the platform.
How many toes have you got room for?
You should be going through solicitors. I'm gonna wipe the floor with him he called yesterday telling me he wanted to sell and wanted to pay me less and wanted money. Once all the debts cleared and the fees for selling and seperating there won't be fuck all left for him to get. Stupid cunts not thought about it at all before he left. I'm away to screw him up royally xxx
Well I sure know how to pick 'em. This thread will be kept alive by me forever and my disgraceful choices.
You certainly have a type.
Unhinged.
Rattle her back doors off.
I'm out.
I'm not quite getting how the ex of a girl he's talking to (for what can only be about 12 hours) is already at the stage of calling him and asking for money. And if you're talking about the right person I don't know what the paying and selling is meant to be about.
That’s from the chick he is talking to. Sentence 1 is in response to magic spilling his story.
The rest is her story about her getting ready to fuck her ex over in her own separation.
That’s how I read it anyway
Set her to war against your ex.
Ya I've read that shit like 5 times and still don't get it so best of luck
Tinder is really not going well for me. Only trolls and far away people seem to like me. 10 matches and one of them is a psycho, most don't reply after a couple of messages. I thought this was supposed to be easy.
Is PoF still on the go? It would be way less shite than tinder.
Can't see it being any good in a place like this. Bumble is atrocious and Hinge is just as bad in terms of population nearby. Tinder is the most popular but its full of time wasting ego boosting cunts. I signed up to Match but you have to pay for even basic usage, and I've already spent nearly 100 quid on Bumble and Tinder.
I thought Tinder and Bumble were both free? or do you pay for extra things?
Bumble I don't think it makes much difference, but from personal experience Tinder without paying anything is like playing on super hard difficulty. I matched nowt but Russian spambots and 20 stone ladies I accidentally swiped right on for the couple of months I didn't spend anything, whereas with the boosts etc I might match with and have stilted conversation with a handful of 5/10s in the same amount of time.
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I also find that i go through peaks and troughs without any rhyme or reason on that stupid app. Around April it was going amazingly, and I managed to somehow end up going on 3 dates in 3 days ( @Boydy can vouch that one of them was unfeasibly fit as well), then a few months of not even matching when I lowered my standards a bit, and now it's suddenly gotten good again. Got a date with an interesting German girl lined up for next week - she's funny and smart and I really, er, dig her vbes or whatever, but the photos are quite hard to judge. Or to be blunt, she could be anything from average weight to borderline obese. I quite like curvy ladies so as long as it's not too far along the chubbiness spectrum I have highish hopes.
Forget about miss right and go for miss right now.
Fancy Miss Eastern Europe?
I reckon POF is best. You can talk to anyone without matching and if you put even a little thought into your message, they will respond. There's more bots but just ignore them.
Or go a pub and chat in rl.
I'm a twit
Baz you pull a lot at the bar do you?
TBF Baz would have a decent lad banter game if he didn't look like such a threat to society.
There was a photo he took of this absolute babe he'd been chatting with in the Krazyhouse in Liverpool, she's even flitatiously flipping him the bird. Still got the photo, @Baz ??
Feel like dating is a lot different now than 10 years ago tbf but I also couldn't tell you as I've been single just as long
I just feel like you were quick to get on the dating apps. Don’t you have mates to go out for a few pints with and approach girls while you’re out?
Apologies if you don’t.
Maybe I just think it’s easier than it actually is, as I don’t have to do it. Sorry, I’ve never been in that situation to really know what it’s like, I suppose. Good luck though.
I'm a twit
Get Mahow to do it. It might boost his self-esteem.
Just resort to dick pics like the rest of THELADS magic.
Or alternatively find friends of friends introductions are good.
As an aside, my girlfriend keeps getting drunk and asking me if I love her. Pretending not to hear or understand her isn't fooling her any more. Awks.
Could always be honest about it like you know what I really enjoy spending time with you but I'm not really ready to label my feelings for you because I'm still trying to understand them myself and it wouldn't be fair to rush things just to use words that maybe we're not ready for just yet.