That wasn't even a story, he was just posting about his clothes and said something like 'You know when you're putting the second pair on and...' like we all did it and could offer advice.
That wasn't even a story, he was just posting about his clothes and said something like 'You know when you're putting the second pair on and...' like we all did it and could offer advice.
Tricky second child, tricky second album, tricky 2nd pair of Jean's. There's form there to be fair.
It's hard without the old search function, but off the top of my head:
1. Mahow in the Ukraine
2. LeeCovFox on Paedo Island
3. Coatgate
4. James shagging a girl in a science building corridor and then asking 4chan for advice
5. Molton's chicken on pasta
I don't remember number 4. What happened there?
One of my old board highlights was Sheddy's meltdown when someone posted that thing that shows your own Facebook profile photo and said "What an ugly bastard".
That pretty much covers it. Except he posted a picture of the poor girl in the thread, and then Alan found it.
It was Jack Torrance had the MELTDOWN. I archived it as 'Inbred Gene pool something' on DS' suggestion.
Ah yes, that's right.
At least it isn't lost - https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showt...ool-Revelation
Well at least I'm number 1 at something
Oh god, it's even better than I remember.Let's get this straight.
Some prick has decided to have fun at my expense by posting my picture of my facebook and saying I'm extremely ugly. Everyone laughs and I laugh along with them since I couldn't give a fuck what a bunch of fuckwits from cyberspace think. And you think I'm thick?
Steve, cmon, give us a break.
Alan is properly thick at the beginning too.
It's just as well Torrance was as smart as a puddle otherwise Phonics would have put a stop to that before it got going, the twat.
I wonder if he ever actually got it.
Top Five Where Are They Now.
1) Pabmania D_D - I wonder if his spiel worked in real life.
2) Richie - I still don't know if he's really dead or not.
3) KJAC - Yesterday's Sincere? Or whichever the young American is on here.
4) TimboFM - Ofcourse.
5) Wedge - Are we clear of him yet?
The whole thing would have been fine, but one of her boyfriend's pals saw the thread and it caused a bit of a fuss. Still shagged her again though.
What are the chances of me posting that story anonymously on 4chan and both the story and the picture being recognized by separate people ffs
Google alone probably increases the chances of whatever you post being found. Internet be dangerous, yo.
The boyfriend randomly showed up at a Halloween party at my flat a couple of years ago. I'd never met him but knew what he looked like so it melted my brain a bit.
That was at the peak of my coke phase, I lolled in his face and he left. I don't think I feel worse about any single thing I've done in my life.
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I reference that Boom-Boom story in real life sometimes.
Who was it that couldn't make his own bed on the old forum? Smiffy?
I remember Alan going full on JFT96 and threatening to 'out' Lewis to the press.
Wasn't he going to get half of rawk to call round to Lewis' gaff?
That Alan meltdown still doesn't sit right with me. Used to roll with anything. His dad must've been on the front row.
1. Spygate
2. Watergate
3. Fartgate
4. Crashgate
5. Bingate.
I never had any 'fight' with Mark. The only one who took it personally was IJ, who thought not warning anyone was a ploy to make him look ridiculous.
'Why is it always left to me to clamp down on text speak?!? '
Lewis vs the Melts.
To follow up on Boom-Boom gate again, he was complaining about going on a date with a girl to a trendy restaurant. When they got there, they were seated at a table with benches instead of chairs and it took him like a minute to sit down because he couldn't move properly in his two pairs of jeans.
I can only assume he bought one pair too big for him and thought that was the right solution.
Wasn't it because he had chicken legs?
The outer pair was always ripped in some way, or so he said, so presumably he liked the look of ripped jeans but didn't like having cold legs.
Or he had body dysmorphic disorder.
World Cups I've seen (I did see 1994 in parts, but was too young to get it, so 1998-now)
1. 2006
2. 1998
3. 2018
4. 2014
5. 2010, which was pretty rubbish.
Beatles Songs
1. Eleanor Rigby
2. My Guitar Gently Weeps
3. Here Comes the Sun
4. Revolution
5. Paperback Writer
2010 WC gets points just for that BANGER from Shakira.
Top 5 Liverpool come backs.
1) 3-3 Milan
2) 4-0 Barcelona
3) 4-3 Dortmund
4) 5-4 Norwich
5) 3-3 West Ham
Do one for top 5 premier league title wins.
1. Tony Adams going through against Everton.
2. AGUERO!
3. The Blackburn one
4. Chelsea 8-0
5. City this year?
1. Menswear
2. UGH!
3. How to Draw / Petrichor
4. Sex (EP Version)
5. Pressure
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Has to be that.
Or Michael Thomas if we're counting the time before the sport existed.
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