He just knows.
I'm still holding out for the D'Lo vs. Regal 5 Time European Champion match.
He just knows.
I'm still holding out for the D'Lo vs. Regal 5 Time European Champion match.
1. 'It's not gay.'
2. 'Next time you see him, ask him if he got the grass stains out of his trousers. Not in front of his wife!'
3. 'In fact, I can honestly say, I've never come over a little queer!'
4. 'But will you piss off and leave me alone? I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics.'
5. 'I'm not saying people like that should be, you know, put down.'
Top 5 Friends cameos;
1. Brad Pitt
2. Danny de Vito
3. Ben Stiller
4. Gary Oldman
5. Robin Williams
I would have included Bruce Willis and Jon Favreau but they both appeared in 3 episodes so I don't count that as a cameo
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Top 5 Pornstars
1. Ariana Marie
2. Lily Rader
3. Riley Reid
4. Megan Rain
5. Kimmy Granger
You missed Bamster in there.
No, no, really, he's a good guy.
Top 5 buys from Rockstar on Eneba
1. GTA V
2. RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2
3. L.A. Noire
4. Bully
5. Megalodon Shark Card
Top 1 best poster?Originally Posted by Ian
I was just alerting you to your favourite manbot posting. And finally hitting us with the adverts.
He's played the long game.
Holy shit. It can't be a bot at this point.
Top 5 size estimates of Spikeys cock
1. Mosquito
2. Ant
3. Cricket
4. Guppy
5. Hummingbird
I like your scale, but you're using it all wrong.
Anyone figured out what Lewis is on about yet?
Top 5 Feel Good Films.
1 - Pay it Forward
2 - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
3 - The Pursuit of Happyness
4 - The Blindside
5 - Forest Gump
I was was guessing Partridge but Google tells me Brent. @dino
Cunt. Now I read them in Brent's accent it's easy to see who Lewis meant.
David Brent quotes I think.
People not knowing those are Brent quotes INSTANTLY should be banned.
I've still not watched The Office, apart from bits here and there. I do vaguely recognise a couple of them now, though.
Imagine not knowing that.
That’s made me think less of this place.
I'm a twit
I unfortunately have watched some of it.
Unfortunately? Ban him now.
Worse than fucking Phonics.
Steady on.
Most overrated thing since Partridge.
I probably just don't like uncomfortable tv shows.
He's real, like Santa. He'll post in the World Tour thread and confirm it.
I love Giggles so much, but sometimes he says things so unforgivable that I feel like I'm in an abusive relationship.
I sometimes feel bad for being the different one, and then I see how quiet it gets here during Love Island and I remember that I'm actually the only correct one.
I've seen a grand total of zero episodes of that monstrosity and something tells me I'm not missing out any.
Snap.
Only Baz and Foe are freaks.
I can't even begin to understand the appeal but it's so easy for me to ignore it may as well not exist.
You’re missing out.
I'm a twit
It’s certainly a more legitimate interest than WWE
The fake thing you enjoy is worse than the fake thing I enjoy.
Top 5 current NXT wrestlers (alright Mokkers):
1. Velveteen Dream
2. Adam Cole
3. Johnny Gargano
4. Kyle O'Reilly
5. Shayna Baszler
If Ciampa wasn't injured he'd be number 1 of course. Keith Lee, Matt Riddle and Roderick Strong just miss out.
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Vietnamese food.
1. Pho bo kho
2. Pho bo tai
3. Banh cuon
4. Chien chuoi cot dua
5. Mi Quang (xa xui)
Best Irish cities.
1. Limerick
2. Cork
3. Galway
4. Dublin
5. Waterford
Top five journeys to work
1. The one where a girl with huge tits spent most of the 2 hour journey leaning over stroking my dog, giving me an eyeful.
2. The one where it was packed and the guard told me to sit in first class and I got free drinks and crisps.
3. The one where I had the entire carriage to myself and let the dog run riot
4. The one where my mate gave me a lift and I slept the entire journey
5. The one where Dion Dublin sat next to me.
6 to 9. The ones after your first day of work experience where you spent the journey dreading another full day in your coat.
On the last day, my dad came in to get me and chat to the woman in charge, who he vaguely knew in some way. Afterwards, he said "You didn't have your coat on all day did you?" and I said "Nah, I just put it on because I knew I was leaving soon".
It's low-key one of the most retarded stories ever told here. Just consider its competition for a minute.
I feel honoured. Mahow must be seething.
Where can I find this story?
Mahow can't top that, he went all the way to the Ukraine without so much as a jumper.
I was grieving at the time, that is my excuse.
Do that top five, Lewis.
For me the comfortable winner is Foe just pissing his boxers because he couldn't find the light switch in his own room, but there have been plenty over the years.
I had forgotten about that.
I've always really liked Boom wearing two jeans.
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