Of course, she wont be done with him for another year before needing to find a new victim. /JusticeforMagic.
Of course, she wont be done with him for another year before needing to find a new victim. /JusticeforMagic.
Remember when people on here were arsing about with Plenty of Fish for that thread and nickfootie found his own sister?
Wasn't DS luring some weirdos too, and nickfootie had to implore him not to target his sister?
As I recall the thread was on the wind-up with fake accounts and as they were enjoying all the bants Nick found his sister on there.
I think somebody said they'd found her but I dunno if they actually had or if he just had the fear enough to entertain the notion.
I'm really addicted to bumble.
Lol at the shit chat up lines. You can tell who is experienced.
No luck with matching really so I got fed up of being notified I'd BEEN LIKED without knowing anymore...so I signed up to premium at £12 a month, for 6 months.
And it was all horrific fat ugly birds.
I've been conned, lads.
I've avoided Tinder thus far but might go back. Desperately need convincing I'm not an ugly troll now.
£12 a month to approach women?
I'm a twit
Well, he met his last one at school and he'd go on a register if he tried that now.
Im starting to get shook now. Im going drop-in clinic this afternoon.
No point in signing up for the 6 month subscription for you then.
He's posting in the wrong thread now. Definitely syphilitic.
Expand your social circle to silly levels. Attend events, join clubs, catch up with old friends. You never know what hidden gems lie in the potential aquaitances.
Cut the BS and go snorkeling with Sincere.
"Just be more confident!" in 3.... 2.....
You're probably nowhere near ready the stage for anyone else at all, unless you're just looking for a ride. In which case Tinder is exactly the spot.
I need experience. Not going to get that in a basement.
How quickly can you suggest meeting? This texting stuff is doing my head in.
As soon as possible imo, there's nothing worse than trying to maneuver romantically over text.
Of course, I say that as someone who's never been on a Tinder date or anything, Okay Amigo notwithstanding.
Tell her to meet you in a Tesco parking lot when the moon has reached its zenith
If you're just out for banging some sloooooots, then crack on, but a new relationship would be a disaster right now.
Yeah fuck that, just something casual but more than a one night stand. Defo not a relationship.
Get a sugar baby.
Get an atomic kitten.
Kerry Katona might still be in Iceland.
Take a few pages out of Igors book and Facebook live the suicide when it all goes wrong.
For you, it will
FYI the bitch asked me for money today to cover a summer club. I told her to do one on the basis I pay maintenance already and more, plus I can't see her anywhere near as much I'd like.
Pay on the basis you take her?
I have... A DATE.
Don't end up blocking her or anything stupid like that.
What you mean?
Sowing a seed.
Do it for the thread.
Igor has been bullied into silence by Shinners and Waff is lodged firmly under thumb, so we need this shit.
Snogged a sexy girl in a nightclub last night lads waaaay
Had some fucking wicked donner meat and chips afterwards too. Here I am taking in the ambiance of Norwich kebab and pizza :