I gave someone a nosebleed by serving a tennis ball straight at their puss, and it's the most middle-class thing I've ever done.Originally Posted by Lewis
I gave someone a nosebleed by serving a tennis ball straight at their puss, and it's the most middle-class thing I've ever done.
I knocked another kid out with a shot to the face playing football when I was about 13, I'd forgotten that.
No, absolutely not. If anything, it felt like I was seeing the world a lot more clearly after I first put my tongue in a girl's anus.
I haven't played football in about six years. I bet I'm ace now. When is the next kickabout?
Dibs on being in goals.
Club Lewis vs The Group, match abandoned when Taz gets absolutely smudged up the barriers by Offshore and Simon refuses to be subbed on because 'Who's gonna manage us?'
Mert turns up with a basketball.
Big night out and I still feel rotten four days later. Actually developing a full cold. FML.
I'm well up for this. Me and you up top would basically be Inter on Pro Evo with Ibra and Adriano just smashing them in from forty yards with ease. Meegs was the best keeper in Haxball too so we won't concede. Too easy.
Luca could get us some kits like in Mean Machine.
I'll hold one of your hands as you walk on.
Bring it bitches.
I'll make one bursting run/dribble in the first ten minutes resulting in a goal, then spend the rest of the game trying to get my breath back.
Or I can do half time oranges.
You're probably the only one qualified to be a physio. Quincy just does forensics so he'll wind up on VAR duties.
I've got paronychia on two of the toes on my left foot and it's fucking agony.
Eurgh. My ganglion cyst is no longer a concern. Apparently I popped it a few weeks back and it hasn't reformed. And my contact lenses are back to staying in for proper time periods. I must've had them in so little before that my eyes changed shape. That's probably a thing.
Ive discovered right in my groin area a wound that is really painful. Could be an STI. When i touch it with a cotton bud, there is blood
You've been brassing it up lately haven't you?
What the fuck does that mean?
You've been chucking it up prossies.
Jesus christ. What sort of STI causes a wound? Syphilis? You been slaying with the homeless?
Chlamydia. Should've rubbered up. And I don't mean tyres.
I went to the clinic and they took some swamps and all that stuff. Having watched Chernobyl and saw what radioation posinging does to your skin, I have a similar look to a pea sized area of my groin.
Swamps
Swabs.
She wasn't Ukrainian was she?
The do a lot of posinging.
Poisinging the swamps.
https://www.calvertjournal.com/artic...own-Kryvyi-Rih
I'm surprised I didn't come back with anything tbh.
My life is at risk, and you comment on my grammer.Swamps
Swabs.
This isnt a time for jokes. Im very concernced.
Life is at risk.
Had your nob fallen off yet?
I can’t stop pooing, and it comes out of me like a jet wash. Actually the “can’t stop” is a lie, thankfully. It’s more that I always need to poo, but thankfully I manage to contain it until I decide to go. Still unpleasant though.
I'm a twit
Its still attached but I'm preparing for the worst.Life is at risk.
Had your nob fallen off yet?
I'm sure you'd make a decent tranny.
Watch your mouth
I hope you don't go down the pub or anything.
Cleared up but the two affected toenails have looked like they're going to come off and the other night my 4th toe's toenail came off. Doesn't hurt or anything but it feels weird.
Big toe has a new nail growing in the bottom left corner which is pushing the old one away.
Hows your cock Sincere?
*Hole/Nub/Void/Cavity.
I can't wear contact lenses any more. I can get a lens in individually for 3-4 hours. Together, they immediately water up and my whole face goes into a reaction.
Its fine now and the surrodning areas. I didnt get any contact back from the clinic which means I didnt catch anything. It has all cleared up.
Was helping my Cousin clear out our attic and as we were almost finished his ladder (one of those folding ones) decided to try and go horizontal.
Took my right ankle and for a moment I thought it was broken. Felt like I was going to vomit and that I was going to faint.
Still in a lot of pain but I've got ice on it. Don't think there's any real damage as I can move it.
Yay, I got my lenses in for a few hours. Progress. Still have a nasty reaction on the left one but the right one's been fine. I think it's hayfever. Pollen or something must've gotten on it. I've never been bothered by it before but then we don't tend to have proper summers.
I tried contact lenses a couple of months ago and completely wimped out during the trial period, and just ended up cancelling the follow-up appointment to get them properly. I was absolutely pathetic at getting them in and out. I'm still disappointed in myself now over that actually, I should really try again. I've still got about five of the trial pairs left.
It's something you get used to. I'd love to get back into some proper hours with them. My vision's better with them and I just prefer how I look without my coke bottle glasses. One of my colleagues is looking into contact lens implants. That's exactly how it sounds.
Instead of “contact lens implants” just get laser eye surgery. I’ll send you a PM If you want, the Czech place I got it done at will do it for $900, you can get it done again for free (i probably mentioned this earlier in this thread), and they also set you up with a hotel. It’s 100% worth it
It does seem weird how that's an alternative to laser eye surgery. You're still getting your eye cut up. It's not my cup of tea.
I couldn't recommend ICL enough.
I'm a twit
I've had to come home from work with an absolute cunt of a headache. Driving was probably not wise, but I didn't wrap my car around a lamppost, somehow.
I think I've been migrained for the first time.
I have my first ear infection at an adult age, and I want to blow my brains out. Now I get why kids with it scream like they do. Can't eat or sleep properly, and need to down painkillers like they're tic-tacs.
I woke up with what I assume must be an inflamed achilles tendon. I felt nagging pain in it when going to the gym yesterday (which happens, I think I strained it once and it's always been just a tad bit sore since then), but now out of nowhere over the night the whole tendon is insanely sore and I'm actually struggling to walk. What the fuck.
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