Another nonce crawling out of the woodwork.
Another nonce crawling out of the woodwork.
Spent all day at a beer festival yesterday - well, from 2 til 7, and got absolutely hammers. Had a brilliant day though - sun was out, had some lovely beer - shout out to Age Of Aquarius, best red beer you'll ever have - and pretty much spent all day chatting rubbish with teh ladz. Our wives were there too, which changed the dynamic from the usual but was by no means a bad thing. Tiger Roll won me a few quid too, the beaut.
I thought I was doing okay, but then basically shutdown in a curryhouse at about 9:30. Practically asleep in my chair, was embarrassing. Thankfully the wife got us a taxi and we went home. Then I spewed into my own hands as soon as I got in, obviously dropping most of it on the carpet. Managed to get back outside and spewed on the driveway, then spent a good five minutes hurling chunks into my wheelie bin. Wife cleaned up my sick like a boss though, and I went to bed.
Had a black sludge beeriod this morning, that I couldn't even feel it coming out but the pure tarmac baby's first poo looking massacre that awaited me in the bowl confirmed I had indeed been pooing. I hosed the chicken tikka sick off the drive at 8am, then crawled back in bed and slept 9-12. Got KFC and it was everything I needed and more.Then my brother in law came round for a bit and his girlfriend was so hungover it actually made me feel even better.
I'm a twit
Went out on Friday after work and I still feel kinda rough today. I don't know how people do it every weekend.
Should have had an early few yesterday and went home, sort you rightly.Originally Posted by Boydy
I'm off to someone at works wedding tonight. Should be fun as long as you get sat with the right people, I might even get up for a dance.
Tomorrow though I am off to a beer festival with @Baz and some mates (if I was Baz I'd link to the thread about 'Rugby lad Tom' as he's going), which means I'll be taking it a little easy tonight, hopefully they have a beer on I like though.
I woke up today and could tell that I'll have the flu/a cold in a day or two
Then it won't be the weekend, you mong.
Ever since mo turned this into the paedophile thread it has been open season for the idiots.
It will be if it comes tomorrow.
Well, you had better be in here with Avian Swine Flu (there's a 'when pigs fly' joke here somewhere) by midnight tomorrow.
Spent the weekend in the Lakes. Beautiful part of the world.
I had a pretty fun weekend. I've realised recently that I have a bit of a problem with booze though; the venn diagram of "times I'm drunk enough to let go of my inhibitions enough to dance and enjoy being in a nightclub" and "times I get embarrassingly hammered, do really regrettable things and don't remember half of the evening" is basically a single circle. I'm pretty good at slowly accumulating pints of ale in old man pubs, but as soon as dance floors and jagerbombs are involved it all goes to shit.
Surprised, thought that was going to be more igor_balishit.
I trust all our London contingent were down to lend their support...
Do you do this 'Darkness Into Light' bollocks over there or is it just a thing here?
What is it?
https://www.darknessintolight.ie/
It's a suicide awareness thing.
National selfie day.
Never heard of it.
Just bought RAGE 2... so yeah, Monday to Friday will still be a bit too busy for the playthrough, however, during the weekend I'll shot and loot, and explode, and exterminate every single bad mf**er out there in the wasteland, the massacre will be gorgeous and I'll bath in the blood of the mutants!
If bots like him become more common, this forum might still have legs for the future.
Only his second post outside Gamezine. Though admittedly this one was about computer games...
I love this thing.
Bruv, he's dropping advice for the loved ones of suicide cases in the depression thread.
No link in this one though.
Befriend it and then use it to manage your work's twitter feed.
How are you enjoying it mate?
More karma that Baz within the week.
I’m off work til Tuesday now. Going staying in a log cabin in Bedale in Yorkshire.
I'm a twit
Gdansk this weekend 🗣️
This weekend I get to see Ellie. The star of WDYTOE. Nearly four months!
Whats good in Harrogate?
I'm a twit
I've no ball to go to this Sunday at all. It's fucking miserable anyway so I'll just drink.
If you're under sixty then not a lot.
Managed to spend three hours there without getting bored.
I'm a twit
Went to the Orlando City match Friday night, followed up with a day trip at Sea World's waterpark Aquatica (complete with protesters at the front gate) and a visit to our local lower division pro club (in what amounts to our 4th division).
Basically a club made up of random college players who want some games in between their collegiate seasons. Great time though.
Do a bit of busking?Managed to spend three hours there without getting bored.
Looking after my little mate for the week.
Boydy is doing Igor this weekend?
That'll make a good story.
Igor drinking on the pink train to pain.
@Lewis beast 😎
Yes, sweetheart?
I just wanted you to stop ignoring me.
I've just finished a 563km round trip with a raging hangover
That's 2.2165E+07 inches, Mokkers.
How many knots did you experience?
Also, you might want to put that in feet for Phonics.
5541338.58 hands.
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