Well she hasn't left me yet.
Well she hasn't left me yet.
USexB port indeed.
Sorry, talk to it gently. We don't want to reinforce negative stereotypes.
I only really use mine for setting timers, turning on the TV and asking for definitions when cheating on the crossword.
Timers are the best thing on them. And adding to/viewing the shopping list.
Imagine paying more than a quid for a virtual egg timer that you have to talk to. The things people convince themselves are good will never not boggle the mind.
Phones are like the swiss army knife of this generation.
At least when I was a kid I feel like every now and then someone would show off theirs and all the fancy little things it had on it that, for the most part, were entirely useless.
But, their main function (communication / cutting) remained entirely viable.
https://www.theguardian.com/music/20...-dating-memoir
Good choice of picture, Mobes. That'll convince 'em.
I remember reading that original piece and being surprised that Natalie Portman would ever go out with him. The dude is absolutely insane.
I actually bought the Echo maybe two weeks ago. I thought it was a wireless speaker I was buying. I had a play and it's now stashed away forever more. £90 worth of bollocks. Perhaps some find enjoyment in it but for me it's just not worked.
Portman finished the tirade against the former Techno musician with “36-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me. You don't know me, you're too old, let go it's over.”
I'm a twit
Mine turns the kettle on when I ask it. Did it via my phone on my way home yesterday. Utterly pointless really
Not an ounce of shame. If she gets a penny out of this riots are needed.
https://m.herald.ie/news/courts/td-h...-38131916.html
"In circuit court proceedings, she accused the hotel of negligence, saying the swing was "unsupervised" and there were no signs to instruct patrons how to safely use it."
It's a fucking swing, mate.
Supposed to be running a country as part of a government - can't operate a swing unsupervised.
That's almost nothing.Ms Bailey claimed she can no longer sit or stand for long periods without experiencing pain or discomfort. She also said she used to run 70km a week before the fall, but has had to reduce this to less than 20km.
Last edited by Shindig; 24-05-2019 at 06:32 PM.
70km a week? That's not far off two marathons.
Fair going for someone who can't manage sitting on a swing without assistance.
With her hands full.
Thick as mince and about to be €60,000 better off. Sometimes I think I was clueless when I wouldn't claim when my van was rear ended last year. I'd have pulled 20k minimum.
The papers had the story this morning that she ran a 10k race 3 weeks after the fall but the court papers say she couldn't run at all for 3 months. Needless to say she's now dropped the claim.
https://www.independent.ie/irish-new...-38146778.html
https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/...-38147952.html
She'd really want to be resigning at this stage.
She's just went on the radio to "give her side" and went down in flames, this is glorious
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They let him get away with cheating on his doctorate, and then look what happened.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-48443134
As if that story couldn't get any better, it turns out the town already has a statue of Ho Chi Minh because he once worked on a ferry that docked there. What the fuck is their local government up to?
The plaque reads: "Rest in peace Eric 'Eazy-E' Wright 1964-1995"
US energy department rebrands gas exports 'molecules of freedom'
Incredible.US energy officials appeared to rebrand natural gas produced in the country as "freedom gas", in a statement announcing an increase in exports.
The US Department of Energy said the expansion of a Texas facility meant more "molecules of US freedom" could be produced and exported worldwide.
I’m definitely going to Newhaven.
I'm a twit
I'm about 10 minutes drive from Newhaven at the moment and am quite tempted to go and sit on Eazy-E's bench.
Do it and post a picture in the Mugshot thread.
I've sown the seeds to go and do it tomorrow, I just need to find out where it actually is.
Denton Island, apparently.
https://www.newhaventowncouncil.gov....lled-newhaven/
I'm a twit
He'll get there and there'll be an old couple on it already. Or a queue.
Fuck it. Guys, forget what you've got planned for today. Let's have a meet. Grab your 40's - I reckon a bottle of White Lightning is our equivalent - and head on down. All day ting. Let's do it.
I mean I'm fucking miles away. Can I Skype in?
So was Sincere and no-one turned up to it. Get some dedication ffs.
I'm going for it.
If I don't return erect a memorial bench in my honour.
I'll pour my bottle of Drench on the curb in your honour.
Not one of the sharper knives in the drawer.
https://www.independent.ie/irish-new...-38173180.html
Everyone knows that you go to the vendor/manufacturer first. Amateur move.
It's a civil matter. You take it to CannaCon.
Apple have announced their new line of products which includes a 32" monitor that costs 6 grand and the stand is so sophisticated it'll set you back 1/6th of the monitor that goes on it.