When someone egged Jeremy Corbyn the other month the same lolol milkshake people were calling it domestic terrorism.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
When someone egged Jeremy Corbyn the other month the same lolol milkshake people were calling it domestic terrorism.
I didn’t even know he got egged so I’m gonna feel free to lol at prison paul.
Can only imagine how it would be getting commented on if it was done to someone like Sturgeon.
Didn't Jez get punched with an egg rather than an egg thrown at him?
He got it splatted on his head, which is an accepted form of egging somebody. He got egged.
Farage will be loving it. It wouldn't surprise me if it was staged.
I'm just catching up with this. I'd praise the man but I've just seen him. It's the Street Fighter tee that makes it.
That passed me by as well (Corbyn getting egged), but would have been just as funny.
Only John Prescott has taken it like a man so far.
Punched with an egg!
Was the last EU election Farage was in the one with the plane crash?
That fucking nutter calling David Davies a Remoaner has made my week.
How can you be that BREXIT MATE and not know who David Davies is?
David Davies (Monmouth) is different to David Davis (Haltemprice & Howden). I think the former is a leaver but I can't think of anything else about him.
Ah. Well they shouldn't both be allowed to be MP's with names that similar. Twats.
The actual best politician interacts with public skit of the week was Jess Phillips (who appeared to be feeling the strain of having not been on the telly for a few days) trying to tell one of those Muslim school protesters that he was giving the 'community' a bad name.
Liddo about to be interim PM, what a time to be alive.
I don't see how there can be any sort of caretaker manager when they are all so wrapped up with her. I also agree with that bloke who reckons letting party members choose a Prime Minister isn't on, so they need to tell her to wait around for two weeks and stitch something up.
I'm quite up for a gen-e-ral elekshun tbh. If it needs communism to break open the current shite then so be it.
Pretty sure that's the only way she's going to go, if it's triggered by her own party voting against her in a confidence vote. Even then she'd probably try to lol her way through a campaign as the unremovable leader. No matter what, she's taking the ship down with her. All souls lost.
Nigel Farage can't get off his 'Brexit Bus' because it's surrounded with people holding milkshakes
Andrea Leadsom has resigned.
It's not quite Geoffrey Howe, but I guess that's the world we now live in.
She's just refusing to see the people who want to tell her to resign. Why didn't Margaret Thatcher think of that?
You stood against her and moaned about her lack of children.Originally Posted by Angela Leadsom
The best part of this era is seeing all the people who pretended they were smart, logical people twisting themselves in knots to defend their political position.
MOCK ASSASSINATIONS.
Thank christ he isn't tasked with any sort of security detailing.
Sam Harris putting the intellectual into the INTELLECTUAL DARK WEB. I always figured the brief prominence of the professional atheist 'Four Horseman' crowd was a reaction to the [perceived] strength of the Jesus lobby during the George W. years, but it was just the precursor to that wasn't it? You could just see Christopher Hitchens being part of it, getting smashed on a Joe Rogan podcast and having a load of ironic prejudice go down like a lead balloon.
All completely true. It's still funny though.
Just voted. As always I only voted because my polling station is in the pub and I get a pint after it
I got my vote in for Nigel.
'Chin-ny! Chin-ny! Chin-ny!'
I didn't vote because I'm not a fan of wasting my time.
Ok, I am, but still. Fuck that shit.
I prefer to waste my time in the comfort of my own home.
I was already passing on the way back from work. Can Theresa trigger a no deal brexit on her own?
Not really, unless she bombs Paris or something, I guess.
War in Europe? That's crazy enough to work.
I didn’t realise Tommy Robinson is just a bloke on his own. Was weird just seeing his name at the bottom of the ballot paper.
I voted greens anyway, cos my wife asked me to. I don’t even know what I was voting for.
I'm a twit
I bloody nearly voted Tory but then saw Daniel Hannan's name as the number one candidate and thought he could do with some more free time.
Ended up spoiling.
Lib Dems here. Was a list of about 30.
Change UK:
The Independent Group
Liberal Democrats
There, it's a haiku.
I noticed that UKIP had a little 'Get Brexit done' (or something) slogan under their name on the ballot paper. Nobody else did, which seems like an oversight on their behalf.
I actually spoiled it by writing 'Change UK: The Independent Group' across a couple of the boxes, so hopefully they will spend hours campaigning for that to be counted as a vote for them, in which case they will deserve it.
A woman on Question Time claiming 1 in 3 kids in the UK live in poverty.
And why does Jo Cox need to be brought into the milkshake argument?
We shouldn't be fucking throwing milkshakes at people, that's the beginning and end of it.
Is a ridiculous measure.A child is said to be living in poverty when they are living in a family with an income below 60% of the UK's average after adjusting for family size.
EDIT: We (TTH) have had this argument before, so I know what the stats say, the definition is just wrong.
Last edited by Yevrah; 23-05-2019 at 10:37 PM.