The Starbucks coffee was worse.
The Starbucks coffee was worse.
True. I want to say there was a relatively long running series actually dedicated to stuff like this. I think it was narrated by Robert Webb (who narrated everything for a bit) and 90% of the stuff they featured was far, far more tedious than this mistake with Jaime's hand.
SHE MUST LIKE HER COFFEE BURNING HOT. AHHAHAHA...s
Indeed it was, plus Denis Norden spent what felt like 1000 years pointing out (how wrong phonics is) this kind of stuff.
I remember some shit on Channel 5 years back that was 'Top 100 Hollywood mistakes' or similar. It was a bunch of z listers making hilarious comments about the mic boom being visible for a nano second.
There's also the IMDB 'Goofs' pages that have been around since before the internet.
Of course it was just MDB back then.
"The area around King's Landing is visibly different than shown before: the capital now seems to be located on a flat, desert plateau in both wide and close-up shots, where earlier it was surrounded by rocky hills and forest."
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6027914...ref_=tt_trv_gf
You think he doesn't care about a metal hand?
The Rome Total War graphics when they stormed Casterly Rock was shitter than any 'goof'.
One of the most hilarious things about this is that apparently a bunch of people have fucking named their kids Khaleesi or Denearys or Dany (ok that one isn't so bad) and now they are all disappointed that she didn't turn out to be a heroine after all
I always hated her. She didn't do anything heroic that wasn't entirely for her own selfish benefit in the entire series.
She's always clearly had a screw loose.
Lol.
Half the point of the entire fucking series is that everyone is a bastard, why would you start ripping your dick off in anger when one arsehole character does the things they've always said they were going to do.
Some proper loonies in there but I do quite like "How do you people feed yourselves."
Lol at that seethe from Phonics on the previous page. Idiot.
I don't think I've ever met someone as consistently wrong in all walks of life.
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-e...-a8915871.html
More than 275,000 have signed a petition demanding season 8 be remade. Fucking hell.
Having just watched the final episode, those numbers are going to skyrocket.
That was genuinely pathetic. I don't think they could have done worse if they were trying to tank it.
We had a citywide block party today and I slept through the whole thing. I read the spoilers a couple days ago though. Lit.
Yeah, that's up there with the worst finales of all time. I can't imagine they could've made it much worse if they'd tried.
Well what a load of old meh that was.
They may as well have just had one of the actors read a list of "And then Jon kills Dany and goes to the Wall, Bran's King, Arya fucks off in a boat", etc. So deeply unsatisfying.
I think my favourite lol moment is that the Iron Throne didn't get destroyed as any kind of big character decision or whatever, it's because a lizard had a tantrum.
EDIT:
Fuck off.The fact that it was Drogon who destroyed [the Iron Throne] also means a lot. In the moments after Dany's death, the dragon could have killed Jon, but he didn't because he placed no blame on Jon for what happened. The blame lay with the poisonous influence of the Iron Throne and what it represented. His retribution took aim at what really killed his mother.
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I prefer this interpretation:
Thought that might land badly in here.
Was all fine up until the immediate aftermath of the regicide. I could take the slightly OTT Drogon meltdown, but everything after that was meh as fuck.
The end cabinet being all of the Game of Thrones mates was hilarious. Why is a sword for hire with no education at all the Master of Coin? I mean, can he even count to 10?
I mean, it's understandable - he's ended up with a major house granted to him right - and the small council is all the bigwig house heads?
The issue I more have is that in the anarchy of it all not one fucker has decided to capitalise and it all hinged on one speech from a manacled Tyrion (invited no less), representing the house deposed just weeks beforehand
Council positions would be a sign of influence, giving jobs to the most qualified candidates is not really how feudalism works.
"Bran the Broken"? Fuck off. /
What a load of old shit.
Gets outed by his sister as a soft cock as well. Does just assume, love.
It was quite good until Daenerys died and then it turned into an absolute crock of shit.
The 'small council' scene with Bronn and Davos trying to out-banter each other was up there with the worst that GoT has produced. Cringeworthy. We also spent eight seasons building up to who would finally be on the iron throne and the fucking dragons melts it.
90% of season eight has been a poorly written, rushed mess. If I ever re-watch it, I'll be stopping after season seven. Oh, and Bran. Fucking Bran.
If they stopped putting those red rings round them I reckon far less people would notice.
People say the writers are idiots but writing an episode that relies on Dinklage to carry the entire finale on his back is the best idea they've had all season.
They're absolutely awful at dialogue though. I thought it was fine in general.
The more I think about it, the more I'm raging.
Where did Bran warg to during the battle with the dead?
Did Jon's parentage actually have any relevance?
The best bit is looking back over the fan theories:
Jon Snow is Azor Ahai
The Waif actually killed Arya and is just wearing her face
What did the white horse mean? Arya's already dead.
Bran is the night king.
We can only wish the writers were that creative.
What an absolute puddle of hangover shite that was. Fuck off. Awful.
Why is everyone getting pissed about a water bottle when one of those guys appears to be sporting a padded Barbour jacket/smock of some sort?
And is that a sombrero on his back (ah, it's the chair, disappoint)?
Horse shit.
Also, they couldn't have hired a bigger look cunt than the guy who played Robin/Robert Arryn.
It's the same person that played him as a kid suckling on his mother's tit.
Well he's turned out perfectly for the character.
Also.
That's a mighty fine book you got there, what is it...
A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE, WINK WINK
Ugh.
Just watched it. Utterly awful. What a shame.
The only thing I'm happy about in this episode is Jon and Ghost reuniting.
As for the rest, if this series was trying to be Lord of the Rings from the get go, it would have been as good an ending as any, I suppose. But that wasn't the kind of story or show it ever was, so yeah.
Lol at Bran. "Wah wah I don't care about anything I'm a robot!! SYKE jus kidding, I wanna be boss now innit. I well knew this was gunna happen as well cuz it was I wot dun it with my wicked clever masterplanning lol"
It's even harder to take when you remember just how good it was-