Is that code for sticking sticking your tongue in an arsehole?
Is that code for sticking sticking your tongue in an arsehole?
How much was it? Where did you do to dive? What diving exercises did you carry out?
He kicked her tyres before he set off.
Euphemism or wrong thread?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...Scuba%20Diving
The Act of a man placing one testicle over each nostril of a girl. Then after each testicle is securely in place, placing their cock firmly in her mouth. thus completing the scuba dive.
Spikey's, he wanted a kebab.
Despite all my other perversions I really do not get the appeal of any sort of ball play. Too sensitive.
Me and my work pal agreed, which surprised two female colleagues as they said they'd always received positive feedback. Is it us two being vanilla losers, or have the lads who've shagged my female colleagues just been polite?
Yeah I'm in agreement. Anyone fondling my balls just feels at best uncomfortable and at worst painful. A girl tried sucking on them once and it was fucking agonising.
With small, almost child-like hands.
Why's Mahow there?
Not deformed.
The time's rife for Hammer to come back and tell us how a housewife strangled his knackers.
Hammer must be up as far as the parties where they drill down your japs and cheese grate your arse cheeks at this stage. Assuming he wanted to move up from bondage and kids.
Going round to my house tonight to find out just how big a cunt my ex wife really is.
She's a manipulative, narcasistic, self absorbed whore.
What do you mean you're going round? Like going to watch to see who this new fella is or something?
I'm a twit
wtf is scuba diving? oral?
Somebody get the van before he does something stupid.
You two need to keep up. Letting the board down.
20 years lads. See you on the other side.
Don't do anything retarded.
Yeah, somebody get Waffles on the case.
I’ve already messaged him.
Sounds like she's taken him back.
Didn't follow my advice, the cunt.
Can't have this place ending up on bbc news ffs.
He’s not dead. Yet anyway.
Pity the DC who will have to read the whole of this forum for evidence.
No we just had a chat. The aim was to advise and highlight just how selfish a cunt she is. I was shocked at how little she'd considered, telling herself half truths and blatant falsifications of reality to help justify her actions.
So nothing was really achieved but I am fully prepared now to be hurt many times over, and not be taken by surprise. The question is around my daughter. The one thing I thought was in safe hands.
I will explain more tomorrow.
And I did out of courtesy and respect ask her not to have anyone back to our mutual family home. She agreed, not sure if it'll be upheld. Still to decide on what furniture goes where, I don't want to have to factor whether or not its had another man's Penis on it.
Lol, I didn’t mean that. It didn’t even ring on my end just said ‘connecting’. Glad I won’t need to go to a funeral though.
Ok you can ignore my PM then Magic
Nae doubt. Be some after party though.
I meant ignoring it not the context.