Someone I work with has been with her boyfriend for 5 years and the one time he put his finger up there it got absolutely covered in shit, lol.
Someone I work with has been with her boyfriend for 5 years and the one time he put his finger up there it got absolutely covered in shit, lol.
At least he didn't go in tongue first.
Is rimming that weird? Does anyone else do it?
I'd post a poll but i don't know how to.
You ever licked arsehole, Mahow?
Its just a spastic trend that Americans all convince each other they're doing, yeah?
...maybe? Doing "butt stuff" was and continues to be very in vogue...we have a much larger African-American and Latino population, maybe it's stemming from those cultural influences?
See articles like this, from when I was in undergrad:
https://totalfratmove.com/how-to-act...s-perspective/
https://totalfratmove.com/why-the-bu...-needs-to-end/
"Anyone with a pulse knows that this year, more than any other, was a watershed year for eating booty."
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It reads like a desperate attempt to sell me a used car.
totalfratmove dot com
This is the mert we know and love.
It's probably a by-product of the porn we consume. Even so, I always had rimming down as a specifically gay practice. There's going to be a lad on the board within 5 years telling us the virtues of choking someone out.
I don't necessarily have a problem with it, but doing it to a one night stand is wrong'un territory.
As in all cases it depends on the lass in question.
Have zero interest in doing it or having it done.
Really a new spin on the "All Shit" part of the thread title
Calling all married men. Did you ever dream of your wedding day when you were younger?
Nope. Not at all.
Why? Women seem to do it all the time.
Because he's a man.
Brides like the occasion, grooms dread it.
Weddings are as good as it gets for women. If you go to enough weddings you'll quickly work out that all the women there (not just the bride and close relations) are like pigs in shit, and all the men have basically been dragged there by the women.
Aye, when my sis had hers, you'd get plenty women chipping in with 'how to do it'. I guess after that, the only other thing women bask in is childbirth.
Married by force then. Say no more.
Weddings are great. I've definitely daydreamed about how I'd like mine done.
Going to weddings is a laugh as long as you know 3 or more seperate people.
Collecting the ring tomorrow.
I didn't "dream" of my wedding, but I look forward to it. From previous discussions we are pretty on the same page about what we'd want. Mostly I don't want anyone stuck there for 11,000 hours cooing over us, eating extremely average food and pretending it's the best thing ever when really they wanted to go home a quarter of a day ago and watch Love Island.
Who from TTH is attending?
I ask becuase one of my friends who is recently married, is misreable as can be. I told him, its becuase it was never part of your dream. It was her dream and you deceded to jump into it with her.
I have no doubt I want to marry her.
Good.
But do you dream of it?
He only dreams of knives and a cure for migraines.
In a way knives are a cure for migraines.
It's not a cure, it's a placebo.
I'm going to a wedding in a few hours. Hanging like a bat and I can't find my tie either.
Missus is in the middle of chemo and her mind has melted. Im at my place for a week because interpretations that didnt go my way.
Jesus lad sending strength.
Frig. Hope you guys both get through it.
That must be about as difficult as it gets. Stay strong.
It was all going swell untill she was prescribed 25 radiation sessions which is 5 more than the norm.
For some reason this has tipped her to glass half empty and im on the ropes absorbing the emotional adjustment. We will be fine in the long term but this week has been the hardest of my life. Im as easy going as it gets but nothing i do escapes this new perspective.
Im sorry to bring it here but there is no where else to turn to on a saturday night.