I'm calling out homophobic dog whistling son that's what I am.Originally Posted by Boydy
I'm calling out homophobic dog whistling son that's what I am.
If it's good enough for Al it's good enough for you.
27 votes so far.
I'm a twit
This final shows how much the board has changed. We used to be all about lesbian roommates and banana costumes. Now it is all about watching cricket while sipping a 'brew'.
It'll be worth it when we progress to the midlife crisis stage together, though.
Lewis vs. Giggles
Jimmy Floyd vs. Ian
All nice lads tho
This is true. Maybe we should all go out of our way to do stupid shit for the good of the board.
I've got a housemate that claims he's hacked into another housemate's WhatsApp and read through our group chat. That's been a bit of a saga, but it's effort to write out.
I might try shit the bed again.
I shat myself at work a couple months ago. Came out of it alive, but fuck me it was close.
Was it a full blown couldn't hold it long enough to get to the jacks or was it a shart?
More info please. Did you properly fill your pants or what? Did your colleagues realise?
Isn't this just the car thread already?
Even I'm not boring enough for the car thread so I dunno.
The car thread has taught me that Volvo's are somehow cool. Middle-age confirmed.
We've grown old together.
I've managed a few hangover/gastroenteritis sharts in my time but I've never done a big log in my pants cus I physically couldn't wait for the toilet.
It must be psychological because every single time I've been walking home and suddenly realised I've needed to shit, it's always ended up incredibly close to disaster, generally turtle heading quite aggressively as I'm frantically pulling my pants down, but times i've basically had no choice but to wait hours like motorway traffic jams I've been fine.
Volvo make some seriously cool stuff. They have always had it in them, but now it seems to be in everything.
The winner of the best tournament in the history of the new board is being announced in a few days and you’re all talking about shitting your pants and Volvos.
I'm a twit
It better not be Ian
Giggles and Ian are the best on the board right now. Lewis and Jimmy, the Old Guard, are still top quality, but the kids are showing them up these days.
The kids
I've never really come close to shitting myself other than that episode I posted about the other month. That was unreal, once the seal was broken it felt like my entire bowel emptied into my pants; it just kept coming til there was nothing left, no control whatsoever. I've never felt anything like it even on the toilet. My sphincter completely gave up.
I don't even remember doing it.
I love you like one of my own. If you ever need your arse wiping or a stern telling off, drop me a PM.The kids
Both simultaneously is tempting.
I've never shat myself either. I've had sickness and diarrhoea that has met with close calls, but I've always made it.
When I was a First Aider at my old work I had to deal with a Security Guard having a Heart Attack, and I thought that was enough to convince me to not renew my qualification, but I also got called round to help a woman that couldn't get off the toilet because her arse had become a Bisto advert. That was worse, in all honesty. The look I got when I told the court manager that a First Aid course doesn't enable me to deal with highly infectious sickness bugs was amusing, mind.
I'm on a general surgery job at the moment; some of the sights (and smells) Jesus wept, I ain't cut out for that shit (arf).
Voting for the final
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!
Come on, lads. 59 of you could still vote. Imagine how good it would be if you all did.
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PM or reply to the thread; so long as you vote I don't care where. You can even send it on Snapchat to baz9torres if you wish. Just vote!
We're on 30. Let's get at least 40 before the deadline tomorrow.
I'm a twit
Im an anonymous coward.
I'm in favour of no more votes if only to render the margin of my defeat slightly less crushing.
Shame the main event of this tournament is such a badly booked face vs face mutual respect love-in.
Well I'm not cut out for a devastating heel turn so Jimmy's gonna have to get working on his.
I'm still working away trying to get you implicated in the Crewe boy touching scandal, but I'll need a few vote switches now.
I mean that's not the most epic heel turn I've ever seen but it's a start.
Lew
Ian
Giggles
Jimmy Floyd
Can we do 'TTH Who would you do?' after this one?
Please tell me that has nothing to do with sex?
We should have some type of TTH Podcast running by now. Slacking lads.
You're such a prude. I bet Igor and Magic could show you a whole new world.
Lewis
Floyd
They probably could. But I have very little interested in exploring or experiment new things.
Thought I voted for the semis. How is Lewis biding it out for a third place finish hahahahaha. Shambles.
Votes.
More plz
I'm a twit
Less than an hour to go.
I'm a twit
I suspect Jimmy has won by a landslide, but then again I expected Hillary and Remain to easily win.
Floyd is 'Hillary' and Remain. True.
By my calculations that makes you 'Bernie'.
"They" say things come in threes. Come on Donald Welby
Mon then @Baz, let's see what the damage is.
The numbers suggests that Ian has absolutely destroyed everything in his path.
Baz to be put into a handicap match against Ian, Lewis, Giggles and Jimmy for shits and giggles.
My margins of victory have been less than Jimmy or Lewis' were on the other side of the bracket.
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