No she's definitely a pig.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
No she's definitely a pig.
The great thing about the show is that the names hint at what they are.
Peppa is indeed a pig. She's pink and everything.
She's a little cow. A bitch too, while we're at it.
Alright, Piers.
If you're going to insist on being pedantic because you love Peppa so much at least talk about Danny's mum when correcting me on the 'bitch' bit, Mert.
Mummy dog is a saint, you cunt.
Dogs can't be saints, silly.
Saint Bernard.
Well you've got me there.
Beethoven.
He did dribble alot, so you've got this one right.
The Brexit Minister voting against the government motion he'd just led the debate in favour of is some next level farce.
Astonishing that this government is still in office.
Is it? When you look around the commons and see what's on the other side ... is it?
Only if you mean that Tory scum are united in terror at the prospect.
Do you think Labour have been particularly helpful in this shitstorm? The lot of them, Labour included, are a disgrace.
Spikey having a picture of Mahow as an avatar is properly throwing me off.
This must be some wedge of cash to be able to get the DUP to sell out.
For a party leader Marylou McDonald shouldn't be let near Twitter, or out in public for that matter.
What was the intent of that banner? England have nothing to do with Ireland outside of EU business do they? Or was it a declaration of ownership of Northern Ireland?
Mental timing if so. Brexit, if it goes ahead, is going to put some serious strain on 'peace'. Party leaders chipping in - I'm aware that the DUP have been larging it up too lately - is really not going to help.
Is there a hope in hell of knee capping and bombings not kicking back off if there's a No Deal Brexit?
Knee-cappings never stopped.
Wasn't it just thicko Americans using England/Britain interchangeably?
Can't we just fly Boyd out and level the gaff? You guys only want the place because we have it, and we only want it because you want it. We're 2 kids fighting over a used condom.
It should really be a dual national zone, where you can swear fealty to the Queen if you want or to the shamrock if you want, or both.
Let's not dig into the impracticalities of the above statement as I reckon I've just solved the whole problem and don't want to hear otherwise.
Split it in two. It worked fine with India and Israel.
It's a bit less but mainly it just doesn't get reported in the news much any more.
The reality is that nobody wants it. It's hugely unstable and a massive money drain, the petty fuckers couldn't even stop bickering enough to form a government for years.
Historical reasons still dictate that both countries must give the impression they want it but thankfully that's changing. If there was a referendum here tomorrow (actual Ireland) it probably wouldn't pass. That's a big step from where it would have been two decades ago.
Sinn Fein's entire raison d'etre is Irish unification.
Knee-cappingsare mainly used by paramilitaries to keep people in line on their own side. So drug dealers (who don't pay their taxes to them) and 'anti-social behvaiour' offenders or whatever get it. It was never something done against the other side. And the paramilitaries still exist, they're just organised crime gangs now, essentially.
You kind of can already, no? You can have either passport or both if you want.
Giggles is probably right, though. It might well kick off again, Brexit or no. We haven't had a government for over two years now and even when he had one fuck all was getting done anyway.
Hard border and it definitely kicks off, though SF would love this to happen even if they won't say it as it would be a reason they could push for a border vote (which would only kick things off from the loyalist side regardless).
No Brexit is the best scenario as regards things kicking back off but it's always bubbling and I wouldn't be surprised to see things escalate regardless.
He's a fucking cretin, but he's not wrong on the leadership bit. The less seats that shower ever win here the better.
Why can't we all just be mates?
We don't do too badly really if you discount NI completely.
Brexit naturally put a bit of a strain on things but in general relations have never been better.
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On the subject of things possibly kicking off, this will not go down well at all - https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/n...-37915221.html
Nice heel turn from Mr Speaker here. I hope he knows what he's doing.
Does he have any authority or is it an opinion?
He's the biggest lout of the lot, he'd just nut anyone who disagrees with him.
Yea, he should have let them keep re-running the same vote until they get the result they want.
Good on him. Although May will just blag some bullshit amendments to 'The Deal'.
Yeah he's the problem here.
It's gonna fucking happen, isn't it?
Her not even knowing whether she wants a short or a long delay is hilarious/pathetic (delete as appropriate). The Dream lives on.
This is insanity.
She'd genocide the lot of us before giving up on this shit.