I'm terrible at bowling, so I tend to wow people by being equally good with my left and right hand, and switching between them in the same go. The Koreans thought I was some sort of wizard for this even though they all beat me by 50 points.
I'm terrible at bowling, so I tend to wow people by being equally good with my left and right hand, and switching between them in the same go. The Koreans thought I was some sort of wizard for this even though they all beat me by 50 points.
Below 80? Just swallow your pride and put the barriers up mate.
One of the last times I went bowling I was about 14 years old, and pretty much all of my similarly aged school mates had the bumpers up. I thought it was some sort of wind up or something. And no, it wasn't a school for developmentally challenged kids or anything.
I'm shocking at bowling so I launch the ball as fast as I possibly can at the pins.
When it actually connects with some pins
165 PB here.
Never tried it. The shoes always put me off.
Tying those laces is just showing off.
Yes of course it's that.
Can someone else mention the shoes for me? I'll PM the details if needed. Cheers.
I didn't have to wear fancy shoes at that one.
I don't think any bowling alley these days make you wear bowling shoes.
Ever since Giggles revealed he's a filthy 48 year old van driver his posts make so much more sense.
The last time I went bowling was at a hotel in Poland that we were staying at.
The holes in the bowling balls were too small for my sausage fingers
Steady on, Geoff Capes.
Without going into the details of how I found out, I discovered on Saturday that two of my married friends have profiles on Ashley Madison. One has a long history of cheating and the way he and his missus go about I suspect they're swingers anyway. Potentially with the other friend and his wife, considering they have a hot tub (sorry, but hot tubs are seedy).
So this is one of those things I can't tell anyone what I know because of how I found it out. This is why I'm telling judgement-free TTH.
You've got to tell us how you found out now.
Hot tubs really are seedy.
Hotels with hot tubs must have so much jizz circulating in them.
Obviously he's got a Madison account.
Reminds me of this hotel I stayed in when in Buffalo:
Humbly self-referred to as the most beautiful hotel in the world.
Jesus, didn't realize that a fair few of you have actually met.
Glad I'm not alone on the hot tub issue.
Now in an equally seedy admission, I signed up to Ashley Madison as my wife as a sort of social experiment. I didn't use her picture, just one that vaguely fit her description. Made her a bit older too. I was just curious to see what sort of attention women get on these things (quite a lot, as it goes). That is how I discovered the two friends on there. One was stupid enough to use his nickname (an extension of his surname) and the other tried to use a blurred out photo, but it was blatantly obvious it was him.
I've deleted the account now. Curiosity not only killed but dismembered and disfigured afterwards as well.
So were your two friends hitting on your wife?
He's one step away from dressing up as a woman and tricking his best friend in to fucking him blindfolded with the lights off.
This thread (both versions) has easily been the most consistently funny out of the lot.
Ah, the gold that's been posted on TTH in the name of social experiments.
Brilliant. That's exactly the kind of demented thing I'd do, Mo. When I set up an okcupid account a few years ago it took me about 5 minutes to change the search settings to 'men looking for women' in the same age range and location as me to see if I could find any mates on there. When I did find a friend I immediately felt really embarrassed and guilty and regretted doing it.
Haha, good to know I'm not the only nutter to do this sort of thing.
@GS - it has ended, no-one is the wiser. Thankfully said friends did not try and hit on the profile I'd made. Nothing there to identify that it could have been my wife.
Some girl has asked me to the school dance. #winning
Went to the fet club again yesterday with a lass I've been chatting to for the last couple of weeks. We spent 3 hours with her being the 'domme' and me doing whatever she wanted (within agreed limits). Was fun, though I was fucking drained afterwards. Went to bed last night at about half 9 and slept for 12 hours. We're planning on meeting up again in the next couple of weeks.
I've also got a date with a lass from work tomorrow. She's really lovely so I'm hopeful about that. Obviously the above lady will have to get knocked on the head if it progresses, but I've told her that yesterday and she was fine with it, as we both know it's just a bit of fun and nothing serious.
Only question is, if things go well with the lass from work (who I genuinely like and want something with) when/whether to tell her about all that other stuff. I'd like to tell her that I'm interested in it, but in honesty it's not an essential part of me or anything - it's just fun - so I can live without it. I'd probably tell her once we know each other quite well, but be chill about it.
So, anyway, I was down the fetish club last week . . .
/playingitcool
I was thinking if things go well and the subject of BDSM ever comes up, I'll mention that I've explored it a fair bit and just take it from there. The main thing is to not feel ashamed of it, which I'm not. If I act like it's something terrible that I'm hugely ashamed of then that feeling is likely to get projected onto her. If I just say it normally and invite any questions, then I imagine it'd be alright even if she wasn't interested in it herself. I imagined my friends might freak out a bit over it but most have either (a) been curious and full of questions, or (b) not given a shit. Either way, it's not been seen as a big deal at all by anyone.
I can't ever tell if your serious if it's just one of those I can say/do anything on the internet sort of thing. Nevertheless, credit to yourself for being open to liking something like that, don't understand it all personally but each to there own.
Nah I am serious.
I find it best to be open as any stigma with it is a bad thing, and the best way of tackling that is just talking about it normally, as far as I see. I went through about ten years of denial before I even acknowledged I wanted to explore it, so I figure just chatting openly is good in case anyone else is in the same boat. I think it was my own ego that caused it but I imagined people being freaked out and it affecting relationships and stuff, but people so far just don't care enough for it to bother them. All I've had is a few questions about it, although I've only told a handful of close friends so far (and you lot) - I'm not really bothered about bringing it up out of the blue with people to make a point or anything like. With a proper romantic relationship it might be a bit of an issue though, I dunno.
If you don't mind me asking what kind of thing takes place during 3 hours of domination in a night club?
Eek.
I'll PM you later if you want.
No, that's ok, your reaction confirms enough.
Just came back from a 4 day vacation in Florida.
The girlfriend needs to go get her dog from day care and some food for us. So I call a breakfast place and order carry out food. She gets mad that I don't know her number, and use mine ( she's the one picking it up). Then also she got me one of those keurig coffee makers for my birthday. She asks if I can make her hot chocolate for breakfast and I say "yes I can" this is when she gets even more pissed off because I didn't sound enthusiastic about making her hot chocolate...
She then stomps out of the apartment with her last words being " do whatever you like"
So I'm here contemplating if I should even bother making hot chocolate.
It sounds like 'hot chocolate for breakfast' meant something else.