Dive.
Tottenham vs. Arsenal (02/03)
El Clasico Mate (02/03)
Merseyside derby (03/03)
Milan derby (17/03)
Some random game John Arne will post about (??/??)
That Mitchell & Webb video must be over a decade old, Webly, you arse.
Some other derby nobody cares about
Dive.
That's not a penalty but Fred has been a mess.
This. Why are you even giving him the opportunity to go down there?Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
That's a bullshit decision, but it would be interesting to know if VAR would overturn it. There is fractional contact, after all.
He had a decent game today and is a central midfielder.
Clipping leg stump I think. You can stay with your on field decision Marais, you're on screen now.
How is this working in countries where they have it already?
He's killed so many attacks as well by just running into a defender. He's utterly hopeless.
I judge a book by its cover. He isn't good enough.
Not even being able to beat Arsenal will set Ole Gunnar Binman's job application back about three months.
By its tyres, you mean.
I think Fred has been alright. Marcus Rashford has killed more attacks than anyone, and the less said about his mate the better.
At least I'm consistent with my beliefs.
Solksjaer out?
Yeah, it's a bit of a worry if they start cooling off on him.
What the fuck is wrong with fans at the moment though?
Frustrating game but Lukaku failed to take any chances which cost us. Move on.
That Xhaka goal was karma for last year.
Rashford had a couple of moments though (the pass to Lukaku).
Probably all still pissed from midweek.
How do Arsenal not have another domestic game until April? How do you end up playing 27 games a week in December/January and now have 3 weeks off?
The Cup and an International break.
I like the March international break. One of the signs that winter is about to fuck off to the dustbin of history where it belongs (the Masters is the victory parade).
Not sure that March means anything anymore weather-wise, it's snowing in California atm.
Regardless of the weather, the return of daylight in the mornings and evenings is the herald of better things to come.
It's been like living in a constant hurricane here since Saturday.
Trees down, branches everywhere. 'Sake.
We had rain, snow, hail, gale force winds, complete stillness, and very pleasantly warm sunshine over the course of about four hours yesterday.
I'm about to mow the lawn between hailstorms, other than that is lovely today.
https://www.bbc.com/weather/3494242
Pretty shit here too.
After letting you in it, more like Puta Cunta.
Didn't know you moved to Florida bub
Zidane back to Madrid
Well he needs something to do until Ole decides to give up the United job, I suppose.
If you're Zidane why the fuck would you do that
I thought he'd (very sensibly) said 'not yet'.
An astronomical amount of money, probably.
I suppose it can't get much worse for Real, so Zidane doesn't have THAT much to lose going there anymore. And no pressure to achieve anything until next season really.
It's worked out quite nicely for him. Whether or not he actually knew the team needed breaking up last year, they will be chucking loads of money around this summer so happy days.
BTW Ramos seems to be Reals 3rd best scorer this year with 11 goals
Gotta say that doesn't inspire confidence. Really needed to pick up points yesterday.
We'll drop 6 more points for Arselol and give Ole the job after that.
You can put us down for goalless draws against West Ham, Burnley and Watford.
We'll draw Watford, outright lose to Wolves, beat West Ham, draw at Goodison, draw City at home, beat Chelsea to keep us mathematically in it when all hope will be lost, only to win our remaining fixtures and come up a point short.
Everton, Watford and Leicester away are all losses so you'll be fine.
Arsenal managing to turn a win yesterday into a seethe about Jesse Lingard suggests a complete collapse is imminent.
Meanwhile, the race for the bottom:
Newcastle: Bournemouth (a), Arsenal (a), Crystal Palace (h), Leicester (a), Southampton (h), Brighton (a), Liverpool (h), Fulham (a)
Southampton: Watford (a) Brighton (a), Liverpool (h), Wolves (h), Newcastle (a), Bournemouth (h), West Ham (a), Huddersfield (h)
Burnley: Leicester (h), Wolves (h), Bournemouth (a), Cardiff (h), Chelsea (a), Man City (h), Everton (a), Arsenal (h)
Cardiff: Brighton (a), Chelsea (h), Man City (a), Burnley (a), Liverpool (h), Fulham (a), Crystal Palace (h), Man Utd (a)
I'll not add Brighton the mix because I think Cardiff's run-in is glorious.
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how in the fuck do u take corners here
Please say that's Spurs' new ground.
It looks like it.
It is.
There's a fair bit of foreshortening or whatever it is called in that image though.
Or, you know, you just make the pitch a bit smaller.
It's not like anyone takes a corner from within the quadrant anyway.
I'm not gonna lie I didn't give it much thought beyond "lol what the fuck why do you BUILD a stadium like this" but i guess you could just make the pitch smaller but then why do it like that to begin with idk
i have many questions that don't necessarily need answers
You can't make the pitch smaller. All pitches must be standard size unless the stadium was built per-standardization.
Not gonna act like I knew that I just assumed you could from when they used to ask me in Football Manager what size I wanted the pitch for each season lmfao
Sorry.
Edit: Though I thought it had to be within certain dimensions I just assumed they had room to shrink lol
There's definitely bigger and smaller pitches in the Premier League.
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