That doesn't seem quite harsh enough if anything.
That doesn't seem quite harsh enough if anything.
Well that was a fairly fun evening but I am in no rush to repeat it. The closest it got to anything even approaching romantic or sexual was her matter of factly stating that I looked better than my tinder photos. I obviously hadn't applied enough deodorant yesterday either cus I fucking STINK.
She gave me a rollie and some corner shop instant noodles this morning though so it wasn't all bad.
Remember that girl who came to the date and she had the bald tyres on her car.
She now has new tyres and a new car to match. Its a Fiat 500 Abrath and it is scorching. Sky blue in colour. The car is really nice, but I can't say the same about her. She is too push-up and im not going back down that route. First impressions mean everything and I firmly believe in judging a book by its cover.
Pepe will take her.
Me and the missus viewed a couple of houses on Saturday, think we've settled on one and putting down the deposit within the week.
Man's growing up.
Sky blue is my favorite color too.
That sky blue the standard 500 comes in is the best colour.
Same color, isn't it? In any case, I agree.
Apparently you can get some gold rims too. If I was going to buy a new one, I'd be all over that. Maybe. The gray ones are nice too.
I can't believe it took that long for someone to say that.
I wish I hadn't voted already.
Have just driven past a light blue Fiat 500. Straight away thought of this bizarre conversation.
Bizarre
If you're done with her slip her a TTH business card and tell her to shoot me a pm.
I didnt even start with her. Just two dinner and breakfast dates. She contacted me over the weekend for another meet and she pulled up in the 500. Beisdes the 500, everything else is awful about her.
We move on.
Leave the card on her windshield.
What happened to those TTH Business cards? I seem to remember Lofty vomiting on a rollercoaster being one of them.
What happened to Lofty?
Death by cumulative STIs
Tragic rollercoaster accident.
Choked on Benny's chorizo.
What a way to go.
Facebook tells me he's married. His wife looks nice, and surprisingly normal.
Someone send a rescue team his way. Somethings up with that.
See what you make of this.
About a year ago, my wife went off the pill. Since then, we haven't been actively "trying" for her to get pregnant, but just decided that if it happens, it happens. And if it didn't happen "naturally" after a certain period of time, we'd start checking dates, fertility windows, etc. A couple of nights ago, I had a bizarre, and slightly unsettling dream that she gave birth to a stillborn baby on the anniversary of my dad's death in mid-November.
Today, she's taken a pregnancy test and she's pregnant, and we calculate the due date to be mid-November.
Now, I had no idea that there was any real chance she was pregnant, but so the dream is either a really odd coincidence or on some subconscious level, perhaps I suspected it. Either way, the news is fairly surprising, and I'm still in shock (I only found out about 2 hours ago, about 5 minutes before left to get on a train).
Oh, I haven't told her about the dream.
You don't believe that bullshit though, do you?
Either way, congratulations.
I certainly don't think there's anything mystical or supernatural about the dream, no.
Congratulations! You're never going to sleep again. Eat a hot meal again. Or do anything in less than 7 times the time it took before. But, you will increase your night time TTHing 10 fold.
Nice one.
Congratulations.
Well in lad!
It's carried me and Baz this far.
Happy days . Best wishes to you and your family. Dont mention the dream to her or anyone else. It will not help in anyway.
Congrats SVN 👍
Spikey put it quite right up there, but even with all that it’s pretty great.
Congratulations SvN and commiserations at the same time as you're a witch.
Good job. We need more parenting stories to balance out Magic's divorce going to court.
Not that I have any experiaince, but it sounds like hard fucking work being a parent. Giving up 99% of your free time to some life sucking baby and wife. Sounds great
You'll have to get a cot in the office.
I'm a twit
I wouldn't worry about divulging the dream, just don't tell her you've already announced it to the internet.
Congratulations etc
Years ago I would’ve said I was far too selfish to have a child (and I was likely right). So you’re either experiencing that (and eventually you’ll meet someone you want to have a child with and see the benefits of giving up that free time) or, you won’t. Which is probably better for the world (due to overpopulation, rather than removing your genes from the pool).
Congrats though SvN, it’s daunting but I found myself really excited to meet my daughter when she was born, and I bloody love having two of them now (well, ones only 3 weeks old so is fairly easy to deal with). 2 year old can be hard work but everything she does is obviously the best thing ever that no child has ever done before, and she makes me laugh a lot. People tend to focus on the negative too much.
'It's different when they're yours' is basically the way it goes. It also means not many people are going to care about what yours are doing.
I hate every single child in the world, except my one.
Even her mates (the children my mates’ wives have had) are pricks.
No offence, like, but yes I hate all your children.
I'm a twit