I've had a night out in Solihull before. If that's posh then I'm His Excellency the God-Emperor, Lord of Land and Sea.
vs. Leicester (a) - Premier League, 3rd of February
vs. Fulham (a) - Premier League, 9th of February
vs. PSG (h) - Champions League, 12th of February
vs. Chelsea (a) - FA Cup, 18th of February
vs. Liverpool (h) - Premier League, 24th of February
vs. Crystal Palace (a) - Premier League, 27th of February
After February
NEVER
I've had a night out in Solihull before. If that's posh then I'm His Excellency the God-Emperor, Lord of Land and Sea.
I was also in Solihull during that same period. My parents were buying toilets.
Llamas in basements, banter with mates down the pub about dead footballers and now wild nights out in Solihull. I don't feel like I know Jim anymore.
Playing with fire here using Smalling and Jones.
Great hit but the keeper shouldn't be letting that in.
That was fucking class by Martial.
I didn't know Fulham were this bad.
That 'Ice cold. Black gloves' lad will be having a fit.
Fulham's director of football is called 'Tony Khan' and combines his job with a similar role in pretzelball and running his own wrestling company, so yeah.
I would bring the Michael Jackson statue back for the relegation run-in.
We have a habit of tackling by simply dangling a limp leg at the football and hoping that's enough to win it back. Odoi is fucking woeful and has been all season, yet STILL gets a game, and he's so petrified at making a challenge he is happy to simply back pedal constantly and allow any opposition winger to get to the edge of the penalty area.
I've obviously seen a lot less of him than you, but in every Fulham game I've seen this year Odoi has stood out as not even being a Championship player. He's clearly just got to a certain level in Belgium, had a half decent agent and here he somehow is. He did it again just then, just disppearing backwards and letting Martial into easy shooting position.
As soon as we're on the back foot, Odoi really is awful. The only reason he could keep a first team spot down last season was because we'd dominate games and his confidence passing and keeping the ball at the back was important to how Jokanovic set us up and how we played. He'll have cult hero status at Fulham because of his header in the play-off semis, but he shouldn't be anywhere near the matchday squad.
Every game he's good for a costly mistake, but we really don't have a replacement for right-back. And that's where Tony Khan comes in. Our other right back options are Fosu-Mensah (on loan from United, but still fairly shit, no positioning sense whatsoever), or Cyrus fucking Christie (injured today, and also rubbish, but has a little more skill going forwards). We do not have a defence fit to stay in the league.
The whole approach has been weird. They went up last season thanks to an expansive approach in which they would basically score so many goals that it nullified the defensive weakness. The logical approach to that in the PL would have been to keep the attacking approach and supplement with a couple of better individuals at the back, but instead they bought even more attackers (most of whom are worse than the old ones), sacked the attacking manager when they had a dodgy start, brought in a defensive manager, and then didn't buy him any defenders either.
Odoi couldn't defend in the Championship, so it's no surprise he's a massive liability in the Premier League.
Big Dom Solanke to score today.
Everyone deliberately not passing to Lukaku is a bit mean.
What a way to end the day for Babel.
Sanchez really has had it. Probably the quickest downturn since Torres.
He seems like the sort who would go to China if the money was right, so hopefully Fellaini is out there making some moves.
Mourinho this season in the league P 17, W7, D5, L5
Solskjaer P9, W8, D1.
11 points off top now. Could still make a title charge.
Oh Mane Mane
Alan Browne, goal machine
Salah is such a selfish twat.
Solihull also has EXCELLENT charity shops. Since about 2008, places tend to either be full of absolute shit because people are too poor to donate anything decent, or they're in hipster uni cities with volunteers who overprice everything. Solihull is still in the sweet spot of good but cheap.
Cardiff are going to pull this off. Wankers.
Birmingham were 4-0 up and they're hanging on now at 4-3.
QPR just had a penalty saved ffs.
Could and likely should have hit Bournemouth for about 10 there. Keita looks much improved with Gini back next to him. He seems to be the glue of the midfield.
If we can get Gomez, Lovren and Trent back fully fit before the end of the month, that'd be a big boost.
Klopp said that about the Ox but he's back in the Champions League squad. I hope he's lying as I'm not sure which poison out of Matip and Lovren I prefer.
Gomez is 4-6 weeks so he's going to be back around the same time that Chamberlain is (ie end of March).
What the fuck is a Gini and why must grown men with jobs persist with this?
We’re about to take over Scottish football with our American investors. USA USA USA
Everton are away to be in a relegation scrap. Liverpool, Chelsea, Man Utd and Arsenal their next four home games and they don’t win away from home.
Nah, they've got the points on the board. It's more likely to be a pissing match between us, Brighton, Southampton and Maybe Cardiff for 18th.
Yeah, it's starting to get uncomfortable down there (oo er). Could really have done with beating the not-racists tonight.
See Paul Scholes is the new Oldham boss. Can't see that going well, bit of a crack-pot club nowadays it seems.
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide...
No. A Liverpool fan stampede
He was a wannabe comedian trying to push a bit of business.