Lucas was immense on Sunday for the first 60 minutes for Lazio for whatever that's worth.
Lucas was immense on Sunday for the first 60 minutes for Lazio for whatever that's worth.
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
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I was trying to find a famous Lucas form the UK but couldn't. However, I did find that there was a spike in children named Lucas in 2009 due to these two from Eastenders/Spooks causing multiple demographics to take to the name.
Fuck it. Do it. There's not been a decent serial killer in the UK for ages anyway.
Cheers all. As a teacher there were a fuck ton of names I was ruling out right away (‘L’ names are generally typically little shits - Lucas, Lewis, Louis, along with your Jordan’s and Cameron’s edit: and BRANDON’S - those kids are cunts) and it was difficult enough to find a name we both liked (although oddly we had a girls name picked out from pretty much the point of a positive test). His name is Ewan.
Given that my name is Ian and my dad’s name is Maurice those were both kind of ruled out.
@mo when did you become a teacher?
I've been volunteer teaching English to some forriners in Montreal once a week and it's something I can actually imagine doing as a career.
also, congrats
I’ve been teaching for 5 years. I’ve thought about packing it in numerous times over the years but for one thing I can’t imagine what else I could do (that would pay me the equivalent wage) and for two, is miss being in the classroom. There is something quite addictive to it, even if some classes make you wonder why you bother(not a problem you’d have teaching English as a foreign language though, as presumably those people want to be there and want to learn, not to be a constant source of irritation)@mo when did you become a teacher?
I've been volunteer teaching English to some forriners in Montreal once a week and it's something I can actually imagine doing as a career.
also, congrats
Ewan is just the Welsh (Celt?) form of Ian, isn't it?
I was banned from a website the other day.
User banned (duration pending): defending a child molester
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I have no idea. Didn’t think about the etymology - more I just don’t know any twats with that name!Ewan is just the Welsh (Celt?) form of Ian, isn't it?
Mcgregor.
Not a paedophile name. A Welsh paedophile name.Ewan is just the Welsh (Celt?) form of Ian, isn't it?
Ian.
Which one? Child molester I mean, not site.I was banned from a website the other day.
Found out this week we're having a girl which means I won't have to lug them to Cov games, and even better I'll have no compulsion to keep going to Cov games.
Or you double down and she end's up firing Cov into the womens champions league final. Dream big.
If she inherits my footballing ability there's definitely a chance as I'm often told I tackle like a girl.
6ix9ine, who I'm sure you're very familiar with.
https://jezebel.com/details-in-child...e-c-1821245294
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I got as far as his photo. Yep, that's a nonce.
I'm a twit
I just Googled him and even aside from this story he looks like one of the worst humans so far.
You have more chance of me clicking on one of your dodgey links than on that play button.
Some of the responses from me [acidentally] defending him:
Just fuck everything about this post.Yeah fuck off with that shit.dying on the dumbest fucking hills.gotta be one of the dumbest fuckin' posts i've ever seenYou're a terrible human being.Imagine saying this. Imagine having this thought and thinking "yeah let me say this publicly on the internet for all to see".“I’m not trying to defend the guy”
*proceeds to write 4 paragraph post defending the guy*
His fans are as f*cking creepy/disturbed as him? Shocking ....Whoops.Fucking gross.
I'm a twit
I dunno what he's done but I agree with all of it.
Sake, Baz.
Don't even need to see the post. You got owned. I remember you being weirdly defensive of him on here in the Hip Hop thread now I think about it.“I’m not trying to defend the guy”
*proceeds to write 4 paragraph post defending the guy*
His fans are as f*cking creepy/disturbed as him? Shocking ....
Baz also made a thread on the old board dedicated to posting pictures of girls he fancied who weren't of legal age
'Chernos' you called them, wasn't it?
In Baz's defence, .
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Naipo-Massa.../dp/B01GZHWOT6
My wife and I received a Naipo massager in the post this week, and it's fucking phenomenal. I looked up 'orgasm face' to find an appropriate video for how good this feels on your neck, but most of the links came from pornhub. I recommend the second one down in the Google videos search for an approximation of this product's impact on my life.
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Tinnies on the train home after a long working week. Sorted.
I've started going through Seinfeld this week. I'd never really appreciated the odd episodes I'd seen in the past, but on this viewing for some reason I find it amazing. Elaine is one of the most watchable characters I can remember.
In which case, you need to give Frasier the same treatment. Both are great but a good joke in Seinfeld is every 2-3 minutes and Frasier is every 30 seconds.
You can either watch Nathan For You or the Eric Andre Show. There is no other comedy.
Nathan For You is good if you can do cringe comedy. Eric Andre is great farce just done nowhere near as well as Reeves & Mortimer.
Peter Hitchens getting on (and sitting behind me) the train I was on.
You're so terribly wrong.
Sorry I forgot Spongebob
Dude, there's no way two men named 'Reeves' and 'Mortimer' can do what the homeless-looking black man Eric Andre can do
If you think 'Rapper Ninja Warrior' is the weirdest thing you've seen celebrities do, watch Shooting Stars doing it 20 years ago.
Absolutely incredible total nonsense. You'd love it.
They're so bad.
Yeah that's sort what I expected
You can't do this stuff with a laugh track. Would be better if they slowed down the audio of the laugh track or something
That part of the show was done infront of a live audience, no laugh track. The sketches don't have laugh tracks. Here's every 'The Club' sketch back to back.
The series of sketches that started around 25 minutes in are so good. The part where it suddenly becomes Alien being the peak.
Watching it all for the first time in the post-woke era I wasn't sure if Bob doing a bizarre asian accent is racist or if it's so purposefully bad that it comes out the other end. Still dumb in a good way though.
Did you exchange knowing looks?
Or ask him the time?
I would get a picture with him and pull a right fucking stupid face on it.
"Fuck me, it's Christopher Hitchens." and then immediately run out. That's my power play.
I've just heard a story recounted about Sandra Day O'Connor, the first woman ever appointed to the US Supreme Court. Her husband was in declining health, so she checked him into a nursing home and visited him every day. Over the months and years, his Alzheimer's caused him to forget who she was, and see her as just a nice lady who came to see him. Eventually he forgot he was married at all, and started a relationship with another resident of the home. He'd excitedly tell the 'nice lady', his wife, about his little lunch dates with this woman, and talk about how glad he was to have someone. When asked how the fuck she was coping with hearing that every day she said 'I love him, and he's happy. That's all that matters.'
I love that story, as unfeasibly sad as it is.
I saw a documentary a while back that mirrored that pretty much word for word. I think it might have been Louis Theroux, but they were English.
Anyway, yeah, Dementia / Alzheimer's is fucking terrifying. When my mum was nearing the end (it was brain cancer rather than either of those), 19 year old Spikey came down stairs one morning to find that she had pulled her IV from her arm, was bleeding, and was desperately searching her knitting bag for a solution. She had no idea what she had done, who I was, or what was going on.
If I ever find myself in one of those situations, I am pitching myself off of something very, very tall.
I recently spent a night with my gran during which she had absolutely no idea who I was. Not quite as bad as the night she thought I was my dad for an hour, before remembering he was dead then weeping like he'd just died all over again, but getting her to take her medication off what to her was a complete stranger wasn't easy.
Not much scares me, but that frightens the shit out of me.
The worst part about dementia is how oblivious the person is to it. To lose your mind in that manner and not be aware of it would scare the hell out of me.
My grandma is going through it.
Right now it's not seriously bad and she just forgets a lot of little things.
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