His fragile ego couldn't handle two consecutive batterings, so he's pulling out the stops to derail the plate tournament.
I'm going to find some Qatari businessman to sponsor my own Super Tournament and fix the vote.
Not sure how I’ve missed this thread up to now, but it’s given me a good laugh. I’ll try and do my list before 2pm.
More votes won't help you Baz, most of the ties are well known regulars vs the posting equivalent of FC Levadia Tallinn. It's gonna bunch.
Giggles
Lewis
wullie
Mike
Disco
Baz
Sir Andy Mahowry
Pepe
igor_balis
Dark Soldier
Kikó
niko_cee
Waffdon
Magic
Yevrah
Ian
John
Jimmy Floyd
mokbull
SvN
Bam
Reg
Mellberg
Shindig
Foe
Spikey M
SincereTheRebel
Alan Shearer The 2nd
Pen
Smiffy
bruhnaldo
Mazuuurk
John Arne
ScousePig
Offshore Toon
Pleb
ItalAussie
dino
Boydy
Queenslander
Gray Fox
Apologies for not bolding and some of the odd indenting. Fat thumbs.
See that, @Pen?
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Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning
Don't make me rig the losers' cup to see you on your way to an ignominious first round exit.
I'm joking, of course.
That'll take care of itself.
Would a league scurture work where every poster has to face-off with another?
The fixtures:
Samadini
Lewis
wullie
Mike
Disco
Baz
Sir Andy Mahowry
Max Power
igor_balis
Dark Soldier
Kikó
niko_cee
Waffdon
Magic
Yevrah
Ian
John
Jimmy Floyd
mokbull
SvN
Bam
Reg
Andy
Shindig
Adamski
Spikey M
SincereTheRebel
Danny
Pen
Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo
Mazuuurk
John Arne
Davgooner
Byron
Pleb
ItalAussie
dino
Boydy
Queenslander
Gray Fox
I have to say that I didn’t really enjoy voting as I somewhat agree what Panda said upthread. That said, I’d like to think we’ve moved past really caring about these things too much and that this is all just a bit off fun. Some tricky ties in there. Especially soz Giggles. There aren’t many I’d have picked to win against you.
Disgraceful and I'm real fucking mad about it.
Lewis had invited me to that night club he goes to every Friday, but think I'm going to have to stay in to watch the inaugural Webly Shield draw.
I didn't realise me and Phonics had beef until this thread. Do I start calling him Moronics going forward? This is fresh terrain for me.
I think just remind him of it at every possible opportunity.
Beef is too far. This is at best a Soy.
Get Graham Kelly in.
Head to that night club with a hat and some torn up paper.
We should get this guy to do it
Get Smiff to live stream the draw for the next round.
Put your phone on your fireplace and stand in front of it. Occasionally hold a cat up and make sure there are random bits of A4 paper stuck on your walls but never reference them.
Oh and the most important part: forget every single detail about each poster.
EDIT: I miss that Metro skin from SvN's video.
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We can buy it if there's enough people that want it, I don't think it's too expensive.
28 bucks.
He's underselling himself there.
The Qualifying Round voting has now CLOSED.
Group stages to follow soon. I’ll be using the same thread for every round so you won’t need to update your bookmarks.
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Qualifying Round Results
Giggles 24 - 17 Samadini
Lewis 41 - 0 Guybrush
wullie 40 - 1 five time
Mike 39 - 2 TG09
Disco 33 - 8 Dan
Baz 39 - 3 Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry 41 - 1 AyDee
Pepe 35 - 6 Max Power
igor_balis 39 - 1 Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier 38 - 2 Clunge
Kikó 39 - 2 Josh
niko_cee 33 - 8 thommo
Waffdon 26 - 14 The Merse
Magic 40 - 1 Greg
Yevrah 39 - 2 Nick
Ian 39 - 2 Boom-Boom-18
John 28 - 12 Amigo
Jimmy Floyd 39 - 2 Spoonsky
mokbull 28 - 12 Alex Ferguson
SvN 38 - 3 Luke Emia
Bam 30 - 11 Henry
randomlegend 21 - 20 Reg
Andy 7 - 33 Mellberg
Shindig 37 - 4 Manc
Foe 37 - 4 Adamski
phonics 14 - 27 Spikey M
SincereTheRebel 37 - 4 hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd 16 - 25 Danny
7om 17 - 24 Pen
Smiffy 11 - 30 Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo 24 - 17 Panda Bear
Trancemeister 9 - 32 Mazuuurk
John Arne 36 - 5 Dave.
Davgooner 26 - 15 ScousePig
Offshore Toon 31 - 10 Byron
Pleb 27 - 14 Alex
ItalAussie 33 - 8 Bernanke
dino 34 - 6 mo
Boydy 40 - 1 Demerit
Queenslander 34 - 7 mikem
Gray Fox 25 - 16 Browning
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I thought a few of those would be much closer. I'd have John beating Amigo so soundly as an upset, but I suppose Amigo doesn't post much these days.
*raises Guybrush's hand in a patronising manner*
League table of those who qualfied:
Sir Andy Mahowry 41
Lewis 41
Magic 40
Boydy 40
wullie 40
Jimmy Floyd 39
Yevrah 39
Ian 39
Baz 39
Kikó 39
igor_balis 39
Mike 39
SvN 38
Dark Soldier 38
Shindig 37
SincereTheRebel 37
Foe 37
John Arne 36
Pepe 35
dino 34
Queenslander 34
Disco 33
niko_cee 33
ItalAussie 33
Mellberg 33
Mazuuurk 32
Offshore Toon 31
Raoul Duke 30
Bam 30
John 28
mokbull 28
Spikey M 27
Pleb 27
Waffdon 26
Davgooner 26
Gray Fox 25
Danny 25
Giggles 24
bruhnaldo 24
Pen 24
randomlegend 21
Well done @Sir Andy Mahowry for earning a bye. He progresses through the group stage and into the Round Of 32.
Group stages for everyone else to follow.
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Look at the positives, Phonics, at least he didn't double your score!
Home field advantage was strong in that one.
Also a bye
Surely I got the most overall votes because my winning margin was superior.
Look at Pleb almost missing the cut.
Great work @Baz. KUTGW.
Group Stage
Here's how to vote:
Copy and paste the full list below.
You need to rank every member in each group from 1 to 4.
1 is the best, 4 is the worst.
The numbers given to each member will then be added to produce a total.
The lower the total, the better. (For example if one person is ranked 1st by everyone, and we have 42 votes again, he will receive 42 points. In this scenario the worst possible score would be 168 (4x42). The totals for this group would be 42, 84, 126, 168.)
At the end of the group stage, the top three from each group, and the best 4th place finisher, will progress to the Round Of 32.
The Round Of 32 will be seeded, as follows:
Group winners will face the 3rd placed finishers.
The runners up will face eachother.
Except for where the best 4th placed finish will face one of the runners up.
Mahow, who received a bye, will also face one of the runners up.
Discussion of the groups, such as hardest and easiest, is encouraged. As are further chimpouts.
So without further deliberation, here are the groups:
Group A
Lewis
Mike
Disco
Spikey M
Group B
Magic
SvN
niko_cee
Pleb
Group C
Boydy
Dark Soldier
ItalAussie
Waffdon
Group D
wullie
Shindig
Mellberg
Davgooner
Group E
Jimmy Floyd
SincereTheRebel
Mazuuurk
Gray Fox
Group F
Yevrah
Foe
Offshore Toon
Danny
Group G
Ian
John Arne
Raoul Duke
Giggles
Group H
Baz
Pepe
Bam
bruhnaldo
Group I
Kikó
dino
John
Pen
Group J
igor_balis
Queenslander
mokbull
randomlegend
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Surely it should of been Mahow versus Lewis for a Bye Playoff?
Group B? Amazing
Group D proper old school TTH.
There are some cracking groups in there.