Dogging.
Dogging.
The idea that Prince Philip still drives on public roads (or ever has, for that matter) is bizarre to me, white Fiat Uno notwithstanding.
What a machine though just shrugging it off at his age.
I don't want to trigger phonics or anything, but what the fuck?
https://m.facebook.com/britishtransp...4843678998111/
"Are you anything but a white male?" is so hot right now.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...ff-35p-an-hour
Isn't this the case for most "made in [loser country]" stuff?
I'm a twit
Yeah but we hold Mel C to higher moral standards.
It's poorly put together, but there's nothing wrong with what they're doing. The Twitter thread is pretty funny, though.
Maybe we should be thanking them:
https://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/Co...-of-Bangladesh
Earlier this year, Bangladesh celebrated a pivotal moment when it met United Nations criteria for graduating from "least developed country" status by 2024. To Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina, the elevation to "developing economy" means a significant boost to the nation's self-image.On many fronts, Bangladesh's economic performance has indeed exceeded even government targets. With a national strategy focused on manufacturing -- dominated by the garment industry -- the country has seen exports soar by an average annual rate of 15-17% in recent years to reach a record $36.7 billion in the year through June.
https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/woman...ldren-8368722/
That's pretty intense lunacy.
‘No,’ Martina replied. ‘It’s a mix of Michael and me. I’m pretty sure it will be black or milk chocolate or a little bit light, it doesn’t matter.’
Jesus.
Micheal Jackson had biological blue eyed babies. Anything is possible.
It's scary that such people exist and more so that they get airtime. We should just cull them and dispose on the quiet. No one need know.
The biggest news here is John outing himself as a This Morning viewer.
I'm a twit
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-47029032
What a fucking idiot.
Jan 20
taking a break from social media. bye, for now. be back when im back x
Jan 27
(the tweet mahow posted)
whew, 7 days. and in those 7 days you managed to completely ruin your face. ggwp
I'm a twit
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47047089
Luckily im in California. We might get some rain though :(
We're going to get some half assed waste of space snow.
So you'll break the news to us first before the press, right? It'll be bigger than Gary Speed.
We need a code phrase so it's googleproof. 'Greece 1-0 down'
'An Indian has been at the Electrics'
A @mahow + bruh collaboration:
A Florida Man Allegedly Killed His Mom, Dad, And Brother After Sending $200,000 To A Cam Girl In Europe
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article...er-grant-amato
Bulgarian ones are rare.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...assaulted-girl
A teenager who was given an absolute discharge despite being found guilty of sexually assaulting a six-year-old girl was granted leniency because he acted out of “inappropriate curiosity” and not for sexual gratification.
During a three-day trial, Dumbarton sheriff court heard that Christopher Daniel, an 18-year-old dental student, had repeatedly touched the child’s vagina over her clothing as she sat on his knee playing on a computer.Daniel left court with no conviction and without being placed on the sex offenders’ register because of concerns about the consequences for his future career, according to a statement published on Thursday detailing the sheriff’s reasoning.Sheriff Gerard Sinclair concluded that the offence was “the result of an entirely inappropriate curiosity of an emotionally naive teenager rather than for the purpose of sexual gratification”.Solid work.He went on: “Any recorded conviction for this offence would have serious consequences in terms of the accused’s future career. On the authorities, this was also a relevant factor in deciding how to deal with the case. Any sentence would mean that he would probably be unable to continue his university course. The notification requirements of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 would automatically apply to a conviction for this offence unless an absolute discharge was granted.”
I might go and murder someone tonight, just out of inappropriate curiosity.
Thats absolutely insane. Ive worked in probation for 18 months & I dont think Ive ever seen an absolute discharge given, never mind for a sexual offence.
What was he looking for? Teeth?
Inappropriate curiosity is a deep search on porn hub.
Im sending that post off to MI5.
Four months in jail seems a bit excessive.
I don't know which I like best, the ingenuity of the theft or the audacity to try it again the next day in the exact same shop.
I worked at Tesco a while back and a regular had been going to the Counter and ordering meat by the Kilo before scanning sugar at the self service. He only got rumbled because the scales at the butchers were out one day.
Sainsburys had something like a 3000% increase in sales of carrots after they brought in the robot checkouts. Must be worth it though.
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/ice...m-uk/914024181
ICE arrests rapper 21 Savage, says he's actually from UK
https://twitter.com/wsbtv/status/1092156277168525313
"ICE spokesman Bryan Cox: “U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) arrested unlawfully present United Kingdom national Sha Yaa Bin Abraham-Joseph AKA ‘21 Savage’ during a targeted operation with federal and local law enforcement partners early Sunday in metro Atlanta.”
What!
I'm a twit
ICE is composed fo the stupidest members of American society so this is almost certainly not true, but it would be so fucking funny if it was
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-47117177
"I went up and down areas with a cosh, hoping I'd be approached by somebody - I'm ashamed to say that - and I did it for maybe a week, hoping some [uses air quotes with fingers] 'black bastard' would come out of a pub and have a go at me about something, you know? So that I could kill him."
Neeson has admitted that he wanted to kill a black person because his friend got raped.
How the fuck do you... I mean... Jesus.
Black history month off to a flying start.
I lolled out loud at that story. Why would you tell someone that?
He must be sick of working.
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-e...-a8760896.html
Here's the interview.
Absolutely mental.