This monthly football thread thing makes posting this much easier because there's no point bothering with fixture lists. Instead, I will add an important poll.
vs. Leicester (a) - Premier League, 3rd of February
vs. Fulham (a) - Premier League, 9th of February
vs. PSG (h) - Champions League, 12th of February
vs. Chelsea (a) - FA Cup, 18th of February
vs. Liverpool (h) - Premier League, 24th of February
vs. Crystal Palace (a) - Premier League, 27th of February
After February
NEVER
This monthly football thread thing makes posting this much easier because there's no point bothering with fixture lists. Instead, I will add an important poll.
@Pepe believes.
Premier League fixtures for the weekend:
Saturday 2nd Februrary
12:30 Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United
15:00 Brighton & Hove Albion v Watford
15:00 Burnley v Southampton
15:00 Chelsea vHuddersfield Town
15:00 Crystal Palace v Fulham
15:00 Everton v Wolverhampton Wanderers
17:30 Cardiff City v AFC Bournemouth
Sunday 3rd February
14:05 Leicester City v Manchester United
16:30 Manchester City v Arsenal
Monday 4th February
20:00 West Ham United v Liverpool
I think PSG will beat United but I hope it's Liverpool.
Qatar 2-0 against Japan in the AFC cup final. 33 mins gone.
He'll still be with us in spirit.
Fellainimania will never die.
The greatest month of the year.
Exactly. He's more spiritual force of nature than mere physical being.
This is where Ole becomes found out and blanc takes over.
How many binmen would you have to go through before Gary Neville got the job? Would manc sean get it before him?
'Anyone who thinks knowing the club is about knowing the club knows nothing about knowing the club.'
*quadruple*
"Fuck those scouts off going anywhere but scandinavia."
He's in Portsmouth these days if you want to update your filofax Lewis.
Get yourself down this summer we'll take a few moody little gaffs.
State of that new Avatar Monghow. I bet you still have Man Utd bed sheets.
Brighton could do with a win today. The relegation zone is starting to feel a bit less distant than it did a few weeks ago.
Spurs are showing some proper resilience of late. Shame it counted against us today.
Marek Hamsik off to China now too. Guaranteed he's in a Hanfu selling a brand of noodles on TV by the summer. They won't be able to resist that hairdo.
I've felt really comfortable for basically the entire season so far, but now it's just 5 points I'm starting to feel a little uneasy, particularly with the clubs below all showing some promise.
Watched Barcelona v Valencia on demand. Very good game. I think Man City and Liverpool might be better teams than Barca this season.
Lovely run and finish for Higuain's first, and the second was a peach. I wonder if he's managed to batter the doctors or it's just a case of Huddersfield being bobbins.
Yep, all them to come plus Southampton. In fact, February, March and April are about as kind as it can get. We really should be staying up from here.
Great line of MOTD commentary on the Everton-Wolves game last night: "Inside the last twenty minutes, plus stoppage time for the entrance of the cat to be added."
"bruhnaldo, Lewis, Pepe, randomlegend, Shindig, Sir Andy Mahowry" with the right vote.
Best poster alive shortlist there.
That pass was a bit good.
Pogba is fucking incredible.
I might email Puel to ask where he got his V-neck, it's rather swish.
Im accusing Pogba of deliberately sabotaging his own performances under Jose
and subsequently influencing the rest of the Manchester United players as the H.N.I.C. Which resulted in Jose losing his job.
No, Jose's tactics were just stifling shite. Even under Mourinho Pogba was our best outfield player.
It was a little bit of both imho.
Also DJ Ash keeping the whole continent onsides on that free kick almost resulted in fucking disaster.
Ashley fucking Done mate. If he is there for his defensive side then Chris Smalling used to do shifts there in the early days.
United have been atrocious today but Leicester are playing against the badge so it's an easy win.
Screaming out for an equalizer come on United sort your shit out ffs
As soon as I finish hitting "post quick reply" here comes fuckin Calamity Jones.
Lukaku has been a disgrace
Not a chance, they've shat themselves anywhere near the box for the full 90.
Pogba is such a weird player, for 90% of that game he was lazy and weak, but he does 3 brilliant things including the pass for the goal (assists do not exist) and he's probably man of the match.
I only saw the last half hour but United looked properly shite and I’m not sure how Leicester didn’t score at least one.
I love the idea of Mike Dean saving his hundredth red card for a bigger ground/occasion.
After he got that knock Pogba really just fucked the game off entirely lol