He's seething enough to Google 'worst place in Essex'.
He's seething enough to Google 'worst place in Essex'.
If you didn't know, you can find the news online.Originally Posted by Bam
You look for news on Jaywick? Ok.
Must be looking for a brass or something.
Just got here, and I'm thinking Pulled Pork Pancakes.
Thoughts?
Classic Benny.
The 'Mangled Eggs' sound like a winner.
Didn’t take long for a meltdown
Is a Classic Benny just a shit tonne of Chorizo?
Greg was the first chimpout, now this.
I'm a twit
How come I'm the one who had a meltdown when Bam is the one who bragged about owning a company?
More importantly, I got a pulled pork benny and a chocolate milkshake.
That would be Nouvelle Benny.
Extra thin-skinned chorizo MELTED DOWN into nothing.
I also had a line about how Bam signed his wedding certificate with an X to imply he's illiterate, but I couldn't find a way to work it in smoothly.
And by smooth, I mean clearly being out of my element trying to insult someone. 😎
Enjoy your meal
Already ate and gone.
Is all day breakfast/brunch a thing in Britain?
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Am out and about with the wife. Check it.
How cool, a water bottle
What a weird Fleshlight.
It's a flask.
I had one of those before. It exploded. It’s a water bottle.
Something about a woman on menopause.
Some very evenly matched posters on here, I think the draws will be decisive. Well, for runner up etc anyway. Lewis is winning this at a canter, especially now the bitter sensitive posters have either fucked off (rip hammer) or gotten over themselves/gotten Stockholm syndrome (alright).
If mikem posted more Id be out.
I forgot to do a list:
Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning
Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning
Remember when half the posts on the board were quotes and "This"?
This.
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Played, Spikey.
Warn me, bishes.
The spoilers that were actually log out links were the best.
The most Baz thing ever.
"bruh is an embarrassment to the entire human race"
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I can't believe I've managed to get a vote against someone whose name invokes images of the cutest fucking animal on the planet.
I CAN believe Baz is the one who did this, though.
I wish I'd voted bruh but vote-changing is for sex pests so sorry lad.
Yeah, Jord not exactly vindicating what seemed like a simple choice at the time.
Under 30 entries so far. How many until voting closes?
I've been robbed by the draw.
Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning
I had a lot of fun in the thread yesterday, though, so there's that going for me.
Why you ain’t voting for yourself Spoon? Confidence, boy
Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg - only close one so far.
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M - even closer.
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning
Extremely straightforward.
Have more faith in yourself.
Alright, I admit it--I'm bothered. I'm bothered at the idea of you people thinking that was a genuine meltdown instead of me having fun with the art of crafting insults made as poorly as the crafts of a young child with cerebellar hypoplasia. I'll even have a meltdown about this very subject of meltdowns if I need to, and I know how that spirals.
I'll even admit that I've been on campus all day waiting for a god damned thing to finish at a 3D printer, and I'm using this post as a means to make the 9th hour go faster. I'll go one step further and admit that I've edited this post a lot to drag myself through life even longer. It's going on eight minutes now, and I doubt that I could have spent those minutes more wisely than this considering how the day is going.
Ah, the stage 2 meltdown. Nice.
Am I being gaslit?
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