Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
He would if they were on the right side of the Cold War divide. Once you understand that about him and the old left you understand everything about them. The Israel hate/anti-Semitism comes from them having been on the side of FREEDOM in those years.
Public opinion on various Brexit options. That's that cleared up then.
Extend Article 50 for what?
Time, as if Theresa May is Chris Hughton. We might as well cut the bullshit and just say a consensus can't be reached so we have to stay put. People will moan but nobody's going to oppose her.
Is Salmond getting Yewtreed?
lol if so.
Mr Salmond was accused of two charges of attempted rape, nine of sexual assault, two of indecent assault and one breach of the peace.
He's fucked.
No one, he failed as it was only an attempt.
Keep up mate.
Can't win a referendum and can't even rape properly, what a knob!
He'll keep whinging and attempting until he gets the result he wants.
At least let the guy go to court FFS.
Keeks advocating rape.
SCUM.
lol at these various Brexit amendments. You would like to think that the 'ERG' are playing along for time, since the agreement is still atrocious even with the border issue removed, but that would be unusually savvy.
So the government is going to back an amendment to reopen the deal that they took 2 years to negotitate and they'll come back with a bumper deal that everyone will love in 2 weeks?
Even the NO DEAL amendments are stupid. Right, you've ruled it out. In favour of what? And why would they extend the negotiating period indefinitely? You do wonder whether they even understand what is going on. As somebody said on the Twitter, you can't take NO DEAL off the table when it is the table.
Parliament vote in favour of Parliament remaining relevant.
I believe the forum vernacular is On the ropes.
I don't understand why no one has twigged that Corbyn/Milne are playing for No Deal. Why else would you come up with crap about 'taking No Deal off the table', a nonsensical concept, except that doing so allows you, in the case of No Deal, to be able to point out that you 'wanted to take No Deal off the table' when it all goes to shit, thus becoming an electable government able to use No Deal conditions to sculpt utopian socialism at last.
It's the most obvious thing in political history yet STILL people are convinced that Labour are working for Remain/softest possible Brexit. They aren't.
This Brady amendment is fucking retarded. She could bring home 'free cheese for life and sex slaves legal for all ERG members' and they would still call it shit and vote it down in two weeks.
Nothing will be agreed until the EU chucks us under the bus so I don't even know why they're bothering with anything until that happens.
Have they all been voted down thus far?
In the good old days we'd have marched into Dublin by now. Flutes at the ready, everyone.
How does sterling go down during things like this? I know why does it goes down, but what I mean is who was speculating on all of these things going through? Why doesn't it all get priced in during the day or the week?
I'm surprised it took you as long as three minutes to be triggered by that.
The speaker is such a twat.
It's a shame my idea to re-issue the Ulster Covenant for Brexit never went beyond here. I could have signed it in blood like that gun-running mad bloke.
Why do they seem to think that she can negotiate something better than the backstop? She was so successful in the lengthy negotiations before.
That massive grown when Blackford stood up just about sums the man up.
It's a red herring in that both (a) it won't ever be needed (neither side is actually going to do anything to create the dreaded hard border) and (b) it's only a bone of contention for so many because they know it is something that is very unlikely to be ceded thus pushing the UK closer to not leaving, or at least having another go at voting.
As Jimmy said, she could come back with Ireland, the port of Calais and that Belgian Abbey that makes the best beer in the world and it still wouldn't be enough.
Not being enough probably applies equally to the extremes at both ends.
The second vote is going to be genuinely catastrophic.
What is the actual plan here? Because if it's actually 'try to negotiate a better deal' then they may as well shut the doors and turn the lights off.
The plan is "this is how they always do things" (knowing nod/wink) "just wait and see".
And as that bbc documentary last night pointed out, late capitulation isn't actually the EU m.o. at all.
So the brinksmanship will continue until someone calls the whole thing off/the UK accidentally leaves.
The key in the whole jigsaw is Corbyn, if he was a remainer we'd have remained or had another referendum by now.
If May wasn't stuck in 'the lady is not for turning' mode, we'd have, you know, actually done something at some point.
Parliament voted against a no-deal Brexit and against giving itself the powers to stop a no-deal Brexit.
They also voted to renegotiate the backstop in favour of an unspecified something, which they've been told endlessly by the EU isn't going to happen.
Have I got that right? Shambles. The UK is becoming a joke.
becoming? The country is a literal punchline.
Escaping the European Union and wrecking our own political system is like the best two-for-one ever.
I've noticed a shift on twitter in the last week from sanctimony to resignation, so the Final Victory must be getting closer.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47061650
The EU's chief negotiator Michel Barnier says the Irish backstop is "part and parcel" of the UK's Brexit deal and will not be renegotiated.
So what happens now?
We're renegotiating Monghow. Keep up.
She'll fail in renegotiating to reopen negotiations.
Then she'll renotiate that.
Renegotiception.
She'll become the renegotiminator.
What happens next is we either see what happens if the bus goes below 50 (unlikely) or we just keep going through some sort of 'extension' (more likely).
Although, being the real world, the bomb is going to go off at some point.
They need to get spinning CRASHING OUT as something better. Swaggering out. Bowling in [to the world]. They could do an advertising campaign with Liam Gallagher kicking a leprechaun under an Audi.