I got a ticket in Montreal for this.Originally Posted by SvN
International crime
I got a ticket in Montreal for this.
International crime
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Even Spikeys orange peel dick is embarrassingly narrow.
You guys don't just give it a little nibble to get the skin started peeling?
Source: I'm from Florida.
You can give my orange skinny cock a nibble anytime, sweetheart.
Don't you tempt me with a good time you fuckin tease.
I do, but only because I have virtually no nails.
Excellent effort on getting the jap's eye on the peeling.
I'm not sure I've ever used, or considered the racist connotations of, that colloquialism before.
It’s not discrimination if everyone does it.
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Do you reckon they call it an Eskimo/Stewart Lee eye in Japan?
Like, for fuck sake. Easy peel my bollix.
Start near the stem surely?
With proper easy peelers you can dig in anywhere and it comes clean off, you've been had there.
The pith should still come off though.
We dont have fancy oranges.
Last edited by Queenslander; 17-01-2019 at 09:42 AM.
You need to give it a good roll around in your hands first to loosen the skin, when it's tight like that.
Out of context this post is bad.
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Giggles having a decently started peel going to stop mid-sesh for a quick pic is absolutely APPALLING to my good Floridian nature.
A decently started peel? That bit came off in about six different pieces.
You telling me you can't dig a nail in under what you're showing and finish that off?
The state of this.
That white shit between the skin and the orange should be coming too and it wasn't. It also says "Easy Peeler" on the pack, so fuck that. Bin.
Giggles clearly has problems.
He's wasted an orange cause he's afraid of the white bits holy shit i'm incensed.
"The pith of the orange — the white part between the skin and fruit — can be sour or bitter but actually contains just as much vitamin C as the fruit itself, with a good deal of fiber," said someone on google.
That's grand, but it tastes fucking shite.
Bruh, you've been much improved lately, but don't start digging out Giggles. I will swarm on man.
He could at least offer to send me some proper oranges.
Mans want to just toss delicious citrus into the garbage because it wasn't EASY PEEL™ enough but reckon I ought to rush to send him PROPER oranges.
Ones where the horrible white crap comes off with the skin. Sound.
Mobile sites that pester you about downloading their app. Reddit is hell for it. I don't want your fucking app, leave me alone.
Reddit really needs a 'remember' option for that, it's seriously annoying.
Am I the only one who'll watch a video on facebook and then when the mid-vid ad starts just move on to the next post?
Yes. Nobody else does that.
Be nice.
I have a cold, so fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck sake. I'd fucking stab @Giggles for one of his shitty oranges right now. Pith me up.
Avin a pith?
Pith my face.
Pith in my mouth...
That's right, abuse me, kick me, pith me, stab me, axe me
Knife me, fork me, fuck me, suck me, beat me, pith me
Blow me, eat me, stab me, abuse my pith, abuse my body
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You are a bloke I want to have a beer with!
Blue Moon. Slice of Orange. Lots of pith.
Swirl and slam dunk.
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People who phone you up to tell you they've sent you an email. Thanks a lot, how would I ever have noticed otherwise.
Good to see the international sign of "answer my fucking e-mail, dickhead" is indeed international.
One of my French customers takes this a step further and faxes me to tell me he's sent an email.
Fax machines are still used?
I use our fax machine literally every day unfortunately.
(I do some work in medical billing).
Yeah, they are good for sending private stuff quickly. Apparently the Army loves them.
You can easily set up a fax-email doodad as well so you can receive faxes without needing a machine from the 1950's sat on a desk somewhere.
I had no idea you could fax things to e-mail addresses until yesterday and boy am I excited about that.
There are two urinals in the toilets at work and one of them notoriously filled up if you had a big wee, and took ages to drain. The other one was better, and if you had a big enough wee it would just about flow back up over the grate and you felt a great sense of achievement. This achievement was easily done on the first one, but an actual accomplishment if you managed it on the latter.
Went in the other day and there was a sign on the broken one: DO NOT USE! HAS BEEN REPORTED. I Snapchatted this to @Mike who instructed me to wee on the sign. I did not.
Went in this morning and the sign has gone. Has it been repaired? I tested it. It’s been repaired. I had a massive wee, and not only did it not fill up like it used to, but I couldn’t even get back above the grate. Someone had really gone to town fixing it.
Just been for another wee now – another really long one too – and decided to use the old faithful urinal. To my absolutely dismay, I couldn’t get my wee back above the grate. Clearly repairing the drainage of the other one had cleared this one too. No accomplishment, no feat, no sense of achievement.
I’m devastated.
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