The Wolves version of the "we've got x, his full name is x, I just don't think you understand" song is one of the worst I've heard of a terrible bunch. Ruben Neves' name just doesn't fit. Do it for Diogo Jota instead, at east his name works, and it would have been bang on today.
Salah though
We've got Webly, Ian Webly
I just don't think you understand
He loves his noncey ales
What a boring cunt
We've got Ian Webly
Fucking Palace.
Our Bobby!
Neves assist for the third though. Whew lord.Originally Posted by niko_cee
I'm a twit
They will not win this game.
Cue complaints about Zonal marking.
Given the Palace plan is clearly to get Zaha at Milner, you'd think we could have some kind of plan to stop it.
Get your other good outfield players at their other crap ones.
What is their keeper doing there?
Was that goal a Salah goal or will it be an OG? Asking for a friend who has triple captained the tumble-happy Egyptian.
Merson is on the drink again.
He's been calling Speroni Zabroni all game.
Looked well over the line before Salah touched it to me.
Mane's decision-making is fucking awful.
They showed the replay. Half the ball was over the line. Salahs goal.
That's Henderson's fault. Fucking terrible pass.
I thought Jota's touch to take it down on his chest was the real star touch there (finish not bad either) but everyone was wanking themselves dry over the long pass. Not for me.
We dont make it easy
ffs.
Phew!!!
God that was nervy.
Many heart attacks were had. The poor 104 year old bloke.
10 goals in 22 games, 3 in a match.
Great result though. I still think we need a favour from someone to hold City.
Spygate having lasting effects I see. Bielsa is destined to lose the play off final.
Is Speroni immortal? He seems to have been around for about a thousand years.
Bet you were shitting it before that 4th though.
The slips will happen and it will be glorious.
He went to Dundee at the same time as Claudio Caniggia, if that puts it in any perspective.
We are fucking this. Awful team selection, the one thing you need to do against Arsenal is bully them up front even if it's with a donkey. This false nine stuff is garbage.
Chelsea reverting to what was expected at the start of the season.
Teams should go all out for Hazard and Kante in the summer. I know the latter has signed a new deal, but if he's not going to play in his proper position . . .
He's actually been pretty good in the new position of late, but unfortunately I think it all comes down to the fact that Sarri doesn't think black men can pass.
Yep. Him and Gabor Kiraly. Still playing in Hungary at 42.
Sarriball mate. Sarriball. Arsenal just havent adapted to it yet.
This seems to be Chelsea Twitter's favourite argument. 'He hasn't got the players to suit his philosophy and tactics, mate.'
What if he adapted his tactics to the players he has? What then?
Sarriball has to be the worst philosophy going round these days. It's so dull.
He so far ahead of the curve, he's back where he started.
Fuck off mate.
I could use many words to describe our play this season, but none of them would be 'vertical'.
Still, 62% possession. You should get a bonus point for that.
If teams got a bonus point for doing that, we'd be miles adrift. Possession is dead.
Palace must have had about 25% possession today and should have won 3-1.
Bellerin looks like a sexual predator with that moustache.
It's a bit like when 'LvG' said the problem with his tactics were not the tactics themselves, but that he didn't have Sergio Aguero or Luis Suarez scoring forty goals a year. That was basically what he had at Napoli, and the Italian league is shit as well.
Bellerin's sticklebrick knees blowing apart again.
Did Darren Fletcher just say that if Arsenal were to win he would be the last manager to win at home against Chelsea since Arsene Wenger?
First but yes.
Also that he would be the only manager other than Wenger to beat Chelsea at the Emirates...
This second half has been terrible.
The main feature of us under Sarri is that minutes, hours pass by without anything happening in the game. Just passing. Pass, pass, pass, pass, lose it, pass pass pass, win it back, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, throw in, etc.
Arsenal have been absolutely gassed since the 47th minute and Chelsea have failed to capitalise.
I thought they should have started Hudson-Odoi, but even having not done so, failing to bring him on at 2-0 down until the 80th minute is mind-boggling management.
He's very van Gaal isn't he?
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