What footballers are worth following?
Are there any that don't just post that they're delighted with 3 points today COYS ?
What footballers are worth following?
Are there any that don't just post that they're delighted with 3 points today COYS ?
Batshuayi and Mendy will be right up your street.
Mendy jumped the shark quite early.
Batshuayi on the other hand is a total boss. I think Kyle Walker uses his like a more normal person.
Peter Crouch is good value.
Got followed by someone called DS. Wondered whether it was DS from here.
Check last tweet.
Confirmed.
The Dork Sirjur didn’t give it away?
His fucking photo didn’t give it away?
Didn't follow back though eh ya cunt
It's now an automatic ban to put 'Elon Musk' in your display name. I'm always ahead of the curve.
Give up lad.
A+ trolling.
Come at me now Elon. We got Cop Killaz in the set.
With the amount you tweet and talk about tweeting, I wouldn't have thought it was possible to only have 55 followers. Fair play.
"FollowJaspa" indeed.
I must have had about 20 accounts over the years but it's never been enough to keep me interested for longer than a week.
Same with Facebook and the like although after downloading my data on Facebook not so long back means I'll never log in again. Scary the amount of information that's held.
Twitter would be the end of you Smiff.
I don't even know how people keep upto date with it. It's a million miles per hour.
Not Phonics' account.
Twitter is as fast as you make it. You choose who you follow.
I'm a twit
Beautiful North Queensland.
To be fair that could be anywhere in Australia.
To be fair North Queensland is pretty touched.
Land Cruiser 1, that other vehicle 0.
FNQ > *
He was like the Australian Baz. Bazza, pushing his car home with the Backyard Footie blokes.
More like his bong mates.
I do love a living stereotype. That's a top effort.
If Home and Away has taught me anything then he's a bogan.
This is fucking fascinating.
Oh hell yes is that making the rounds again?
Also the fact that that Aussie car crash video doesn't end with the girlfriend's reaction to her car getting demolished is a fucking travesty, especially when she seemingly appears right at the end of the video anyhow.
I want to be addicted to roller skating not crack
What an advert.
We've got our little one some of those skates you put on over your shoes,and that barely roll, for her birthday. So she's set for life.
No crack or teenage pregnancy for her.
tbh the local skating rink was like our "club" in middle school man. Friday nights
It's now since been turned into a furniture store in one of the most depressing pieces of my childhood that remain.
I've gone from being banned for making a shitty joke to having a shittier joke be handpicked by Twitter staff in one of those 'moments' in 24 hours.
Twitter down for anyone else?
Yep. not working.
Yep.
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I'm a twit
My timeline won't load past and hour ago.
Tommy Robinsons band of mongs probably did it.
So the Russians.
He didn't say Trump did it.
I mean, he might have done it in response to his lol asylum appeal.
What the fuck have they done to the desktop site?
Presumably. I can see two twets on my laptop screen at a time. I hate it.
It will definitely take some getting used to.
I'm a twit
They've ruined it.