I've been donned.
I've been donned.
Steal wine, get 4 grand.
https://www.thejournal.ie/tesco-work...22415-Jan2019/
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46768242
Fucking hell.Police in the US state of Arizona have launched a sexual assault investigation amid reports a patient in a vegetative state for a decade gave birth.
My name's Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
Imagine if she wakes up and has to hear that news.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/46768802
A 90-year-old American cyclist has been given a public warning for violating anti-doping laws.
Carl Grove claimed contaminated meat was the reason he tested positive for epitrenbolone after the US Masters Track National Championships.
Shooting up even at 90.
Honestly though if you’re 90 you’re taking so many meds that the likelihood that not one of them is prohibited by some athletic federation is really slim
You can get therapeutic use exemptions.
He should have used Jon Jones' excuse and claim it was tainted cock pills.
Wouldn't have been punished AND people would think he's a legend for still 'banging sloots' at 90.
I still think Sesil Karatancheva saying she had a miscarriage at 15 was the best doping excuse.
Why is this train stabbing in Surrey such big news? Is this the first crime to have happened in the county this decade or something? The Guardian are pumping out stories at a pace.
It relates to a middle class white man on a day trip with his son. Speaks to the core of their demographic innit.
Not sure he was middle class (Surrey has a lot more shit areas than people realise) but he was white and on a train line that a lot of journos probably use.
There is a formula for which crimes get most news coverage, and Levi Bellfield made it his life's mission to achieve a record score. Attractive white young woman/girl in affluent area in or near London is the maximum points available, ie. Milly Dowler.
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It's a pretty shocking story, even if thinking so makes you some anti-blacklivesmatter bigot.
Just read that he 'owned an IT firm' which I suppose makes him a member of the bourgeoisie but there's something quite off about the quotes emanating from those around him.
I'm always a big fan of headlines about how a victim's family 'condemn the attack', as though if they hadn't explicitly said so we might all assume it was well deserved and they were all surreptitiously lolling into their sleeves.
It is simply that whilst the aspiring rappers and promising footballers were stabbing each other nobody really cared. And why should they? But if these feral retards are breaking out into decent society (see also: that doorman getting stabbed the other day) then we have an issue.
Someone I know from childhood posted on Facebook the other day ’Name of who stabbed [tagged person]? Cash.’ as if he’s some big time gangster looking to seek revenge.
He pretty much openly admits to being a drug dealer while maintaining a taxman pleasing job as a painter, and I’m fairly certain he’s gay too. Quite the character! It’s a shame we didn’t keep in touch.
I'm a twit
So that's what happened to The Reid.
Yeah, this will just be some random mentalist rather than Praise Be To Allan.
I just Googled "doorman stabbed" as I'd missed the story and the Sun headline it pops up with is: "Thugs who killed bouncer outside New Year’s sex party ‘were actually Albanian gangsters hunting fraudster hos"
Well that's told me all I need to know, I reckon.
I just heard Lady Gaga say something along the lines of "as a women working in music, it's really hard to be taken seriously in the music industry".
:/
She is worth, apparently, over $275m... some in the music industry are clearly taking her seriously. As for the rape, not quite sure what that has do not with people taking her seriously - yes, of course there have been barriers to her success (some much more horrific than others), I'm not saying otherwise.
Even after she’s made that money she wasn’t allowed to choose her own producers despite being raped by one of the producers her label picked last time. I don’t understand how you think ‘she has money therefore she’s taken seriously’ is a serious point. Marilyn Monroe was well paid as well, don’t think she was taken seriously outside of mafia bosses also raping her to get back at JFK.
The FEMINAZIS would have a field day with phonics white knighting for her whilst mixing her up with somebody else.
Wow. Just wow.
Never let something like facts get in the way of a phonics crusade.
I respect so many women, and so intensely, that I occasionally confuse them.
He virtue signaled so hard he blinded himself. Mert would've loved this.
Or maybe it's just that common.
Lady Gaga claimed in a recent interview that she was sexually assaulted by a producer when she was 19.
Last year, Gaga sang “Swine” at South by Southwest, while covered in colored vomit. She told Howard Stern on his morning show Tuesday that the performance was meant to demonstrate that a man “could never, ever degrade me as much as I degrade myself.” The singer went on to say that she had been raped by an older man when she was a “very naive” teenager. The incident made her “a shell of [her] former self” and the true gravity didn’t hit her until years later. But she has since sought therapy.
Gaga has not publicly spoken about the assault before, and said Tuesday that she didn’t “want to be defined” by the incident. “I’ll be damned if somebody’s gonna say that every creatively intelligent thing that I ever did is all boiled down to one dickhead who did that to me,” she said.
a man “could never, ever degrade me as much as I degrade myself.”
Sounds like an open challenge.
As I said, the fog of respect...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-46794476
A Japanese men's magazine has had to issue an apology after publishing a list ranking universities on how easy it is to convince female students to have sex at drinking parties.
The article mentioned five colleges where students were "easily available" at drinking parties, and described how to "coax" women and judge whether a woman was sexually available based on her clothing and appearance, reports say.
I guess Mert wont be publishing his US version now.
On a scale from Clarkson to Morrissey, where is Phonics these days?
That's impossible to call, given Mozza's opinions on rape.
You realise Morrisey is super-right wing these days? I'm not sure how your scale works. This all coming out of me disagreeing with someone saying "women have it easy in music, look at how much Lady Gaga made" does show some absolute desperation to be mad about certain things.
Oh.
I meant Kelly Clarkson.
I have no idea who that is.
Don't deadname Kelly again.
What can I say apart from that it's clearly hard for a woman in the music industry to get me to pay attention to her. Let alone take them seriously.
You can't miss her nowadays.
I'm a twit
I disagree, no idea who it is either.