He'll last longer than our defence.
He'll last longer than our defence.
Phil Jones is having a stormer...
Chelsea are the most boring team in world football with Sarri.
Redmond is fire
Atsu makes Michail Antonio look composed.
Bless Juan Mata, trying his little heart out keeping up this new and improved dynamic paceball.
Bournemouth/Watford sounds fun.
3-3 already.
I've got Bournemouth and Watford to draw.
Pack it in, you slags.
The United shirt looks absurd with white shorts.
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That pass by Lindelof was quality.
Shame Rashford went mong mode.
The greatest supersub of all time showcasing that he can make supersubs too
Fucking Wolves.
Ł77 win was on. Bah.
As if Mourinho was not playing Victor Lindelof all this time.
Shlevey is such a dirty cunt.
That was one of the worst counters I've seen in some time, but somehow Newcastle is even worse at defending.
Back into it.
Not even a yellow...
The Lindelof yellow was one of the most ridiculous I've ever seen.
We were fateful dogshit tonight. The crowd are one more of these shitathons from turning on Sarri. He's turned us into one of those Italian sides from the 70s. Slow shite and Jorginho is the worst of it.
Still, at least I got to watch Jon Moss referee live.
I've got a season ticket this time around. It's been fun and I haven't seen us lose yet, though that might change at Charlton on Saturday.
It'll come as no surprise that League One, just like the Championship, is far more enjoyable than the Premier League.
NGL I'm starting to want OGS to get a go at the permanent job.
If they keep going as they are and finish top 3 or something, he'd surely have to be the main candidate.
Id would like to be excited for the Asian Cup but playing against Arab countries is the most rage inducing experience that I have no interest in until the Semis.
Hope someone has the number for Manchester Police? Cos there's gonna be a rape tonight. Poor Zinchenko won't know what's hit him when Trent's finished.
Robbo vs Danilo won't be much cleaner either.
Can't wait!
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Bayern Munich have made a third bid for Callum Hudson-Odoi according to SSN at over Ł30m
Ramsey to Juve is done. They might try bring it forward by offering as a 47 year old Sami Khedeira.
Defoe is off to Rangers with Gerrard
There are some rumours about Andy Robertson's wife being in labour with their second child so he's not travelled, but apparently they're untrue.
Milner's back anyway, but I'd rather have Robbo tearing Danilo (or Walker, lol) a new one.
Strange one. Morelos seems awesome.
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He is, but he has games where it just will not happen for him and Lafferty isn't a reliable enough goalscorer to come on in those games and win them. I'd back Morelos to set up about five for Defoe by the end of the season too, his style of play is very well suited to having a proper poacher up there with him.
Assuming his legs aren't completely gone it's a wonderful signing.
He'll score piles there.
City better win today. Although it's quite funny seeing Pep floundering about despite spending shedloads.
I kinda don't mind either way. The unbearableness of Liverpool fans giving it the big'un will be balanced out by the satisfaction of Pep looking glum.
Sky are showing a showreel of some old Liverpool v City goals, and there's one in which Robbie Fowler (playing for City) stabs one in at the far post, before wheeling away with arms aloft and going absolutely mental. Why do you never see anyone else do that against their old club? There's something quite endearing about it.
Adebayor’s was the best ever
Oh Jesus, Adebayor's thing is in my top 10 Premier League moments along with the beach ball goal and a top 8 Mike Dean highlights reel.
Liverpool: Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, Lovren, Van Dijk, Robertson, Henderson, Milner, Wijnaldum, Mane, Salah, Firmino.
Hendo.
Adebayor's celebration was stunning.
The seethe painted on the Arsenal faces was glorious.
City have gone with either one fullback in a back 4 or some sort of mental back 3 with Sané (?) as a wingback? Who knows.
Sky are saying Laporte at left back, which does make some sense in that you'd want Danilo tracking Robertson on that side, whereas Salah is not as dangerous going on the outside as he is on his left.
Aye, but didn't they do that at Anfield in the Champions League last season?
I reckon it's going to be some sort of madman 3-5-2 which reflects the shit-or-bust feeling City seem to have about this (not sure why). They went 3 at the back in the same fixture last year, so hopefully Mané doesn't kick anyone in the head this time.
Who have Sky got doing the build up? I need info before I decide whether it's trudging through to put the telly on.
Looking at the line-up, I reckon it's one of Pep's lol overthinking jobs he always pulls out in big games that ends up going tits up.